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~H~
02-08-2011, 05:17 AM
I'm in a silly mood tonight.....and was thinking about some of the more memorable pick-up lines I've heard.

This one actually happened at the Renaissance Faire (I was wearing flowers in my hair):

Ren Faire Guy: "YOU'RE BLOSSOMING!!!" (exclaimed with the full-on British accent)
Me: *shrugs* "Yeah..."
Ren Faire Guy: "Have you been pollinated?"

I got a serious case of the giggles from that one, and thankfully my friends were there to escort me away so I didn't have to think of how I was going to respond @_@.


Anyone else have a pick-up line or story? Bonus points for costume/cosplay related ones ^_-.

Rinoa07
02-08-2011, 01:26 PM
I work at gamestop, so I get a couple.

1) At work we have to ask if people want to pre-order any games coming out. It's pretty important. So I asked this particular customer, and he responded with, "Can I pre-order you?"

2) Since the store I was working at is located next to a high school we get a lot of teens coming in to hang out and look at games, play on the display systems once the school lets out for the day. This group of boys came in, and then one of them comes over and says, "My friend was wondering if he could get your gamertag?" He didn't even come over himself! It was kind of cute, so I said I was flattered, but no.

Michi
02-08-2011, 02:50 PM
So I asked this particular customer, and he responded with, "Can I pre-order you?"

AHAHAHA wow. I have no idea how I'd react to that. I work at GameStop, too. Hahaha. No one's tried to outright pick up line style try to hit on me there off the top of my head, but instead I get obvious flirting and guys trying to impress me.

...Though one guy did ask me to marry him when I said I played this one game. And I just laughed it off and said my boyfriend wouldn't like that. Oh man.

ashelia89
02-08-2011, 02:56 PM
guy at bar:"do you like water?" *smiles in cheesy manner and tries to get close*

me:"No thanks I'm MARRIED" *shows hand to show ring*

Arlette
02-08-2011, 03:08 PM
Oh, I used to get hit on all the time when I worked at Electronics Boutique! (way back when they weren't all GameStops), but I don't really remember any "lines", just a lot of awkwardness.

I did an event once, though, where I played "Agent Hot Pants", which basically means I dressed skimpy and sat in a bar waiting for these college students who were taking part in the event to locate me so that I could give them a clue. Like a scavenger hunt. But before I would give them the clue they had to use their best pick-up line on me. Then I would kind of grade them on the line. I got a lot of stupid ones like "how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!" and things like that...but the groups I gave the highest grades to were the one that sent the hot girl to hit on me (they were thinking outside the box, since obviously all the other groups sent one of the guys) and the group that did the pick-up from "Top Gun" on me! Yes, they sang "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" to me. They got the highest marks of the night! (and the best clue, because that's how it worked.)

As a side note, getting paid to sit in a bar for an hour and drink amaretto sours while people hit on you is awesome.

Axelai
02-08-2011, 04:39 PM
Did you fall from heaven baby? Cuz that'd explain how you messed up your face.

Chimera~Moon
02-08-2011, 06:08 PM
My favorites:
"If you were a pokemon i'd choose you" or
"You may be his/her nobody but you are mysomebody"

Kildread
02-08-2011, 06:13 PM
Some of those are hilarious XD

In fact, pickup lines never seem to be for anything except humor --- as if anyone would positively reply to one!

sam vimes
02-08-2011, 06:38 PM
"Are your legs tired? They must be, because they're comically muscular."

dreamoflife02
02-08-2011, 07:05 PM
Once a guy on the street hollered "Hey, Red, can I make you blue?"

I'm a redhead. As for the rest, your guess is as good as mine.

Skuirely
02-08-2011, 07:19 PM
Once a guy on the street hollered "Hey, Red, can I make you blue?"

I'm a redhead. As for the rest, your guess is as good as mine.

Maybe he's into Erotic-Asphyxiation ? :crest:

~H~
02-08-2011, 08:51 PM
My favorites:
"If you were a pokemon i'd choose you" or
"You may be his/her nobody but you are mysomebody"

Awww...those are pretty cute ^_^.


@Arlette: That sounds like an amazing gig!

Here's one that my brother read about in a magazine....(thankfully I was able to talk him out of trying it on some poor girl):

Guy walks-up to a girl in a bar and bets her that she can't balance a beer on her thumbs. Presumably, she accepts the challenge and places her thumbs on the bar so that the guy can place the bottle/mug on top of them. Once the beer is in place the guy says: "Cool! I didn't think you could do it." Then turns to walk away. The girl, realizing that she can't move her hands, will call the guy back. He'll rescue her from the predicament, they'll have a good laugh, and conversation ensues.

....although in real life I think that the guy would come across as a jerk @_@.

Rinoa07
02-08-2011, 08:58 PM
AHAHAHA wow. I have no idea how I'd react to that. I work at GameStop, too.
I had to ask the guy to repeat himself, but I said no, then launched into other great titles he could reserve. Stuff like that always makes me wonder what's going through their heads and if they think they're being witty.

Cadmium Polyphony
02-08-2011, 09:38 PM
Best pick-up line: 'How much do you weigh?'

Get it? "Pick up" line? Get it?

....it's been a long day.

Lithium Flower
02-08-2011, 10:13 PM
Not pick up lines persay;

As Motoko I've had a college age guy ask me to take pictures with him on his cellphone apparently his intention was to tell his buddies I was his Girlfriend or somesuch bussnazz and another fellow shout out "Look at those big bouncing titties!" which I suppose can be considered a pick up line if you want to.

Guy's don't really SAY things to me, they just hug me when I am in cosplay as an excuse to touch me because apparently cosplay=free bodily contact.

creativecrater
02-08-2011, 10:48 PM
At Renn Faire last year, I was dressed as a saucy pirate queen. These two rather tall, rather handsome peasant boys who were working one of the games came strolling straight towards me, my mom and my sis (i was in the middle). Even though we veered, they came straight towards us. Before I knew it, they'd said "excuse us" and pushed my mom and sis aside gently, looped their arms under my own and "picked" me up. XD When i asked them what they were doing, one said "Well, we thought you were pretty gorgeous. We were gonna try this lame renn faire pick up line on it, but we ultimately decided to skip the rejection and just pick you up." ;D wink wink
I don't think I tell it very well, but it was the highlight of my day. I couldn't help but giggle and peddle my legs in the air like a kid. XD

Ah, renn faire....

Flora88
02-08-2011, 11:13 PM
I've heard some pretty good ones in my day. The best one was as follows.

Some guy: Hey, you like chicken?
Me: ...
Some guy: (offers his arm) Well, grab a wing!

penny_dreadful
02-08-2011, 11:18 PM
and another fellow shout out "Look at those big bouncing titties!" which I suppose can be considered a pick up line if you want to.

Guy's don't really SAY things to me, they just hug me when I am in cosplay as an excuse to touch me because apparently cosplay=free bodily contact.

Mostly that just sounds like harassment. Not cool, fellows.

"You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be the Burger King: you treat me right and I'll do it your way." LOL AMERICA.

Rinoa07
02-09-2011, 01:19 AM
Guy's don't really SAY things to me, they just hug me when I am in cosplay as an excuse to touch me because apparently cosplay=free bodily contact.
Oh I know! Poison Ivy is a body contact magnet. Last time I cosplayed her, any guy I took a picture with, put their arm around my waist and held me close to them like I would get away. It was weird..

~H~
02-09-2011, 01:20 AM
Mostly that just sounds like harassment. Not cool, fellows.


Agreed wholeheartedly.

Though I will be the first to admit there's a fine line, and unfortunately that line is often blurry. It's amazing how a person's tone or demeanor can affect how a pick-up line is precieved/recieved.

For example, when I was dressed as Chocolat (http://www.cosplay.com/costume/92843/) at Katsucon I had a guy use this one on me:

Guy: "Hey Chocolat!"
Me: "....?"
Guy: *sternly* "Carrot tells me you've been a VERY bad girl. Now go to my room."

It seems like it's in bad taste if you read it, but the guy actually pulled it off! Not that I went to his room of course, but he did get me to laugh and agree to take a picture with him ^_^.


I'm loving so many of these! Several have had me *LOL*-ing ^_-. Thanks for sharing, and keep 'em coming!

Chaletica
02-09-2011, 04:03 AM
Heh, this thread is pretty funny to read through.

I haven't got anyone myself, but I know of some.
"All my base are belong to you."

penny_dreadful
02-09-2011, 10:00 AM
This isn't really a classic pickup line as it's, er... well, you can see for yourself, but it is my ALL-TIME FAVORITE horribly creepy thing any man has said to me ever to try and win me over:

"Don't go! I'm a werewolf. I can shapeshift in mind and body."

Surefire way into a lady's heart/pants: tell her you're a mythological shapeshifting flesh-devouring monster. It's important to clarify that you can shapeshift in both mind and body, though. If you could only shapeshift in one of those, it'd be weird.

The Hag
02-09-2011, 10:12 AM
As a side note, getting paid to sit in a bar for an hour and drink amaretto sours while people hit on you is awesome.

That actually sounds like a living hell to me, but to each her own. I actually got hired for a job like that once under false pretenses and as soon as I figured out what was really up (before I ever actually started), I quit. Shortest employment experience of my life! XD

Did you fall from heaven baby? Cuz that'd explain how you messed up your face.

O.k. that made me laugh.

I guess the best pick-up line ever used on me was, "I'm sure a beautiful lady like you already has a boyfriend." While I would have rather that guy had said nothing, he did at least:

1. Pay me a straight-forward compliment
2. Give me an easy out, which I took (and which happened to be true).

LarkaChan
02-09-2011, 10:33 AM
Me and my friend were having a cheesy pick up competition and I won with an unexpected ( from me anyways)

" Your body is be a temple, but I just happen to be a priest ;) "

Lithium Flower
02-09-2011, 10:40 AM
Mostly that just sounds like harassment. Not cool, fellows.

Agreed wholeheartedly.

Though I will be the first to admit there's a fine line, and unfortunately that line is often blurry. It's amazing how a person's tone or demeanor can affect how a pick-up line is precieved/recieved.

When I look back on it I am more amused but at the time it made me really self-conscious O_< It was really the first 'sexy' cosplay I did and I knew I might be in for some rude comments but still it was embarrassing and I had my jacket zipped up for a few hours and avoided pictures.

Then once I finally unzipped by jacket I had a girl look up at me, smile, and say I had beautiful clevage...and I couldn't help but laugh. She was so sweet and sincere about it! At that point I just shrugged the guy's comment off and walked it off.

And that's how I learned the true meaning of Christmas:Boobies

(costume) (http://www.cosplay.com/costume/233015/)


Oh I know! Poison Ivy is a body contact magnet. Last time I cosplayed her, any guy I took a picture with, put their arm around my waist and held me close to them like I would get away. It was weird..
You would get away- because thats creepery! Guy's did that to me when I was Harley Quinn...I am sensing a pattern here..But yes some people seem to forget that Cosplayers are NOT a dress up doll :/

Also, you make a super pretty Ivy./not skeevie at all I swear/


"All my base are belong to you."

I am going to use that line on my boyfriend tonight. Because that's amazing.

sicdedman
02-09-2011, 11:01 AM
Oh I know! Poison Ivy is a body contact magnet. Last time I cosplayed her, any guy I took a picture with, put their arm around my waist and held me close to them like I would get away. It was weird..



i am a guy and when and if i ever do have my Picture taken with a Female Cosplayer such as a (Elfen Lied,J-Pop,Ect.) I ALWAYS ask if i may put my arm around there waist. it's just something Polite to ask instead of taking it upon yourself and saying (Well this is my Cosplayer im getting a Photo with i can do what i want) lol

----------------------------------------------

it was kinda scary 2 years ago at Comic-con 09 i was walking near the FOX Dealers Booth wearing a Kyo Mask and Beanie all of a sudden i get a tap on my shoulder and was asked by this girl if she could take me home because she wanted to have me as a Collection Piece. i stood and stared at her for a moment trying not to giggle, she looked at me waiting for a response, so i took off my mask and beanie her face turned so RED and she ran away (it was my Ex-Girlfriend.... talk about scary and strange... out of ALL the people in the world and Comic-con my EX had to hit on me..... lol

i will never forget how red her face was lol

penny_dreadful
02-09-2011, 12:33 PM
"All my base are belong to you."

That sounds like the world's greatest Valentine's card.

Crusader_8
02-09-2011, 04:18 PM
I saw this thread and thought, "but we already have a bad joke thread!" Bu-dum tish.

I never use pick-up lines. 1-way ticket to discovering the cute girl has no qualms with ruining a stranger's day. Also, th three rules to dating and conventions:

She is either
1. Taken or
2. Way younger than you, or
3. Doesn't respond (like it flies over her head)

Also, this thread inspires me to make a thread titled "SUPER-SECRET BASE: NO GIRLS ALLOWED." If there's a thread devoted to all guys being creepy losers, I want a thread encouraging the excessive paranoid suspicion that all girls share a precongenital condition of possessing cooties.

penny_dreadful
02-09-2011, 04:31 PM
I saw this thread and thought, "but we already have a bad joke thread!" Bu-dum tish.

I never use pick-up lines. 1-way ticket to discovering the cute girl has no qualms with ruining a stranger's day. Also, th three rules to dating and conventions:

She is either
1. Taken or
2. Way younger than you, or
3. Doesn't respond (like it flies over her head)

Also, this thread inspires me to make a thread titled "SUPER-SECRET BASE: NO GIRLS ALLOWED." If there's a thread devoted to all guys being creepy losers, I want a thread encouraging the excessive paranoid suspicion that all girls share a precongenital condition of possessing cooties.

http://images.wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/disapproving-dog-disapproves.jpg

Have fun with that.

sam vimes
02-09-2011, 04:50 PM
II never use pick-up lines. 1-way ticket to discovering the cute girl has no qualms with ruining a stranger's day. Also, th three rules to dating and conventions:

She is either
1. Taken or
2. Way younger than you, or
3. Doesn't respond (like it flies over her head)

You left out:

4. Not interested in you. At all.

Also, this thread inspires me to make a thread titled "SUPER-SECRET BASE: NO GIRLS ALLOWED." If there's a thread devoted to all guys being creepy losers, I want a thread encouraging the excessive paranoid suspicion that all girls share a precongenital condition of possessing cooties.

No. Just...no.

The Hag
02-09-2011, 05:06 PM
I never use pick-up lines. 1-way ticket to discovering the cute girl has no qualms with ruining a stranger's day.

C8, I don't want to be harsh, but trust me here. You do not want me to tell you about every instance where I was going along and minding my own business and a stranger had no qualms about ruining my day by hitting on me. I know that not all guys who try to talk to girls they don't know are creeps and losers (see my previous post). But some of them are. And the real creeps sometimes look just like nice guys like you. It can be hard for us to tell based on an opening one-liner. And there are serious consequences when we guess wrong. Maybe some girls enjoy ruining a guy's day. I never did. I hated it. It's really so sad that a few evil men ruin so much for women and the nice guys who would like to meet them.

~H~
02-09-2011, 05:51 PM
I never use pick-up lines. 1-way ticket to discovering the cute girl has no qualms with ruining a stranger's day. Also, th three rules to dating and conventions:

If there's a thread devoted to all guys being creepy losers, I want a thread encouraging the excessive paranoid suspicion that all girls share a precongenital condition of possessing cooties.


*sheesh* Sounds like you've had some bad experiences. >_< I actually have many fond memories of pick-up lines. They aren't always skeezy (sp?), and I think there are a lot of fun and funny examples here so far.

Also, I'm SURE that there are lots of guys (like sicdedman) out there that have been hit on by girls ^_-. I know I flirt with my husband all the time.

Axelai
02-09-2011, 06:04 PM
I saw this thread and thought, "but we already have a bad joke thread!" Bu-dum tish.

I never use pick-up lines. 1-way ticket to discovering the cute girl has no qualms with ruining a stranger's day. Also, th three rules to dating and conventions:

She is either
1. Taken or
2. Way younger than you, or
3. Doesn't respond (like it flies over her head)

Also, this thread inspires me to make a thread titled "SUPER-SECRET BASE: NO GIRLS ALLOWED." If there's a thread devoted to all guys being creepy losers, I want a thread encouraging the excessive paranoid suspicion that all girls share a precongenital condition of possessing cooties.

4. She finds the pick up line so stupid, she laughs and thinks you're funny.

Happens. Really does. Happened to me.

sam vimes
02-09-2011, 06:19 PM
I guess I'm not one to talk to, as I haven't tried to honestly flirt with anyone with the intent of setting off a spark (so to speak) since high school. I'm a kept man.

~H~
02-09-2011, 06:40 PM
Here's a cute one I recieved via PM regarding my Ravenclaw (http://www.cosplay.com/costume/220371/) costume:

"Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?"

Made my day ^_^.

Crusader_8
02-09-2011, 08:51 PM
@the hag: I actually meant to mention that half of the equation but totally forgot :P but you're absolutely right that guys sometimes approach and have no idea what they are getting themselves into.

Point is, this thread for the most part goes to show I shouldn't add to the problem by trying pick-up lines. I just act like myself and if they don't show interest, oh well. The final reason is more drawn out but I don't like acting different than I normally do to woo or impress a girl because I feel it gets attention but is false advertising (I.e. if I act goofy and spontaneous when I'm really laid back and a creature of habit).

But my previous statement still stands - I'll use a pick-up line if I want a girl to tell me off after a quick shared laugh, and I still think there's merit for a super secret fort-base.

sam vimes
02-09-2011, 09:02 PM
and I still think there's merit for a super secret fort-base.

Nope.

rubyspitfire
02-09-2011, 09:19 PM
4. She finds the pick up line so stupid, she laughs and thinks you're funny.

Happens. Really does. Happened to me.

somehow it seems a little different when a girl uses a pickup line on another girl

i have been lucky enough to not have to endure pickup lines (although a coworker had flowers delivered to the office once -__-; and my exgf's pickup line was a kiss) and i'm far to shy to use them myself

Chu Chi
02-09-2011, 09:20 PM
This was years ago, but at one AWA I had a sign that said "Free Hugs" and I had a staff member tell me that it was prostitution. WTF? He then followed up calling me a prostitute with this line:
"By the way, has anyone ever told you that you are a very beautiful woman?"

Did he think at all that he would get any response from that?

P.S. Crusader 8, girls do have cooties, hope you've been vaccinated for it.

rubyspitfire
02-09-2011, 09:22 PM
This was years ago, but at one AWA I had a sign that said "Free Hugs" and I had a staff member tell me that it was prostitution. WTF? He then followed up calling me a prostitute with this line:
"By the way, has anyone ever told you that you are a very beautiful woman?"

Did he think at all that he would get any response from that?

P.S. Crusader 8, girls do have cooties, hope you've been vaccinated for it.

that is creepy. i probably would have asked "are you soliciting me?"

Crusader_8
02-09-2011, 10:20 PM
That is what we call bad timing.

I will admit though, I did use cheesy pokemon-related pick-up lines when in my red trainer cosplay, but only for two reasons - one, although they were cute, at the time I wasn't looking for a relationship, and second, they were approaching me with a similar attitude. Two girls came up to me after I karaoked the pokemon theme song at Otakon. I believe at least one if not both of them were cosplaying as pokemon, so you could imagine the hilarious conversation that ensued. The only line I distinctly remember is one of the poke-girls exclaimed, "Betcha can't catch ME," with some kind of wink or signal of some sort. Then I said something (wish I could remember) that managed to be equally flirtatious. My memory is as foggy as a london murder mystery novel, I'm afraid.$

This is the only time I distinctly remember honest-to-goodness pick-up line sins that I've knowingly committed.

Neko Minaue
02-09-2011, 10:39 PM
@Arlette: That sounds so much fun. I would like to have that job.

Here's a cute one I recieved via PM regarding my Ravenclaw (http://www.cosplay.com/costume/220371/) costume:

"Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?"

Made my day ^_^.

That is just adorable!

Rinoa07
02-09-2011, 11:08 PM
You would get away- because thats creepery! Guy's did that to me when I was Harley Quinn...I am sensing a pattern here..But yes some people seem to forget that Cosplayers are NOT a dress up doll :/
The majority of people forget that cosplayers aren't dress up dolls. Though I suppose it's a testament to just how bloody cool our outfits are.

Also, you make a super pretty Ivy./not skeevie at all I swear/
Aw, thanks, you're a sweetie ^_^

i am a guy and when and if i ever do have my Picture taken with a Female Cosplayer such as a (Elfen Lied,J-Pop,Ect.) I ALWAYS ask if i may put my arm around there waist. it's just something Polite to ask instead of taking it upon yourself and saying (Well this is my Cosplayer im getting a Photo with i can do what i want) lol
You're quite the gentleman, for which I am sure more than one lady cosplayer is truly appreciative. It also makes you one of a kind.



Also, this thread inspires me to make a thread titled "SUPER-SECRET BASE: NO GIRLS ALLOWED." If there's a thread devoted to all guys being creepy losers, I want a thread encouraging the excessive paranoid suspicion that all girls share a precongenital condition of possessing cooties.
It's a scientific fact that boys are the ones to carry the cootie gene, and are there for susceptible to the childhood disease. I know, my doctor (who's a boy) told me.

This thread isn't even devoted to guys being creepy losers, rather to the men AND women who take it upon themselves to inflict their poor wit and lack of social decorum upon others. It's not our fault that the majority of these unfortunate souls happen to be male.

UC77
02-09-2011, 11:29 PM
This one's for all Back to the Future fans out there:

"Hey girl/boy, you be the lightning bolt and I'll be the DeLorean. When I hit 88 miles per hour, you turn on the flux capacitor."

On another note, here's a Gurren Lagann pickup line.

"You must be Lagann, cuz I wanna put in my core drill and give it a manly twist."
Heehee XD

It seems like these lines would either fail hilariously or work beautifully. Probably the former.

Axelai
02-09-2011, 11:56 PM
somehow it seems a little different when a girl uses a pickup line on another girl

i have been lucky enough to not have to endure pickup lines (although a coworker had flowers delivered to the office once -__-; and my exgf's pickup line was a kiss) and i'm far to shy to use them myself

Wait, when did i ever say it was girl/girl? o . o;;

rubyspitfire
02-10-2011, 12:22 AM
Wait, when did i ever say it was girl/girl? o . o;;

unless you were the one laughing... sorry, assumption. yes i'm an ass

Chimera~Moon
02-10-2011, 12:23 AM
This one's for all Back to the Future fans out there:

"Hey girl/boy, you be the lightning bolt and I'll be the DeLorean. When I hit 88 miles per hour, you turn on the flux capacitor."



Oh gods, that, right there, is amazing xDD
i havta tell that to my boyfriend

Axelai
02-10-2011, 12:25 AM
unless you were the one laughing... sorry, assumption. yes i'm an ass

..... o . o;;

I meant like... there was a chance if someone said a pick up line to a girl, she'd laugh and find it funny and then want to talk to the guy.

Nowhere in there did i imply whoever used one on me was a girl >_>;;

How the hell do i give off lesbian vibes over the internet?

UsakoLuna
02-10-2011, 12:33 AM
at a ren faire:
"Hey princess, wanna come back to my castle with me? I'll show you my sword. I call it the maiden slayer"

Also at the ren faire:
(note, I am eating a very large pickle, and the gentleman who said this was the one who sold it to me)
"you know, if you can take a bite out that I have something even bigger you might be interested in" *he looks down*

It took me a few seconds to realize what he meant. Then I blushed and ran.

rubyspitfire
02-10-2011, 12:50 AM
..... o . o;;

I meant like... there was a chance if someone said a pick up line to a girl, she'd laugh and find it funny and then want to talk to the guy.

Nowhere in there did i imply whoever used one on me was a girl >_>;;

How the hell do i give off lesbian vibes over the internet?

you said it worked for you. the way it was worded seemed like you were saying the line to her and she laughed, but as i said maybe you were the one laughing. i did apologize -_-; and you do talk about your girlfriend quite often

*walks away before innocent comments become even uglier*

OldestAngel
02-10-2011, 01:04 AM
"I want to roll you like a katamari."

~H~
02-10-2011, 01:07 AM
at a ren faire:
"Hey princess, wanna come back to my castle with me? I'll show you my sword. I call it the maiden slayer"

Also at the ren faire:
(note, I am eating a very large pickle, and the gentleman who said this was the one who sold it to me)
"you know, if you can take a bite out that I have something even bigger you might be interested in" *he looks down*

It took me a few seconds to realize what he meant. Then I blushed and ran.

*LOL* I think that all ren faire's must have their employees take a class or something on coming-up with and delivering pick-up lines ^_-. Those are hilarious, and creativecrater's story on the top of page 2 (http://www.cosplay.com/showthread.php?t=232856&page=2) is one of my favorites on the thread thus far.

The pickle guys in particular seem to be the kings of double entendres and sexual innuendo. They make me blush, but I always laugh too. It's amazing what they can get away with when they're in-character @_@.

Axelai
02-10-2011, 01:09 AM
you said it worked for you. the way it was worded seemed like you were saying the line to her and she laughed, but as i said maybe you were the one laughing. i did apologize -_-; and you do talk about your girlfriend quite often

*walks away before innocent comments become even uglier*

No... i didn't mean it like that. I was trying to make a continuation on his 3 points, and make mine a 4th. Like, continuing his. So implying he would do it. Not me.

x____x;;

nyditch
02-10-2011, 01:44 AM
Hmm, these seem like some pretty cheesey pickup lines. I guess I'll add some more cheese. Shall I make it nerdy flavour?

(Just making these up off the top of my head)
*sliding a magnet down a piece of aluminum* "Do you see how the magnet falls so slowly, as if time is almost standing still? That's what it was like when I fell for you."
(If you're wondering what I'm talking about, see here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaHzJU6i10Y&feature=related)

"If I were a motor, you'd be my battery, always turning me on."

"The sum from 1 to infinity of me and you is <3"

Lithium Flower
02-10-2011, 11:49 AM
http://images.wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/disapproving-dog-disapproves.jpg

Have fun with that.

I am going to use that picture for so much now..


Also;
I told Boyfriend "All my base are belong to you", it went over quite nicely.
So I am going to draw him a Valentines day card with that on it.

IAmShorty
02-10-2011, 12:16 PM
Best pick up line Ive heard? 3 Guys come up to me and one says
"Hey, you're cute. Wanna go out with one of us?"
I believe I said something along the lines of "O_O.......Erm, whaaa?" Or something really profound like that.

Axelai
02-10-2011, 12:28 PM
Best pick up line Ive heard? 3 Guys come up to me and one says
"Hey, you're cute. Wanna go out with one of us?"
I believe I said something along the lines of "O_O.......Erm, whaaa?" Or something really profound like that.

XD I'd be all "Sure, let me pick... which of you three likes anime?" LOL.

IAmShorty
02-10-2011, 11:11 PM
XD I'd be all "Sure, let me pick... which of you three likes anime?" LOL.

LOL that would've scared them off :D

rubyspitfire
02-10-2011, 11:52 PM
"are both your parents retarded? because you sure are special." - robin williams

~H~
02-11-2011, 05:23 PM
LOL that would've scared them off :D

So how did you choose then???


....and now for an Metal Gear pick-up line (caution, slightly adult):

My snake is SOLID!

Sorry, couldn't resist ^_-.

Neko Minaue
02-12-2011, 02:25 PM
"Hey baby, you overheat me like a PS3!"

Chaletica
02-12-2011, 05:36 PM
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/33806_10150120544842345_705287344_7346882_6785283_ n.jpg

Kildread
02-12-2011, 05:45 PM
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/33806_10150120544842345_705287344_7346882_6785283_ n.jpg

:bigtu::thumbsup::rofl:

creativecrater
02-12-2011, 06:04 PM
....and now for an Metal Gear pick-up line (caution, slightly adult):

My snake is SOLID!

Sorry, couldn't resist ^_-.


Also;
I told Boyfriend "All my base are belong to you", it went over quite nicely.
So I am going to draw him a Valentines day card with that on it.

*LOL* I think that all ren faire's must have their employees take a class or something on coming-up with and delivering pick-up lines ^_-. Those are hilarious, and creativecrater's story on the top of page 2 (http://www.cosplay.com/showthread.php?t=232856&page=2) is one of my favorites on the thread thus far.


AHAHA I'm catching up in this thread and the MGS and All my base lines totally got me rolling. Hilarious!

Also, glad you liked my story, and glad I told it well enough. It really was one of the best moments I've ever had at renn faire. <3

IAmShorty
02-13-2011, 01:28 PM
So how did you choose then???

Haha, I didn't. I sputtered something like " I....not, er Dont date now. Bye!" And then I just walked away. Granted, they followed me but.....I didnt choose.

Neko Minaue
02-13-2011, 03:17 PM
@Chaletica: ROFL!

nyditch
02-13-2011, 04:05 PM
My brother's pickup line that worked was, "Go out with me."
She was like, "Fine!"
(Note: They were already friends)

They dated for 7 years, were engaged for one, and got married about 1.5 years ago.

EgnirysFaye
02-13-2011, 07:09 PM
This was actually a real one that I had gotten last year from a guy:


"Oh baby, you are so breathtaking! So much so I could suffocate....in which case you might need to give me CPR"



And this was a more recent one from another fellow....


"Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice"


Honestly never thought I'd get something like those XD


(LOL @ Chaletica)

~H~
02-14-2011, 08:32 AM
This was actually a real one that I had gotten last year from a guy:

"Oh baby, you are so breathtaking! So much so I could suffocate....in which case you might need to give me CPR"

And this was a more recent one from another fellow....

"Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice"

Honestly never thought I'd get something like those XD


I'm surprised that people even attempt them seriously @_@.

@nyditch: Great line...and story!


Since it's Valentine's Day, (what better excuse for pick-up lines, right?) here's another one....

"I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list."

spifferniffer
02-14-2011, 10:31 PM
I was dressed as Jessie from Pokemon for school, and some guy came up to me and asked, "Do you have a Paralyze Heal? Because you're stunning."
I had no reply XD I was all "Er... I don... OH HEY THERE'S MY JAMES BYE :D"

nyditch
02-15-2011, 12:30 AM
Random one that came to me during a moment of randomness at work. It can be modified to whatever topic is at hand, but I had the topic of superheroes on my mind.

"Have you ever heard of the superhero The Blue Turnip?"
*hopefully a reply "no"*
"Nor have I. Who would have thought we have so much in common!"

(Okay, yes, that was very cheesey)

A friend told me about this one:

"What does a 1500 pound polar bear do? Break the ice. Hi, my name's (your name)"

Kesra
02-15-2011, 04:57 PM
Also;
I told Boyfriend "All my base are belong to you", it went over quite nicely.
So I am going to draw him a Valentines day card with that on it.


"Roses are Red;
Violets are Blue;
All of my base are belong to you"

Axelai
02-15-2011, 04:59 PM
One i saw on tumblr: "I bought you this everstone. Because i love you just the way you are."

I sent it to my girlfriend ^^

Volnixshin
02-18-2011, 10:01 PM
I find the one that works the best is


"Hi, my name is Gary Oak."


Works every time

sam vimes
02-18-2011, 11:11 PM
"Can I borrow a quarter? I need to call my mother and tell her I found the girl I'm going to irritate the shit out of for the next five minutes."

~H~
02-18-2011, 11:30 PM
I find the one that works the best is


"Hi, my name is Gary Oak."


*SWOONS*



"Can I borrow a quarter? I need to call my mother and tell her I found the girl I'm going to irritate the shit out of for the next five minutes."

*DOUBLE SWOONS*

^_-

Looks like there have been a lot of nerdy lines on here recently...which ROCKS!!!

This would probably work best as a Valentine's Day thing....but it's too cute not to share even though it's a few days late:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/twominutes_hate/anime/1226208746822.jpg

glitter bomb
02-19-2011, 12:09 AM
I find the one that works the best is


"Hi, my name is Gary Oak."


Works every time

oh sure. until they find out you've lied about your name.

turns out alotta people claim to be that Gary Oak guy.

Oathkeeper95
02-21-2011, 05:58 PM
Ah, I've been having a great laugh reading all the funny pick-up lines. I honestly cannot think of any reason to do so besides getting a good laugh outta the girl at the cheezyness of said line.

One of the absolute WORST I ever heard of goes a little like this (Still got a chuckle outta me tho):
"Why dont you get on your knee's for me and smile like a donut -.^"

And to continue this tradition of nerdy pick up lines I'll state best nerdy ones I could think of within a minute.
*Five minutes pass*
"Would you like this dowsing machine? I dont really need treasure now that I found this precious gem ^.-"

...Yea im not that good at thinking of pick-up lines.

Cadmium Polyphony
02-21-2011, 06:22 PM
This isnt a line, but one time I was talking to a girl I was into. It was casual, and scant, but I wanted to really have a nice conversation with her.

So I farted, and blamed the guy next to us.

Then I said, "Would you like to step outside for a bit, with me?"

Success.

Oathkeeper95
02-21-2011, 06:38 PM
Oathkeeper approves of that nefarious plan. :D

FunnyValentine
02-21-2011, 08:10 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/twominutes_hate/anime/1226208746822.jpg

I sent that picture to my boyfriend last year around Valentine's Day! XD

nannyogg
02-21-2011, 08:11 PM
The best pick up line I've ever heard was when I was 17 and at a sci fi con, and this skinny, nerdy looking guy was walking around with a stack of index cards with cheesy but creative pick up lines on them. He came up to me and said, "Hi, I'm trying out different pick up lines and I have a stack of them here, and I just wanted your opinion on which ones you like best." He had me rolling with laughter and so of course, I wanted to get to know him better, so we ended up hanging out all evening, and became good friends. We're still in touch thanks to Internet, and that was a loooooong time ago!

UC77
02-21-2011, 08:18 PM
"I might as well call you Hadouken, because I've been playing a while and I think I've figured out how to get you to work with me."

-and if he/she asks how:

"Right, down and make it fierce."
*rimshot*

haaku1234
02-22-2011, 02:31 AM
I was once at a gathering as Gaara and because I wasn't even 13 then, my personal fangirl (At Comic-Con 09 I could NOT get her off for two days) took it upon herself to look at her friend and shout "CAN I TAKE HER HOME AND KEEP HER IN YOUR CLOSET?!" Her friend agreed then told me she'd sniffed me when she hugged me earlier and I smelled good.

~H~
02-22-2011, 11:50 PM
More nerdiness:

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/48dc71cd_d5c2_ba6b.jpg


....and here's one of the funniest one's I've heard personally:

"You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers."

Slayer Alex
02-23-2011, 01:19 AM
lol some funny stuff. I stole a line i saw on here so i feel obligated to post one.




http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a128/XanderEinhander/affection.jpg


Yes my name is Phoenix, but you can call me "Mr.Wright"

~H~
02-23-2011, 01:28 AM
lol some funny stuff. I stole a line i saw on here so i feel obligated to post one.

Cool! Did it work???? Story please ^_-.





http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a128/XanderEinhander/affection.jpg


Yes my name is Phoenix, but you can call me "Mr.Wright"

Fun ^_^. I bet that might even work for a Phoenix Wright cosplayer.

cupofjasmine
02-23-2011, 01:31 AM
"If I was an Enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes."

Slayer Alex
02-23-2011, 01:49 AM
Oh yeah! It was a girl i saw at the mall reading a Twilight book by herself. We started talking about the differences in the book and movie. We ended up talking for like 10 minutes before i got thirsty, and invited her to come with me to get a Slushie. She said sure.

So then I say, "So do you like chicken? *extends elbow* Well then grab a wing and lest go!"

she LOLed so hard she did the giggle/snort thing. It was cute. Special thanks go to Flora on the 2nd page for sharing that one.

Oathkeeper95
02-23-2011, 01:49 AM
"If I was an Enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes."

Pardon me miss, but you win one complimentary internet.
XD XD XD Oh god, I love that one. :rofl:

~H~
02-25-2011, 12:05 AM
So then I say, "So do you like chicken? *extends elbow* Well then grab a wing and lest go!"

she LOLed so hard she did the giggle/snort thing. It was cute. Special thanks go to Flora on the 2nd page for sharing that one.

That's awesome! Congrats on pulling it off ^_-.



Pardon me miss, but you win one complimentary internet.
XD XD XD Oh god, I love that one. :rofl:

I concur!


Here's a gamer-related one that I might have to try...

"You don't have to turn on a game to play with me."

Xcele
02-25-2011, 12:25 AM
Cheesy Pokemon Pick up line XD
Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.

Sampatches
02-25-2011, 01:09 AM
Not exactly a pickup line, but this one time I was walking in Times Square and this guy was like Yo, Lady Gaga! (I have bleach blonde hair and was wearing a big flower headband) and then he started singing Poker Face to me. I died laughing XD

~H~
03-01-2011, 01:11 AM
Stole this one from a friend (who was dressed as Squall at the time):

"I may cosplay a guy with a over-sized sword, but I sure as hell don't do it to overcompensate!!"

Kaze Saffire
03-01-2011, 01:34 AM
...How has this one not been used yet?

"Are you a Pokemon? Cause I just wanna Peek-At-Chu"

Here's a few normal ones ( havn't battled tested them yet )

One of my Track athletes that I coached used this one on me ( for those of you who don't know how high school sports teams work, usually the guys get away with saying homo-erotic things to each other. And this one caught me off guard/made me lawl hard )

"Is it your birthday? Cause you got that cake" ( Cake = substitute word for booty )

Andddd, a normal one...

"Is your father a baker? I wanna know where you got those buns."

Sakura Blizzard
03-02-2011, 09:34 AM
I have werid guys in spanish on B-Days. One guy says "hey Chica we can do the loco' abd 'Do you work at subways? Cause your giving mer a foot long.' Yey spainsh in the morning.

daemonicbunnies
03-02-2011, 07:22 PM
They used the "all my base are belong to you" in a poem
http://blog.stevenlevithan.com/assets/images/geek_love_poem.jpg

I usually get the old fashioned "If i said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me" lines so i hug them and run off. lol

Or "you're so beautiful it should be a crime"
to which i respond "It is. And now that you know, i have to change my name and go into hiding again." ^_^

Yukikittie
03-02-2011, 07:31 PM
: D
I saw your username, and thought, "OH NO DAEMONFORCE IS BACK?"
But no.... false alarm. Phew. <3

pltshp
03-02-2011, 07:41 PM
Uhhh. So today, I was wearing my Zero Punctuation t-shirt when this guy came up and said "I like your stonking great t**s" (censored for prosperity, haha). It's a quote from a ZP video and I do, in fact, own a shirt that says 'Stonking Great', so I guess he assumed I recognised the quote. Not sure whether he was seriously hitting onto me or just making a joke from the show, albeit in a very inappropriate manner. So I just said "Oh stranger, you charismatic stallion!" (again, another quote) which resulted in a lot of laughter and zero awkwardness. It could have ended badly had I not recognised the quote or something though. Not gonna lie though, that exchange made my day!

Kaze Saffire
03-03-2011, 12:33 AM
I saw your username, and thought, "OH NO DAEMONFORCE IS BACK?"
But no.... false alarm. Phew. <3


L...O...L...

Nathus Dorkus
03-03-2011, 09:36 AM
"I want to roll you like a katamari."

That would be a pretty awkward date.

"Get down on the floor. NAHNAAAAHNANANANANANANAAAHNAHKATAMARIDAMACYYYY."



I find the one that works the best is


"Hi, my name is Gary Oak."


Works every time

That made me laugh and scare my cat. :C

Sakura Blizzard
03-03-2011, 08:37 PM
This is an old one.
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice!

Can't I get your number. *wink wink*
Hell no boy. Saw you talking with that other girl. And she rejected you too! xD

Werid to say that my teacher told us that joke in freshmen year. And then I heard it again. haha good times man.

Akahime
03-04-2011, 02:29 PM
Ahahaaha. All of these are too funny (and cute). 8'D I couldn't stop reading. Maybe I will contribute my own lines eventually. =3=V

uruha-fan-girl
03-05-2011, 01:03 AM
Did you fall from heaven baby? Cuz that'd explain how you messed up your face.

AH HA HA HAA! lolz Thats a good one! ha ha XD

Chimera~Moon
03-07-2011, 07:07 PM
...I want to put my basalisk in your chamber of secrets..

penny_dreadful
03-07-2011, 07:16 PM
"Good thing I brought my library card, because I am checking you out."

It's possible that literature-related pickup lines are the only ones that would ever work on me.

Avisu
03-07-2011, 07:38 PM
I was at a con crossplaying Gin Ichimaru and I had this guy come up to me and say ' You're either one handsome guy or one beautiful girl, care to tell me which?'

and at the same con I had a girl come up to me and say ' You can use your shinsou on me anytime' She walked away quickly when she found out I was a girl hahaha

DireKitty
03-07-2011, 07:48 PM
"Good thing I brought my library card, because I am checking you out."

It's possible that literature-related pickup lines are the only ones that would ever work on me.

Hmm, I like that one. I think i'd want to say "Sorry, i'm on reserve" would be an appropriate response as well.

penny_dreadful
03-07-2011, 07:56 PM
Hmm, I like that one. I think i'd want to say "Sorry, i'm on reserve" would be an appropriate response as well.

Very apropos for situations where the person looks like they don't actually know where the nearest library is. Or if they pronounce it "liberry".

Oathkeeper95
03-07-2011, 11:27 PM
@Penny dreadful- Wonderfully entertaining pick-up. Bravo, bravo.

Although, if you probably ever try that on a librarian you'd just end up getting a smack in the head. Ah hell, it such a good line it may just be worth it.

sam vimes
03-07-2011, 11:55 PM
"Your daddy must be a thief, because, you know, you look like you come from a low-income background."

~H~
03-08-2011, 12:35 AM
...I want to put my basalisk in your chamber of secrets..

I wonder if Tom Riddle ever used that one @_@.


"Good thing I brought my library card, because I am checking you out."


*Standing Ovation* Love it!


Hmm, I like that one. I think i'd want to say "Sorry, i'm on reserve" would be an appropriate response as well.

*takes notes* I never know how to respond to pick-up lines in the moment. Your ideas intrigue me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. ^_-


"Your daddy must be a thief, because, you know, you look like you come from a low-income background."

Excellent BURN!!!! @_@

Oathkeeper95
03-08-2011, 10:35 PM
I wonder if Tom Riddle ever used that one @_@.




Psssh, Tom Riddle can say anything and it'll land him in bed with some random girl (or dude)

What can I say? Even the guys want him ;)

"Your daddy must be a thief, because, you know, you look like you come from a low-income background."

Nice! That reminds me....
http://xkcd.com/279/

~H~
03-13-2011, 01:22 AM
This has to be one of the most clever ones I've ever heard:

"If I were to ask you to date me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Just think about it ^_-.

Oathkeeper95
03-13-2011, 05:47 PM
This has to be one of the most clever ones I've ever heard:

"If I were to ask you to date me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Just think about it ^_-.
Huh? What?


...Ah, now I get it. clever


Is that a DS with a copy of Pokemon Black/White in your pocket, or are you just happy to be playing it?

CORRECT ANSWER: Both

limesoda
03-13-2011, 05:53 PM
''hey your so hot naruto would'nt belive it''.

''are we camping because you just set up a tent in my pants''

glitter bomb
03-13-2011, 06:13 PM
This has to be one of the most clever ones I've ever heard:

"If I were to ask you to date me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Just think about it ^_-.

See, that doesn't seem clever to me, just painfully and awkwardly trying way too hard. Then again, nearly every pickup line falls into the category of either trying too hard, or being gross and wholly inappropriate (like the "pants tent" comment above). ;) Now that I think about it, I've refrained from listing most of the pickup lines I've heard because they're all pretty offensive (though lame), generally dealing with euphemisms for the penis or sex acts.

Honestly, the most effective pickup lines have always been people talking like a normal human. Things like "hi" or "are you having a good time?" or "did you enjoy that book?" In other words, not pickup lines. ;)

Though I have on occasion giggled at old men calling me "foxy lady." I think that's my favorite because it's such a funny phrase and because none of them asked me to fellate them or ride their baloney pony when they said it. ;) And I will admit that the library card line might make me laugh in the right context, like a library.

Gwazi57
03-14-2011, 03:23 PM
Among my favorites is,

"hey, does this smell like cloriform to you?"

Chimera~Moon
03-14-2011, 06:25 PM
Among my favorites is,

"hey, does this smell like cloriform to you?"

i say that to my friends all the time :D alot of times they were like "What?" and then smelled whatever i was holding out xD

sam vimes
03-14-2011, 06:30 PM
I can't believe that this thread made it this far without...

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

Tonyu
03-14-2011, 07:20 PM
I was at a very crowded con and nearly bumped in to a guy, which resulted in doing that awkward shuffle thing while we tried to figure out who was going what way. While we shuffled around he said "Shall we dance?" which he followed with "I wouldn't mind dancing with you." >.<;

Smurfasaur
03-14-2011, 07:57 PM
when i used to work in a bar a costumer said "how would you like to be my future ex-wife?" he was a funny dude though

xSelanx
03-15-2011, 10:45 PM
Among my favorites is,

"hey, does this smell like cloriform to you?"



-snickers- My husband randomly said that to me the other night and held his hand to my face. I laughed.
I've heard interesting pick-up lines, but none of them were ever really used against me.
I did joke with my best friend when she was working at Subway and ask if I could see her five-dollar footlong. She laughed just as hard as I did, at least. :P

itoman
04-04-2011, 01:07 AM
@~H~

I know you appriciate pickup lines, so I commented your Ravenclaw costume:

"You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell."

Pasta_or_Die
04-06-2011, 02:44 AM
At school, this guy sitting next to me passed me a note that said:
If you get kidnapped by a fat man and you're in a bag. Dont worry, i asked santa i wanted you for christmas.

AND then he kept sending me more things like:
Him:Can i have a map?
Me: to what?
Him: because i get lost in your eyes.

OR:
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

It was SO cheesy i just had to laugh... Poor kid....

Oathkeeper95
04-06-2011, 10:25 AM
At school, this guy sitting next to me passed me a note that said:
If you get kidnapped by a fat man and you're in a bag. Dont worry, i asked santa i wanted you for christmas.



Ha! That first one is actually pretty funny. XD
Its a shame he had to keep going with those other ones though. Poor guy. *snicker*

Kaniki
04-07-2011, 01:37 AM
...I want to put my basalisk in your chamber of secrets..
No lie, that made me crack up laughing. xDD

I love this thread. So much XD

~H~
04-08-2011, 11:18 PM
@~H~

I know you appriciate pickup lines, so I commented your Ravenclaw costume:

"You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell."

Awww...^^ Thanks! I love the HP-inspired ones. I wish you had some pics in your gallery so that I could leave you a nice comment in return.


At school, this guy sitting next to me passed me a note that said:
If you get kidnapped by a fat man and you're in a bag. Dont worry, i asked santa i wanted you for christmas.

That is too funny!!!!! @_@

bubblesneverpop
04-24-2011, 08:11 PM
Not at a con..but at a robotics competition I got
"Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away"

KnightShade007
04-24-2011, 08:32 PM
@~H~

I know you appriciate pickup lines, so I commented your Ravenclaw costume:

"You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell."

^ Psh, even I have to admit that I chuckled. Funneh.

I have a homemade one I use on friends that I know to make them laugh hysterically.

I'm all like *sniff sniff* "You smell like...*sniff*...Glades Plug Ins. The peach kind!"

tehkukikookie
04-24-2011, 08:36 PM
Got a phone?
Got a phone number?
Can I have it?

KnightShade007
04-24-2011, 08:40 PM
Got a phone?
Got a phone number?
Can I have it?
Ha ha! It's just as tacky as the one Jazz used in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lets go upstairs and get busy."

The delivery was perfect though so I was on the floor laughing! X3

JasonTerror
04-24-2011, 10:17 PM
i didnt read them all so idk if some else said it or not but my brothers and there friends actually go up to chicks and just straight go..
"hey baby wanna f**k"
hahahahahahahaha
dumbasses -_-

Rinoa07
04-25-2011, 04:15 AM
I've got another work related one ^_^;; I was taking a preorder for a game at work, and I had to ask for the guy's phone number to place the order for him, to which he said "If you wanted to write that down and use it sometime, I wouldn't mind."
I smiled and "I know."
"I wasn't joking."
"Oh, I know."

It was pretty clever and definitely a new one for the scrapbook.

stitchez
04-29-2011, 06:30 PM
Ffff- this thread~

Let's see I know of:
"What's your favorite type of firework? (answer) Really? I like the ones that go BOOM! -makes arms go up and out, ending with one across the shoulder-"
and
"Can you count shoulders? I can! One, two, three, four. _counting first your shoulders then the others."
and
"Is your dad a terrorist, cause baby you're the bomb!"

thos are all i can remember atm XD

RinoaShadow
04-29-2011, 06:45 PM
My friends told me about the worst pick up line ever C:

"Do you like peanut butter?"
"Um, well--"
"WANNA FUCK?"

pltshp
04-29-2011, 06:48 PM
"Good thing I have this wooden sword because I'm about to go exploring your dungeon."

My friend literally just used that one upon me whilst we were playing Minecraft and I can't stop laughing, haha.

Akemi Idane
04-29-2011, 07:11 PM
"Hello young man. Would you like to engage in some homosexual acts? You'll find you like them."

8D

RicanPlatano
05-05-2011, 01:10 PM
My mom said that this guy used one on her. i don't know where she was.

"Roses are red.
Pickles are green.
I like your legs,
now what's in between"

something like that....

RicanPlatano
05-05-2011, 01:33 PM
also i wanted to add... this wasn't exactly a pick up line but i had a guy ask me out in high school by making an instruction Manual (he put colorful construction paper in a folder) it has his name on the cover and started with "thank you for purchasing [insert name and DOB] and in the middle pages info about him and toward the end customer support which was his phone number. and ended with "don't like your [insert name and DOB]? too bad, you're stuck with him"

DarkCloudInc
05-05-2011, 03:21 PM
I've got another work related one ^_^;; I was taking a preorder for a game at work, and I had to ask for the guy's phone number to place the order for him, to which he said "If you wanted to write that down and use it sometime, I wouldn't mind."
I smiled and "I know."
"I wasn't joking."
"Oh, I know."

It was pretty clever and definitely a new one for the scrapbook.Hah! I used something similar to a telemarketer! Got an awkward laugh out of it to boot!

"Hey baby, you overheat me like a PS3!"Had a really horrible one for the 360 and red ring of death ending with a terrible sexual innuendo, but while typing it out it got lost and ended up with something similar to show me yours and I'll show you mine... *deleted*

KnightShade007
05-05-2011, 04:03 PM
At an anime convention, Vic Mignogna made up this line on the spot for a fan in Tamaki's voice.

"My darling, when it comes to royalty, you are my princess, and I am but your court jester."

I bet her face was crimson red. Not to also mention that there were a crowd of people around them. Friggin epic win!

gloomybear
05-12-2011, 09:20 PM
Well... I've got one pretty disturbing one that was actually used on me at the mall:

Random guy: "Hey..."
Me: "Urrh... hey,"
Random guy: "I've got a boner just from looking at you..."

At that point I didn't know what to say... my friends were laughing because I had the most disturbed look on my face. Later he came back and asked if I wanted to go to a party with him... of course I turned him down immediately.

Oh and there's always:

"If I'm in town, you wanna go out?"
It's lame but it always gets me puzzled... why would I go out with you when you live at least two hours away and are four to six years older than me? Honestly... common sense is lacking in situations like that...

I know there's even cheesier ones... I've just got some thinking to do!

Bisected8
05-12-2011, 10:02 PM
Related to the chloroform one; "Erm...I don't do this very often, so tell me; does your drink taste funny?"

Some unashamedly nerdy lines (no, I haven't used them myself, me and my flatmates just came up with them for fun);
"Hey, I must be a thermistor because you're lowering my resistance."
"I must be drinking ferrous sulphate, because you're being etched into my mind."
"True or False; guys who deal in Boolean logic are sexy?"
"You seem pretty magnetic, wanna see my solenoid and get a generator set up?"
"I need some solder, you just put my mind in flux."
"You just put my 555 IC in monostable mode."

JiseiHakushaku
05-12-2011, 10:04 PM
I've always been fun of the Harry Potter pickup lines.

"Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away."

"Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?"

Katsora
05-14-2011, 08:01 AM
When someone is working behind a counter at a cash register:
Boy: Hey, miss I think you messed up with some numbers on here.
Girl: Hmmm?
Boy: Yeah because I don't see yours on here.

Jetaski
05-16-2011, 04:29 PM
"Hey, wants some gum?"

totorolover
05-16-2011, 08:25 PM
Oh yeah! It was a girl i saw at the mall reading a Twilight book by herself. We started talking about the differences in the book and movie. We ended up talking for like 10 minutes before i got thirsty, and invited her to come with me to get a Slushie. She said sure.

So then I say, "So do you like chicken? *extends elbow* Well then grab a wing and lest go!"

she LOLed so hard she did the giggle/snort thing. It was cute. Special thanks go to Flora on the 2nd page for sharing that one.

LOL so funny, sounds like something my husband would do

~H~
05-17-2011, 10:21 PM
*LOL* Those nerdy ones are fantastic, and I love the "Mind if I Slytherin?" line ^_^.

I got a good one today at work....

Client: "Isn't it true that people who work at banks are grossly underpaid?"
Me: *laughing* "Sad but true!"
Client: "Maybe I can help you out. How about I buy you dinner?"

spooked
05-18-2011, 09:31 AM
My friends told me about the worst pick up line ever C:

"Do you like peanut butter?"
"Um, well--"
"WANNA FUCK?"

...If someone said that to me, I would seriously consider it :P

Bisected8
05-18-2011, 10:09 AM
I just realised. No matter how hard I try, I'll never outdo Black Mage; http://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/05/06/episode-026-hey-at-least-hes-persistent/ http://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/05/09/episode-027-not-again/ http://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/05/11/episode-028-ouch/

pltshp
05-19-2011, 11:25 AM
...

/stares you down

Bisected8
05-19-2011, 11:49 AM
You're being active, I'll give you that.

sephygoth
05-19-2011, 05:02 PM
I'm really not sure if ppl are onto me or not in crossplays....

Shopper dude in otakon dealers room table:
"so, uh hey. How much of a fangirl ARE you anyway? I like to know ya, share. .."
" bet you do" in guy voice....dude was blank faced walking away

2nd one (in new hampshire resort) "are you real? there a way I can find out?"

3rd , men just meowin at me, for fuck sakes I dun wanna meow back at ya.

4th, halloween 2005 in busy Salem, MA. I was in Witch hunter Robin gear:
"can I have a walk with you?" - *I shakes my head* "at least a picture or something? no ? uh, dam cause you'r the prettiest thing here" dude was obviously drunk, his friend carted him away and tried to convince him I was a guy XD , drunk guy was too drunk to understand.

5th, prob the best, Halloween Boston 2006 a ghetto guy asked me for something, number or sothing, but he had this crappy business card and a beaten pen and wanted me to write some info down...
yeah, no.

6th but not least I was approached at Katsu 2006 by this girl(17?) with her bored friends who simply asked "is sephy single? " she looked so down when I shook my head XD ... aw...

We still have yet to step into a bar scene in gear. But not much will impress us since my gf already gets all the pms from peeps HERE :p

that should hold yall here for a minute ay?

penny_dreadful
06-05-2011, 02:45 PM
Was your ass forged by Sauron? Because it's precious.

Xioss
06-05-2011, 02:55 PM
It wasn't exactly a pick up line, but I was at No Brand 2011, and I guess wearing minimal clothing will get /a lot/ of attention from everyone who might find me attractive? o.o -shivers- But I changed into my rave costume, which was pretty fitted with a skirt and fishnets and a crap ton of accessories, and a young man came up to me and said, "You're sooo hot! I love you!" X'D I didn't know whether to be flattered or creeped out.

Akiyhrah
06-05-2011, 03:05 PM
Was your ass forged by Sauron? Because it's precious.

LOL! That line might actually get me talking XD

aiyua
06-05-2011, 03:24 PM
Are you a Shiny? Because you're 1 in 8,192.

Are you a Skitty? Because I couldn't resist your Cute Charm.

A: Excuse me, did you throw that Pokeball?
B: What Pokeball?
A: The one that caught my heart.

Are there Luvdiscs flying around in the air, or is it just me?

"♪ Just you and me~... I know it's my destiny! ♪"

...yeah, I'm kind of a Pokemon nerd. I'd happily respond to anyone giving me Pokemon pick up lines.

pocky*dancer
07-03-2011, 09:12 PM
http://oi54.tinypic.com/35jcc9t.jpg

Tayyy-chan
07-03-2011, 10:18 PM
^That. *dies*

"Hey, girl. After we're through, I'm hoping I'll be able to smell ya later."

Thank about that one. REALLY hard.

RavenTifa
07-03-2011, 10:31 PM
The Black Mage lines.... roflmao. soo perfect!

And love creativecrater's story too!! That'd be fun to do lol.

Haven't had many pickup lines that I can recall, but some Dealer guy at ACen 2007 randomly shouted something at me when I was dressed as Advent Children Tifa XD. Seriously I'm so clueless half the time when a guy hits on me, I really don't know it most times.

Dressed as my first version of AC Tifa outfit, had an Irvine cosplayer following me around, putting his arm around me, puppy face alll that crap, and to be honest he just plain creeped me out by it cause that's just trying too hard.

Dressed as Princess Sakura from Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles had a Kakashi cosplayer keep coming up to me wanting to hug me. I was nice about it cause he wasn't being a perv or anything, but literally every time I went out to the drinking fountain since I didn't have a bottled water on me, when I'd be walking back, the guy would come up and ask for a hug. XD

LOL Oh god then there's the time I dressed as artbook version of Sakura from Naruto in the odd design kimono dress.... I'd just left my hotel room in the outfit, and it issss low cut. Friend walks out of his room into the hall, sees me, and previously mentioned cleavage, curses under his breath, and starts pounding on his room door to get his roommates to let him back in saying how I must be trying to kill him XD That was hysterical to me at the time, considering how often he flirted with me, it was about time I got payback lmao.

~H~
07-04-2011, 12:10 AM
@aiyua: "I'm a Mismagius. I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true."

*winks* ^_-

UK72
07-07-2011, 08:47 PM
I had a girl approach me at the mall once. We started talking, then a group of girls came-up to ask if she was ready to go eat yet. She said she'd catch-up with them. They left, and she turned to me, winked, and said: "I thought about introducing you to my girlfriends, but I’m not that generous."

The relationship went nowhere, but that memory still makes me smile.

LoliLovely
07-08-2011, 12:56 PM
*Kelsea and I shopping around in dealers room*

"Hey there! I'll give you guys half off anything ya want just for being so cute"
And he winked O_O

iamsarai
07-08-2011, 03:54 PM
My favorites:
"Are you Japanese? Cause I want to take Japanese off."
"Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water."
"I'm like Dominos. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free."

iamsarai
07-08-2011, 03:55 PM
http://oi54.tinypic.com/35jcc9t.jpg

omg

Ragtime Mouth
07-08-2011, 04:49 PM
Does your name happen to be Aerith? Cause I could stab you all night.

~H~
12-21-2011, 11:24 PM
"You, me, here... this couldn't be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!"

I've been watching some Star Trek TNG episodes again and couldn't resist ^_-.

Lonefox
12-22-2011, 03:28 AM
I work at gamestop, so I get a couple.

1) At work we have to ask if people want to pre-order any games coming out. It's pretty important. So I asked this particular customer, and he responded with, "Can I pre-order you?"

2) Since the store I was working at is located next to a high school we get a lot of teens coming in to hang out and look at games, play on the display systems once the school lets out for the day. This group of boys came in, and then one of them comes over and says, "My friend was wondering if he could get your gamertag?" He didn't even come over himself! It was kind of cute, so I said I was flattered, but no.

"Can I preorder you?"

lol, wow... just.. wow.

Bisected8
12-22-2011, 07:56 AM
"What are you going to do if someone asks you to steal their heart?"
"Congratulate them for quoting the game."

- Me being asked about my thief crossplay.

RoseHanabira
12-22-2011, 08:30 AM
Saw the best pickup line on Tumblr a little while ago.

You must be an angel, because I haven't blinked once since I saw your face.

Volnixshin
12-22-2011, 10:12 AM
I'm Iron Man







-works every time

Sybren117
12-22-2011, 11:04 AM
Hey baby, mind if I tickle your belly button?

...from the inside.

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2011/5/26/645f5a81-6ceb-45c5-b037-c756e3235942.jpeg

sam vimes
12-22-2011, 11:27 AM
Hey baby, mind if I tickle your belly button?

...from the inside.

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2011/5/26/645f5a81-6ceb-45c5-b037-c756e3235942.jpeg

A bruised cervix is the way to a woman's heart.

Sybren117
12-22-2011, 11:30 AM
A bruised cervix is the way to a woman's heart.

I think that was in the Directors Cut of 'Hitch'

robert-heck
12-22-2011, 04:51 PM
Haha definitely some funny stuff.

I was on my way to school on the bus(public bus) when a girl sat next to me one day. And it went down like this:

Girl: Hey...
Me: Hi?
Girl: Are you a virgin?
Me: ... Actually I am why?
Girl: Wanna change that?
Me: No thanks I'll wait until I find someone I love

She stared at me confused for a moment and then moved to the other end of the bus. To this day I can't decide if I should have been flattered that I got hit on or disturbed that that sort of line was used.

That's the only time I ever had a pick up line used on me.

One my wife told me while we were dating:

"Nice Pants, want to F***?"

I asked if it ever worked and she said "I guess not..."

Gunslinger1888
02-06-2012, 08:03 PM
I would never use this, but I heard it on suicidegirls.com and thought it was hilarious.

Guy: You've got great legs.
Girl: Thanks!
Guy: When do they open?

Bisected8
02-06-2012, 08:19 PM
"You remind me of lightning."
"Why?"
"Because you're getting my Metal Gear Solid 4 my Final Fantasy XIII!"