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Carmila
10-14-2002, 10:15 AM
This is an off shoot of the "best dubbed anime" thread. For all that have been reading it, there has been a rash of Shinesman quote, which got me to thinking, what are some of your favorite Anime One Liners??


Shinesman:

"Shena, get in the glowing green square."
"Sometimes don't you just wish you had a shotgun?"

I know there are more, but these are great for starters!

Cassandra
10-14-2002, 12:15 PM
Today's lesson: The human head cannot turn 360 degrees. - Golden Boy :D

KuroBara
10-14-2002, 12:18 PM
"Ok, I figured I lost my mind, but I'll go with it. Now who wants a beating?"
~Joey, Yu-gi-oh

It's a decent dub, and Jounochi just comes out with the greatest lines ^_^

Ranma Saotome
10-14-2002, 01:19 PM
"If you want a girl who's most likely to kill you than kiss you, then you can have her!" -Ranma Saotome, Ranma 1/2

Mei Lan Chang
10-14-2002, 02:39 PM
"Light without eyes, eluminates nothing."
-Trevor Goodchild, Aeon Flux

"MOON POWER MAKEUP!"
Ok just kidding, but I couldn't help myself.

Hungryjack
10-14-2002, 03:02 PM
"Ah light seeking light, if light doth light beguile. The
damdest creature, am I not ? Very well fair educator, I shall
date with you!"

--Tatewaki Kuno (Age 17)

plastiknife
10-14-2002, 03:30 PM
"Stin-gee Stin-gee Stin-gee!" - marmalade Boy

(i think it means a lot more if you have happened to see that episode) and it's always funny to hear japanese people pronounce english words ;)

Foxwolfe
10-14-2002, 05:48 PM
"Hey would you quit hugging me!"
"You were the one hugging, I was trying to squeeze you to death!" - YYH

Demented Otaku
10-14-2002, 06:18 PM
"Bang!" - Spike Spiegel

Galaxia
10-14-2002, 07:31 PM
"What a tenacious bastard!"-Excel, "Excel Saga"

Sakura
10-14-2002, 08:04 PM
"Hey, I'll be weird and you'll be gay" - Chichiri to Nuriko, Fushigi Yugi

Gingerbread Man
10-14-2002, 08:48 PM
"OH GOD, PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND MY STUPID WANTON IMAGINATION!!!" -Golden Boy

"Women are scary" -Golden Boy

Kintaro is the smartest man alive.

aeva
10-14-2002, 08:55 PM
"KUMAGORO.... BEAM!" -Ryuichi, Gravitation OAVs

"OH my sweet baby! ::head does 360 spin::" -Sakano, Gravitation [said in ENGRISH! w00t!]

"Pika pika pika pika Shuichi, Shuichi pika pika ta da, na no da!" -Ryuichi, Gravitation

"Pantsu pantsu!" -Chii, Chobits [that was our group name at the AXNY Masquarade.... no one got it... >.>]

"You can call me Yuki, and please let me call you Ryuichi....::molest::" - Tatsuha, Gravitation

"Hey! He's OUR friend! If somebody's gonna kill him, it should be us!" -Kaneda, Akira

"Have you seen this small-breated girl? ::holds out picture::" -Nagha, Slayers

"Let us not discuss where and how much Gemma pissed! ::Wink::" Rabi~en~Rose, Di Gi Charat

"Shampoo, I think it's time we had a talk about bathtubs and men..." -Kasumi, Ranma 1/2

Yeah, I quote anime all too much. ^^;;;;

Mei Lan Chang
10-14-2002, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by aeva


"Hey! He's OUR friend! If somebody's gonna kill him, it should be us!" -Kaneda, Akira



Ha...the irony in that quote is marvelous.

Oshi
10-14-2002, 09:32 PM
"Hentai? Hideki wa hentai!" - Chii, Chobits

^_^;

Foxwolfe
10-15-2002, 03:29 AM
"A wizard is a word that rhymes with lizard, see, and a wizard is like a lizard turned into a man!" - Trunks

"Hey I know, if we ask the dragon really nicely, maybe he'll give us another wish!" - Goku

Rosiel
10-15-2002, 09:18 AM
*after burning Tamahome to a crisp as he was in the way when himself and Tasuki were trying to stop Amiboshi*

Tasuki: Sorry, Tama, that was on purpose.

pakachu420
10-15-2002, 01:22 PM
"BAAAAAAKA!!!!!"

^___^ i love saying that

residue
10-15-2002, 01:27 PM
"The bullet of justice caps Evil's ass!" - Excel

Umi
10-15-2002, 01:35 PM
OMG I love these Excel Saga quotes. They're so random. Here's a good one ^_~

"The meeting will run quite long, you should bring an extra pair of underwear" - Il Parazzo to Hyatt (Excel Saga)

residue
10-15-2002, 02:01 PM
"Tetsuo's our friend, if anyone’s gonna kill him it should be us!" Akira (with friends like those, who needs enemies.)

Eurobeat King
10-15-2002, 11:37 PM
"You are already dead.." Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star :skidude2:

artemis316
10-15-2002, 11:46 PM
"Anta Baka?!"
- Asuka from Evangelion

"Well, Excuuuuuuuuse Me, Princess!!
- Link, Legend of Zelda ^.^

Jibrille
10-16-2002, 08:30 AM
My favorite has to be from El Hazard, when the cat says

"Hey Makoto, bones okay?!"

Rosiel
10-16-2002, 08:57 AM
> "Well, Excuuuuuuuuse Me, Princess!!
- Link, Legend of Zelda ^.^

LOL, YES!

This line plagued my youth as my best friend (a guy) /always/ said that to me when we argued. It worked very well, though, as I would burst out laughing and forget why I was mad in the first place.

Celine
10-16-2002, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by Jibrille
My favorite has to be from El Hazard, when the cat says

"Hey Makoto, bones okay?!"

Yeah! That is great! Especially in the cat's silly voice and everything! Ura rules. XD

SleepingKirby
10-16-2002, 10:23 AM
"I didn't want to use this technique but... Saotome Anything-goes Vinal Attack! Ready, set, RUN AWAY!!!" -Ranma Saotome

Chosuke
10-16-2002, 10:26 AM
"There are some things only adults can enjoy." -Sailor Uranus

I just laughed when I heard that,because there was NO way YTV would not edit that part xD

"Oh but you can't help that,we're all mad here."

KnuxieChan
10-16-2002, 10:31 AM
"Nooooo!!" - Pedro from Excel Saga

Ooh.. my favorite..

"And even worse.. you drew blood.. Right here on my face!" - Dark Schneider

I love the Bastard dubs XD except for Sheela

Chosuke
10-16-2002, 10:36 AM
The Bastard dubs rocked! xD
There are TOO many funny quotes from just that DVD!

SleepingKirby
10-16-2002, 10:55 AM
"Stubborn elemental..." -Dark Schneider
I normally don't admit stuff like this, but Dark Schneider is like manly beyond manly. Gara is pretty cool too.
"That was pretty sneak of you, casting with your left hand..."-Ninja Master Gara

Just remembered another.

"That Quatre. If he could, he would say that it was due to his lack of effort that there's no air in space." -Duo Maxwell

|| Deaf Baka ||
10-16-2002, 02:59 PM
"Oh my god!!" -Haruto Hokujo from what is the best and funniest anime ever made.... Haunted Junction


"GUARANDOO!!" - Excel and Pedro

"Whatever happens, happens." -Spike Spiegel - Cowboy Bebop

and by the way, Nah, I'm not a newbie........ I've been a member at AnimeNation and still is since March of 2002.


:cheers:

Ayaka
10-17-2002, 02:21 AM
YES it did take me this long to think of one. :P Curse you people and your functional brains.

"Damn . . . you wouldn't die even if I killed you." Sanzo, Gensoumaden Saiyuki

(and the follow-up from Goku - "I'm the rechargable type.", which I find funny without knowing why.)

SleepingKirby
10-17-2002, 08:07 PM
I like this thread so I want to keep it going.:D

"Oh good, I was worried that you might have been hit by a car, throw into a river and almost got eaten by a small carp." -Manager of Anime Gamers (From Digi-Charat)

aeva
10-17-2002, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by SleepingKirby
I like this thread so I want to keep it going.:D

"Oh good, I was worried that you might have been hit by a car, throw into a river and almost got eaten by a small carp." -Manager of Anime Gamers (From Digi-Charat)

That's exactly what did happen! And's its all because of the scary-looking ghost!

******

"I know what you were going to do! You were going to take the bishounen and the little boy and draw them in a naughty doujinshi and make lots of money -gemma!" -Gemma-Gemma, DiGi Charat

Ranma Saotome
10-17-2002, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by aeva
That's exactly what did happen! And's its all because of the scary-looking ghost!

******

"I know what you were going to do! You were going to take the bishounen and the little boy and draw them in a naughty doujinshi and make lots of money -gemma!" -Gemma-Gemma, DiGi Charat

Since we're on this...

"Hot steamy rice-nyo..." -Dejiko, DiGi Charat

SleepingKirby
10-18-2002, 10:07 AM
DIGI-CHARAT!!!

" Don't worry. Even though you may not be able to use your eyebeam now. You will grow up to experience many wonderful things. Then, maybe you'll be able to use it........... or maybe no." -Tall Blonde Tarou-kun

Galaxia
10-18-2002, 06:26 PM
"Well excuuuuuse me for being a mere mortal!"-Duo Maxwell.

"I gotta tell Lita that he's a player!"-Serena. I almost DIED when I heard that (I think that's how it went).

"He just goes and puts a broken leg back together! Grosses me out just thinking about it!"-Duo Maxwell

officer_fujita
10-18-2002, 08:09 PM
"ahou ga..."

-Saitou (rurouni kenshin. Sano get's this most of the time ) :thumbsup:

dizzylizzy
10-18-2002, 10:33 PM
"curse those evil octupi!"

Ranma Saotome
10-18-2002, 10:38 PM
"I don't have to try it to know it's toxic." -Ranma Saotome

SleepingKirby
10-18-2002, 11:09 PM
" I killed him!!! And just when I found him, I killed him!!! I killed him so quickly. No. With a bang? No. Like a bash? No. Like a slash? No. Like a blech? Like a squelch? No, no no no no."

"Taro-kun is dead!!! He's died in a Taro-kun like manner!!!"

-Haruhara Haruko

"Demo, Taro-kun janatte."
:D

Foxwolfe
10-21-2002, 11:43 AM
Gohan: "At least he put his sword away."
Krillin: "Yeah, and your dad put his finger away too."

Tea-chan
10-21-2002, 12:55 PM
"STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY STUDY THIS IS SO EDUCATIONAL" -Golden Boy. I prefer the dub over the sub in this series' case. :thumbsup:

"Lina, you're a meanie. u_u" -Naga, from the Slayers Movie. (My friend quotes this constantly. ^^;; She calls me Naga, too, because of one obvious reason and my ability to do the cackle.)

"'I want a persocom so I can browse ERO!'
'Ero?'
'o.O!!'" -Hideki talking to himself, with his landlord overhearing.

Rosiel
10-21-2002, 01:27 PM
I forgot to mention my fondness for Heero Yui one-liners.
Like, say, "Inochi nante yasui mon da." (Life is cheap, especially mine) or "Shinu hodo itai zo." (I forgot the rest of the quote, but in context [dying] hurts like hell.)

Actually, we could make this GW one liners... with Treize also having some nice ones... "Watashi wa haisha ni naritai." (I want to become the vanquished.) and, talking to Heero, "Kimi no teki to wa, unmei da." (You enemy is your own fate.)

There is also the funny one from Doctor J about wasting air and the lovely "Endless Waltz" Marimeia quote, but I forgot how they go... ^___^

And, oh, the Arslan dub... *___* it's a quote-fest.

"I believe that all wars and politics turn to ashes then blow away. And I feel in my soul it is only great art that will live forever. " (Narcasse)

Darun (about Narcasse): "Granting him the appointment of imperial artist would be like putting a priest in charge of a brothel."

The one from Narcasse about the slaves turning against those who free them was amazing too... but I don't remember it well so I'd rather not butcher it. >_<

tydawgsd
10-22-2002, 12:56 AM
Oh man, I have tons of quotes from Bastard!!- Here are a couple of my favorites other than the one I have in my sig:

"If I can't see my women naked, nobody can!"

"Gara you are going to DIE!"

"Because the handsome and wonderful hero always beasts the stupid ugly oaf"

I have more, but we will stop there for now.

Edit: This is from the dubbed version

Ranma Saotome
10-22-2002, 01:29 AM
Originally posted by tydawgsd
Oh man, I have tons of quotes from Bastard!!- Here are a couple of my favorites other than the one I have in my sig:

"If I can't see my women naked, nobody can!"

"Gara you are going to DIE!"

"Because the handsome and wonderful hero always beasts the stupid ugly oaf"

I have more, but we will stop there for now.

Dubbed or subbed?

SleepingKirby
10-22-2002, 02:03 AM
Dubbed, Bastard is one of my faves too. :D

Ranma Saotome
10-22-2002, 11:03 AM
I only seen the fansubbed one. Sounds like a damn good translation from the lines you have posted.

Shima-Mizu
10-22-2002, 03:48 PM
If you aren't remembered, then you never existed.
-Arisu (Serial Experiments Lain)

Didn't your mother tell you not to play with fire? Maybe you weren't listening or you were too busy burning the house down.
-Kenshin (Rourini Kenshin)

Edited to add the second one in.

SleepingKirby
10-23-2002, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by Ranma Saotome
I only seen the fansubbed one. Sounds like a damn good translation from the lines you have posted.

The text translation was pretty good, but the acting could have been better. Oh well, this was right after Pioneer did Tenchi Muyo so...

"Everything with you is dragonslave this and dragonslave that..."
-Lina Inverse (Isn't that the teapot calling the kettle black?)

" Hey! I... uhh... wait... let's see.... Nope! I haven't done anything bad lately so it couldn't have been me." -Lina Inverse

Ranma Saotome
10-23-2002, 11:50 AM
Well Pioneer does superb jobs with their dubs. :)

SleepingKirby
10-23-2002, 06:35 PM
I think I stated this before in some other thread. But Pioneer definitely gets top points with me for courage. Their actors aren't the greatest, but they try to keep the dialouge as directionly translated as they could. I have to respect them for that.

Farfarello
10-26-2002, 02:20 AM
Ahh Gundam Wing one liners

Duo Maxwell
"Just watch me... I'll become the god of Death once again but right now... I need some sleep"

"Yeah but momma told me real men never scream outloud"

"Anyone who sees me has got a date with his maker"

"Names are things other people give you, theres no point in wasting time worrying"

"You fool!"

Heero Yuy
"Omae O Korosu Aka I'll kill you"

Quatre Raberba Winner
"You're scared aren't you?... In that case you shouldn't be fighting at all"

"Goodbye friend Trowa... we'll meet again"

Trowa Batron
"..."

Wufei Chang
"Injustice."

Marimaia
"I will rule the world"

And this is my all time fave Weiss Kreuz one liner spoken by Yoji
"Who peed in his cheerios"



I have no life

Yautja834
10-26-2002, 03:44 PM
"This is the traditional attire for...peeping."
--Nobuyuki, tenchi muyo!

Jinx
10-27-2002, 01:53 AM
Dubbed:

"Were you BORN stupid or did you just GROW that way?!" Ukyo, Ranma 1/2

Subbed:

"I like to eat fish heads!" -Nuku Nuku
And always... "Divine Retribution!!" -Lum

minamic
10-27-2002, 07:53 AM
Originally posted by Rosiel
There is also the funny one from Doctor J about wasting air and the lovely "Endless Waltz" Marimeia quote, but I forgot how they go... ^___^

"History is an endless waltz, so to speak. The triple measure of war, peace and revolution goes on and on. But I assure you, this history will change with my crowning ceremony."~ Mariemaia

GWing has so many quotable quotes. ^_^ And for someone like Heero to be a bishy of few words, he says a lot.

When everything goes insane, I fight believing only in myself.
-Heero Yuy

Nice ones from the English Kenshin dub:

"Whenever you boys get together, you get so excited talking about your long swords!" -Yumi to Chou and Shishio

"Makimachi Misao does not give her name to villains like you!" - Misao

And the rather aggressive quote from Rinoa to Squall:

"You're going to like me... you're going to like me..."

^^; Wish I could do that... ;)

Hikaru
10-29-2002, 02:29 PM
"Puu puu puu!" - Mokona (Magic Knight Rayearth).

Marth
10-29-2002, 02:44 PM
"What's a Goku?" - King Cold (DragonBall Z)

"Buu no scared, Big hair make you big funny!" - Fat Buu (DragonBall Z)

Marth
10-29-2002, 02:47 PM
Oh, a little dialogue from "Fruits Basket":

Yuki= Y Kyo = K

K: I will punch a "sorry" out of your mouth!

Y: Sorry...

K: WHAT!!?? You're not supposed to say that! Let's take it outside!

Y: We're already outside, Baka-Neko!!

K: SHUT UP YOU DAMN MOUSE!!!

Galaxia
10-29-2002, 08:38 PM
"Where were you when they handed out the brains?" - Washuu, "Tenchi Muyo!"

psythe
11-03-2002, 08:42 PM
"I know, you're looking all over for something. It's just that, there's no time for feeling hopeless.....not until you've found it."

-Boogiepop Phantom

ryuichi fangirl
11-03-2002, 09:28 PM
"Ahh, damn, I burned it!"- Akito,Nadesico

"I can't feel my legs..."-Vegeta,DBZ (if you'd have been in the room at the time you'd probably get it...)

"Boo make you dead!"-Boo,DBZ

aeva, luv the Gravi quotes, they're some of my favorites too...

ryuichi fangirl
11-03-2002, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by Farfarello
Ahh Gundam Wing one liners

Duo Maxwell
"Just watch me... I'll become the god of Death once again but right now... I need some sleep"

"Yeah but momma told me real men never scream outloud"

"Anyone who sees me has got a date with his maker"

"Names are things other people give you, theres no point in wasting time worrying"

"You fool!"

Heero Yuy
"Omae O Korosu Aka I'll kill you"

Quatre Raberba Winner
"You're scared aren't you?... In that case you shouldn't be fighting at all"

"Goodbye friend Trowa... we'll meet again"

Trowa Batron
"..."

Wufei Chang
"Injustice."

Marimaia
"I will rule the world"

And this is my all time fave Weiss Kreuz one liner spoken by Yoji
"Who peed in his cheerios"



I have no life

I remember that quote (the Yoji one)! I nearly peed on MYSELF it was so unexpected!:crylaugh:

Shadow Lady
11-03-2002, 11:16 PM
“I ever do think that’s a weak spot.” Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki)

“Whats a a Fiance? Is it a pickle? Gourry (Slayers)

“I’ll tell you…………not.” Pixy Misa (Pretty Sammy)

psythe
11-04-2002, 06:53 AM
"Chii?"

-Chobits

Its SO CUTE!!! :crylaugh:

SleepingKirby
11-04-2002, 10:12 AM
"... It is a normal family structure G. Followed by Initial D, which is a manga that everyone is buying..." -Mon-Chan FLCL

Umi
11-04-2002, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by SleepingKirby
"... It is a normal family structure G. Followed by Initial D, which is a manga that everyone is buying..." -Mon-Chan FLCL

Heh.. I liked that one too.:D

psythe
11-06-2002, 01:20 PM
"ON FIRE!!!" - Excel Excel

...sorry, lol, it's been stuck in my head all day...

Fireflyprincess
11-09-2002, 03:47 PM
There are so many but these three stick out the most:
Kare Kano

Yukino:(while talking to Arima) You stand there talking to a pretty face when I am the one who will send you straight to hell.

Yukino:(reffering to Arima) Pisses Me Off!Pisses Me Off!Pisses Me Off!

Fruits Basket

Kyo: Look what you done, now how are we going to explain if you change too?
Yuki: It's your fault you stupid cat!
Kyo: I dare you to say that agian!
Yuki: Stupid Cat!

*snickers* I love that!

RyuHayabusaDOA2
11-09-2002, 04:16 PM
"One who sees a gundam will not live to tell about it"-Trowa-GW

"Chii?"-Chii-chan-Chobits

" If the egg's shell does not break,
the chick will die without being born.
We are the chick; the egg is the world.
If the world's shell does not break,
we will die without being born
Smash the world's shell!
For the sake of revolutionizing the world!"Student Council Speech when going up on the elevator in Utena

psythe
11-09-2002, 05:04 PM
"such...LOVELY juice" - Princess Hyatt

sorry, been running alot of Excel Saga recently

RyuHayabusaDOA2
11-09-2002, 05:10 PM
"By The Way, Have You seen this man? "-Domon Kasshu, holding a picture of his brother in G Gundam

"Excuse me, who are you?" -Mima-Perfect Blue

"I am The True Noir"-Chloe-Noir

KnuxieChan
11-09-2002, 07:06 PM
XD!! *huggles DS plushie*He is the master of quotes!

OMG, this one.. I don't remember exactally how it goes but it was..

"These balls bring me happiness, I want to carrass them" - Vegeta

"NA-BE-KA-ME-AH!" - Pedro and Sandora (I think that's how they said it..)

plovor
11-09-2002, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by Shippo87
"These balls bring me happiness, I want to carrass them" - Vegeta



UMMM......................I'm glad that I don't remember that one.......

RyuHayabusaDOA2
11-09-2002, 07:22 PM
"Testsuooooooooo!"-Kaneda-Akira
"If Humans hate me, why did they create me?"-Armitage-Armitage the 3rd:Polymatrix

" I hate myself, but I can learn to love myself" -Shinji-Eva

Fireflyprincess
11-11-2002, 09:36 AM
Haruka: You know I never listen to that talk outside of bed.

Haruka: Michiru, I like it when you touch me gently.

psythe
11-11-2002, 09:39 AM
Ok a two liner that cracks me up all the time.

Prof. Fuyutsuki: "It's Hot."
Gendo Ikari: "Yes."

ryuichi fangirl
11-11-2002, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by Shippo87
XD!! *huggles DS plushie*He is the master of quotes!

OMG, this one.. I don't remember exactally how it goes but it was..

"These balls bring me happiness, I want to carrass them" - Vegeta


I remember that one and it was not Vegeta, but Freeza who said it ^^...and i believe it went.." Having these balls makes me feel something resembling joy, I want to caress them." ^^ gomen, but I luv that quote!

psythe
11-11-2002, 10:01 AM
ROFLMAO!! XD!!!

why is my coworker staring at me wierd....

Ranma Saotome
11-11-2002, 10:59 AM
Ranma 1/2: Akane Can Cook quotes:

"Where are you going? I'm going to a place far far away where your cooking can't hurts us." -Akane and Ranma

"Still wanna go home for supper?" -Genma Saotome

And there's this one line that Nabiki said, but I don't remember it quite well. This was where she came in and told them about the hot water pipe... Classic!

Carmila
11-11-2002, 04:19 PM
Goodness! I have been laughing my behind off for weeks now! I never thought this thread would last this long!

RyuHayabusaDOA2
11-11-2002, 04:28 PM
" If this girl loves mustaches, then there is nothing wrong with her" -Masaru from Sexy Commando Sugoi yo, Masaru-chan!

chibi-dj
11-13-2002, 12:47 AM
Miroku: "Will you bear my child?" - Inu Yasha

Squall-chan
11-13-2002, 01:17 AM
Weiss Kreuz

Youji:

"Good morning bishonen...I know you where up all night on the internet...you know you really shouldn't be looking at those kind of pictures yet."

"Looking up pictures online is great but a real girl is good too"

From X Handpuppet Theatre: (just had to though it in)

Sorata: "Seems like we're caught in a dark, evil illusion. ....Ooo, look, bubbles!"

"....Anyway, as I was saying, Mommy and Auntie were part of this MAGAMI clan. Let's spell that, kids. M-A-G-A-M-I. Let's--no, screw it, let's just have a bunch of symbolic visuals and I'll just say they're real cool people. "

Kamui: "Wait, back that up again, Sora. Remember: I am grossly ignorant."

"You're like mommy...only so much less dead."

"Gyah, that's it. Screw every last one of you. I'm going home and listening to Tori Amos."

Seishirou: "Did someone say sakura petals? Because I could swear they did."

Subaru: "Look, I'm in Tokyo. With sunlight, pentacles, and cigarettes. See how much I've changed from the beautiful trusting boy I once was? ...Okay, so they're lites."

Ok...that's it for now...til next time...

Bell-chan
11-13-2002, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by Shippo87
"These balls bring me happiness, I want to carrass them" - Vegeta
Originally posted by plovor
UMMM......................I'm glad that I don't remember that one....... Yes...it always sounded funny when they refer to them that way...in English, that is. (sometimes I feel so immature...)


"Yogurt for brains!"- Lina Inverse

ok...so this isn't anime...but related somewhat
V
"There ain't no getting offa this train we on!"- Barret

Umi
11-13-2002, 10:24 AM
Lot's of Excel Saga quotes already.. but here's another

Excel: *supremely bloated in a bathing suit* SEKUSHII!

SleepingKirby
11-13-2002, 12:25 PM
"....zzoo..." *faints* -Hyatt

Galaxia
11-13-2002, 07:39 PM
Excel: Aaaww, it's so cuuute! BUT WHO CARES?!??

TheAnarCHris
11-13-2002, 07:42 PM
"Well get a load of you, a tough cookie and a righteous babe all in one." -Gene Starwind.

"OH NO, IT'S THE HELL NINJA COMMANDO!"- random soldier Excel Saga

"Forgive Me Children of the Sea!"-Nabeshin, Excel Saga

RyuHayabusaDOA2
11-13-2002, 07:57 PM
"I am The Soldier of Death and Rebirth, Sailor Saturn!"-Sailor Saturn-Sailor Moon

"Destroy All of The Gundams!"-Random soldier who gets killed early in gundam wing

Shadow Lady
11-13-2002, 10:12 PM
Hideki's "Snacks". Chii

Aoshi Shinomori
11-14-2002, 12:43 AM
"Your Built like a stick
Your Face makes me sick
Your thighs are too thick
You cant even kick
Your dumb like a brick
Your talk like a hick
Your hairs a cowlick
You itch like a tick"- Ranma Saotome

"The End has not been written and the title of the strongest has not been bestowed"- Aoshi Shinomori

" Only I can kill the Battousai"- Aoshi Shinomori

"Damn those Spine Thieves"- Battle Angel

"These are Hideki's side dishes"- Chii from Chobits

Squall-chan
11-14-2002, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by Aoshi Shinomori
"Your Built like a stick
Your Face makes me sick
Your thighs are too thick
You cant even kick
Your dumb like a brick
Your talk like a hick
Your hairs a cowlick
You itch like a tick"- Ranma Saotome


:crylaugh: I love that Ranma qoute...when I was younger I used to rewind that part over, and over, and over....and so on.......wait...I think I still do that...LoL

As for qoutes I have another....

Weiss Kreuz

Omi: "You better be careful, we get pretty crazy."

and his all famous..."WHY?!?!"

Some Gackt ones for fun....

"The hidden meat...get it for me."

"No, it's back there...I know it is."

"I tell my friends I'm making curry so just wait awhile...of course thats for days prior."

Thats all for now.

chibi-dj
11-14-2002, 10:01 PM
Miaka: " Nuriko!"
Nuriko: "Miaka!"
Miaka: " You're still as gay as ever!"
Nuriko: " You're still as stupid as ever!"

Doremi Chan
11-14-2002, 11:38 PM
Ojamajo doremi Quotes

"Majo!"- Doremi
(Doremi said this to a witch out loud and turned her into a frog)

"Pretti Witchi Doremichi!"- Doremi's end transformation

"Pirika Pirlala Poporina Peperuto!"- Doremi's Spell

"Steak!"-Doremi

"Doremi, I'm so glad I sit next to you! Please help me when ever I need a help okay?"- Momoko
(This was funny because Momoko could only speak english and Doremi didn't understand a word)

MargauxZ
11-15-2002, 12:35 AM
Whatta haul! Whatta haul!!!

-Happosai, Ranma 1/2

And any Kuno line. I was going to mention that "fair educator, date with me" one!!!! ^_^ I love Kuno!

Ranma Saotome
11-15-2002, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by MargauxZ
Whatta haul! Whatta haul!!!

-Happosai, Ranma 1/2

And any Kuno line. I was going to mention that "fair educator, date with me" one!!!! ^_^ I love Kuno!

Here's that one line that really screwed Ranma's head up in ep. 3...

"I love you, I will date with you."
-Tatewaki Kuno

You know after hearing that 20 times, that screwed my psyche up too! >_<

RyuHayabusaDOA2
11-15-2002, 10:57 AM
"all of my anger, love and all of my sorrow!"- Domon Kasshu

Umi
11-15-2002, 01:18 PM
Gackt quote... eek!

Ok here's one from hyde of L'arc en Ciel

Hyde: (about Gackt) I must admit that at that moment I wanted to kiss him.

::fans self:: Whoo... boy!

Gipsie
11-15-2002, 01:58 PM
"When he's a boy, she wants him. When he's a girl, she wants him dead!" - Soun Tendo, Ranma 1/2

"Boy, have YOU got a lot to learn. Everybody LOVES Ranma." -Nabiki Tendo, Ranma 1/2

RyuHayabusaDOA2
11-15-2002, 02:38 PM
"With this Burning hand holds an awesome power. It tells me to defeat you!"-Domon Kasshu- G Gundam

Gipsie
11-15-2002, 04:06 PM
Okay, this one really isn't from an anime...but it's from a game.....and, i love it to death!

"I still gotta pain in my brain from ya! And, it's tellin' me funny ideas, like ta shoot you ta hell!" -From One of the Villians, Tomb Raider

Shadow Lady
11-16-2002, 12:11 AM
"I don't know what they're getting all worked up for. It's only a war." Tylor from Irresponsible Captain Tylor

"It's a long story but its kind of a short one." Wolfwood from Trigun

Carmila
11-16-2002, 09:31 AM
"such a good boy!" ~ Shinesman

Aoshi Shinomori
11-16-2002, 01:35 PM
LOL " oh yes.. such a good boy!! my other one is " My Montage..." and " Grey is Good!!!"

ewwww.. thanks Ranma.. i erased that quote from my memory a couple of years back.. now i can picture Kuno saying that.. eww.. *shivers*

"Which way is Furikan High School" - Ryoga
*Katchutenshinamaguriken"-Ryoga
"Baksaitenketsu"-Ryoga

Ranma Saotome
11-16-2002, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by Aoshi Shinomori
ewwww.. thanks Ranma.. i erased that quote from my memory a couple of years back.. now i can picture Kuno saying that.. eww.. *shivers*

Hehehehehe, fear my pain boy!!! XD

SohjiroX
11-16-2002, 04:08 PM
Heero: "I'll kill you." "Mission Accepted."
Duo: "he just goes and puts a broken bone back in place, just groses me out thinking about it." "I may run and I may hide but I will never tell a lie."
Trowa: "Those who lay eyes on a gundam shall not live to tell about it, those were the orders given to me." "He is quiet the guy."
Quatra: "Your my enemy." "You should have surrendered."
Wufei: "My name is Wufei and I am not hiding." "A woman?"

lines gone wroung:

Heero: "I will kiss you, I mean......crap." "Mission......complete?"
Duo: "He just goes and breaks a bone, than puts it back in place and breaks another bone......make up your mind." "I may run and I may hide but I will listen to this jungle song!"
Trowa: "Those who lay eyes on me, shall play FF8 and hate it. Those were the words given to me by......someone." "Are those my, sperms?"
Quatra: "Your my boy friend." "You should have stayed in bed with me."
Wufei: "My name is Woof and I am coming for you!" "A man?"

Broken_Wings
11-16-2002, 07:31 PM
"Leave me alone..." ~ Saya, Blood: The Last Vampire

" It's MY noodle!" ~ Mayuka, Tenchi the Movie 2: The Daughter of Darkness

"He's touching himself -- down there!!!!!! GIMME YOUR CLOTHES!" ~ Ryoko, Tenchi Muyo! in Love

RyuHayabusaDOA2
11-16-2002, 09:17 PM
"Agent of love, pretty sailor soldier, Sailor Moon! In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!"-sailor moon

sailor-moon
11-16-2002, 09:31 PM
"what? no breast.... your a man!"
miaka to nuriko^.^ i thougfht that was so funny...among other things they say in that anime.

Usagi

Aoshi Shinomori
11-17-2002, 03:25 PM
yeah i know what u mean.. I was ranma at AX 2000... and this Kuno said those lines to me... now im scarred for life..

Galaxia
11-17-2002, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by Squall-chan
Some Gackt ones for fun....

"The hidden meat...get it for me."

"No, it's back there...I know it is."

"I tell my friends I'm making curry so just wait awhile...of course thats for days prior."

Hidden Meat!!!! My friend Dana & I love that :crylaugh: :crylaugh:

Carmila
11-18-2002, 11:03 AM
*shivers* I don't think a Sailor Moon line like that can be considdered an one liner. It is more like a fright liner!

sailor-moon
11-18-2002, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by Carmila
*shivers* I don't think a Sailor Moon line like that can be considdered an one liner. It is more like a fright liner!


>.<:mad: :eek: i love that quote!!! i said the japanese one on stage at otakon 2001!^.^ j/k everyone has there own opinions^_~. i like it, one of the many few^.^

Ayaka
11-18-2002, 10:55 PM
I hope you guys appreciate that I'm not quoting half of Saiyuki. ^^ Or manga, or games, since technically this thread says "ANIME" one-liners.

"Yoroshiku, baby!" - Risky, Omishi Magical Theater (Safety's spells are great too)

"Don't underestimate round things." - Noelle's mother (whose name escapes me), Tenshi ni Narumon

". . . unfamiliar ceiling . . ." - Shinji, Eva (I have a nasty tendency to quote this lol)

"I don't recall 'hunting down reawakening God of Evil' as being part of my job description." - Ryudo, Grandia II (sorry, I couldn't stand it. This was a board sig of mine!)

Broken Wings - I do NOT remember that in TMiL. oO;;; lol! If it wasn't so late, I would be watching my copy right now.

Ranma Saotome
11-19-2002, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by Ayaka
Broken Wings - I do NOT remember that in TMiL. oO;;; lol! If it wasn't so late, I would be watching my copy right now.

It's there, around the part where Aeka tells Ryoko thsat teh gym teach has jock itch I think...

Ayaka
11-19-2002, 01:15 AM
AHHH I remember now! lol. Guess I need to watch it again, been too long. ^^

Galaxia
11-19-2002, 10:26 AM
Vicious: When angels that are forced from heaven have to become demons. Isn't that right, Spike?
Spike: I'm just watching a dream I never wake up from..
Vicious: I'll wake you up right now.

Faye: How long have you been listening?
Spike: Too long - your story needs editing.
(Ohhh, snap! Oohhh, snap!).

Ed: Ed will introduce Ed. Full name - Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th.
Spike: That's a long name.
Faye Valentine: Who the hell's this?
Ed: Ed made up that name for Ed, isn't it cool?
Spike: If you made it up, how can you be the 4th?

Faye: I don't want comrades and it's not worth having any... I end up worrying about things I don't have to.



(from the Bebop movie)
Spike: I love a woman that can kick my ass!

Faye: I'm just a gun-toting weather girl!

Are you living in the real world?

Shing57
11-19-2002, 02:20 PM
And who could forget: "Angry Screaming Wombat Attack!!!" - Gotenks

"What are all these stupidly huge animals doing here? .... *falls in a hole* Not to mention all these stupidly dangerous traps..." - Ryoga: Ranma 1/2 (An Akane to Remember)

"Ah look the poor dearies all alone and unprotected, allow me to take you to a safer location my silkie darlings." - Happosai

Kuno: "To brazenly fondle the tender pulchritude of a female instuctor in the broad light of day-- Ranma Saotome! You are a cretin! A cretin, I say!"
Nabiki: "Kuno, try not to sound so envious."

RyuHayabusaDOA2
11-19-2002, 03:05 PM
"you are all living in sin!"-Asuka-Eva

"Let's go, Gekinganger 3!"-Nadesico

"I dislike eating meat"-Rei-Eva

"Come, Adam's Dark Shadow, servant of the Lillim"-Kaworu-Eva

"Your newtype Pride is your weakness"-Char-MS Gundam

SleepingKirby
11-19-2002, 04:24 PM
"Oh sure. You waited three days. But when I got there the fourth day, you already turned tailed and ran." -Ryoga Hibiki (For all those out there with P-Chan Syndrome)

Umi
11-19-2002, 11:32 PM
DOA: er... you do know that one-liners are considered lines that are funny right? I'm going to assume you didn't know otherwise I'm going to assume you have a weird sense of humor. *looks around nervously*

Don't want to spam so here's the little disclaimer on the "ACROSS Secret Ideological ID Card" that came with the first Excel Saga DVD:

"This card entitles the bearer to absolutely nothing. In fact, if we see you on the street, we'll pretend that we don't know you. This is a secret organization, damn it! Let's show some discipline!"

Ranma Saotome
11-19-2002, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by SleepingKirby
"Oh sure. You waited three days. But when I got there the fourth day, you already turned tailed and ran." -Ryoga Hibiki (For all those out there with P-Chan Syndrome)

"You were blubbering over a piece of bread for crying out loud!"
-Ranma Saotome

SleepingKirby
11-20-2002, 01:51 AM
*Kirby has P-Chan syndrome* T_T

"Where did they hide that lot?" -Ryoga Hibiki

"Chow mein bread, curry bread, melon bread, soup bread... oh wait, there's no such thing...." -Ranma Saotome

Radical Urd
11-21-2002, 01:09 PM
I got it! I finally thought of one!
"I am Valentinese Alkalanela Seeha Shesheha Borais Gumbi Gomella Blue Stadavari Talentrents Pierre Andre Tortenhamos Davaldovinchi Baldos George Doitzel Kizzer III Don't hesistate to call!!"
*breathes*
WHOOOO WEEEEE. BOY HOWDY THAT TOOK SOME STRENGTH!!

Naru
11-21-2002, 02:59 PM
When the stars go blue, ill follow you, when the stars go blue...

Ryan adams-Wildflowers

Galaxia
11-24-2002, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by Umi
Don't want to spam so here's the little disclaimer on the "ACROSS Secret Ideological ID Card" that came with the first Excel Saga DVD:

"This card entitles the bearer to absolutely nothing. In fact, if we see you on the street, we'll pretend that we don't know you. This is a secret organization, damn it! Let's show some discipline!"

Rule #1 - Don't talk about ACROSS! :D

Ranma Saotome
11-24-2002, 10:16 PM
Lemme guess...

Rule #2 - You don't talk about ACROSS! XD

Umi
11-24-2002, 10:38 PM
Actually Rule #2 is "Do not wear white loafters after August"

=D

and if you're curious here are the rest:
3. Do not forget Illpalazzo's birthday
4. If it's not Ilpalazzo's birthday, buy him a present anyway (he likes presents!)
5. Don't forget to turn out the lights when you leave the Secret HQ
6. Always look both ways before falling in the pit
7. There is no Rule #7
8. No Puchuus
9. Never serve cocktail wieners without toothpicks
10. Always remember, we are trying to conquer the world (the word world should be scratched out and replaced with a handwritten "City")

Let's see some enthusiasm out there!

=P randomness!

cutekawaii
11-24-2002, 11:10 PM
world city :p

X
I'm not sure if this is exactly right, but..
Sorata: "I just pretended to be hurt for the pity sex!"

Not sure about this one either and im too lazy to look, heh ^^
Kotori's friend: "It was only recently that you were bathing with your father!"

Arjuna
Wong: "I'm really a man."
Juna: "What?"

Angel Sanctuary
Kira: "You dead? Setsuna! Say something!"
Setsuna: "I want to have sex...."
Kira: "¬_¬"

Excel Saga
IlPalazzo: "Mmm visuel kei." as a visual kei fan, i nearly crapped my pants XD

Gackt quotes, eh??

Gackt
"Boku wa magnum desu." THE BEST