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Ion
03-05-2011, 08:05 PM
I think there is always room for more laughter, so let us do this!
Post the funniest thing you saw today. Stories, pictures, etc. welcome, but try to keep the content kosher/work-safe as per the forum guidelines.

---- I suppose I will kick this off.
Technically I saw this yesterday but I decided to make this thread today. Anyway, at work, I was just minding my own business cataloging some new items while the students in the library were working or chatting. It was fairly quiet until I heard this strange dragging sound, like someone was sliding something heavy down the hall. As I looked out the doors, I saw one student in a trash bin with a paper beard taped to his face pretending to row, shouting "Land, HO!" with another student pushing the trash bin.

I was going to say something to them but by the time I got to the doors, they had turned the corner and were out of my line of vision. Per school policy, you are not allowed to leave your own room unattended while students are present so I could not leave... sadly the mystery rowing team may never be discovered. I was greatly amused and also thankful that their senior shenanigans were pretty tame.

Cadmium Polyphony
03-05-2011, 08:39 PM
Played the latest Fight Night online.

The person I fought, in his most thuggish of accents, proclaimed; "You ain' gon' make it past the first round, homeboy."

Round 2, I knocked him down. Round 10, I knocked him out.

I lol'd. Homeboy.

Inoli
03-05-2011, 09:27 PM
my roomie and I are fostering a Shiba Inu.... and today she tried to LICK off her brothers arm tattoos XD

ShinobiXikyu
03-05-2011, 10:24 PM
[B]---- I suppose I will kick this off.
Technically I saw this yesterday but I decided to make this thread today. Anyway, at work, I was just minding my own business cataloging some new items while the students in the library were working or chatting. It was fairly quiet until I heard this strange dragging sound, like someone was sliding something heavy down the hall. As I looked out the doors, I saw one student in a trash bin with a paper beard taped to his face pretending to row, shouting "Land, HO!" with another student pushing the trash bin.

Good gods, that made me CRACK UP. XD I couldn't stop laughing for five minutes.

...me? Hmm... this actually happened yestrday, but I didn't go out today, so I'll say it counts.
I was walking downtown, and passed by a cop arresting a guy. I heard/saw the cop asking "Do you understand why you're being arrested?"..and the guy goes, slurred as hell, "Yeah, 'cause I'm Dru-UUUU-nnnk in public!" (Add a big swaying motion when he said drunk, because apparently he really WAS drunk off his ass).XD I got half a block away and then burst out laughing.

rubyspitfire
03-06-2011, 06:11 AM
maybe not what you mean by "saw", but...

comedy central's roast of bob saget. not for minors or the faint of heart

i nearly laughed until i puked

Nathus Dorkus
03-06-2011, 09:01 AM
Quite simply -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UpZhcMzH4A

Made me very warm and fuzzy inside.

Ion
03-06-2011, 10:36 AM
maybe not what you mean by "saw", but...
comedy central's roast of bob saget. not for minors or the faint of heart
i nearly laughed until i puked

...How I miss thee, Comedy Central and your roasts! They are always hilarious. I remember falling on the floor laughing while watching their roast of Hef. I also remember being so shocked that Bob Saget is not the comedian you would expect. His standup routines, while obscenely funny, were the exact opposite of what he was like on Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos.

BTW everyone, this thread is for sharing anything that you came across during the day that made you laugh. That includes things you observe IRL, saw on TV, in a magazine, on the Internets, anything. It could even be a retelling of a story or joke. So bring on the laughs!

Rainbowgasm
03-06-2011, 11:35 AM
I woke up this morning to see a foot of fresh snow outside... I didn't want to get depressed over it... so I laughed... it ended up being hilarious...

krys-chan
03-06-2011, 12:05 PM
Today where I live it's raining and there are puddles in my backyard. Now usually when I let my dogs out to run free in the backyard they sprint and keep going running around the entire yard.

Today there is several large puddles by the gate. My TeddyBear dog (type of dog, yes it's called teddybear x3) began running but stopped. He looked at the puddle then slowly went around it and looked at the mud. He then stopped and tried to avoid that as much as possible before sprinting into the yard. Who said all dogs like to get dirty? haha

rubyspitfire
03-06-2011, 01:46 PM
@ion: obscene is the word :rofl: i can't remember what movie it was, but all i can think of when i hear "bob saget" is a line that goes something like "THERE IS $#!+ ALL OVER MY BATHROOM!! IT'S EVERYWHERE!!" and i grew up with full house and afv

Chaletica
03-06-2011, 03:02 PM
Well, yesterday I saw two drunk girls, and one was lying down on the ground. The other one said "Hey, help her! She's fainted..." and then "no, just kidding, she's jus tsleeping! *laughs*"

HareyuNanami
03-06-2011, 03:12 PM
This didn't really happen to me but a couple of my friends on Wednsday its so funny that I have to share XD!

Well my 2 friends were at their lockers getting ready to go to lunch, so the place they were at had barely anyone there. When they walked down the hall way they heard some kid and they went to investigate and there. a kid about grade 9 or 10 was walking down the hallway... like a hermit crap or like Zoidberg from Futurama... I couldn't believe it but it did in fact happen XD!
Oh jeez I dont know i found it funny XD

Altrus
03-06-2011, 03:17 PM
We were going to meet up today to review our endocrinology for some case-studies coming up. Incredibly, out of everyone coming, only two of us showed up, and we're both the laziest and biggest procrastinators in the program. Everyone else? All of the workaholics and such? Overslept or forgot. The irony was so thick and rich it could be poured over pancakes.

Arc_The_Lad
03-07-2011, 03:00 PM
Scrubby people making a big deal because they think they were supposed to get 31 cents change. I'm poor and I'm still not that cheap.

Duo2x4
03-07-2011, 09:54 PM
found this at 2 am, so i guess it counts as today:

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/engrish-funny-and-then-what1.jpg

sailortintin
03-07-2011, 10:46 PM
My little thing of a puppy, barking at and chasing a giant dog out of the yard and down the road~

*Sent by friend* Not funny, but behold! The evolution of Pokemon!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1776885/POKEMON+WTF/

rubyspitfire
03-08-2011, 12:14 AM
found this at 2 am, so i guess it counts as today:

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/engrish-funny-and-then-what1.jpg

i laughed more at the packaging than the shirt :crylaugh:

ThakYuki
03-08-2011, 12:22 AM
Oh Engrish cracks me up.

Mine technically was a few days ago, but I was watching Beauty and the Beast and decided to watch the previews on the dvd. I started getting bored with the previews they were showing and hit the "next chapter" button, and what came up next was the preview for Tangled. In Spanish. It was so funny to me. xD

Lithium Flower
03-08-2011, 08:02 AM
Both of these are just very recent since its 8am today I have yet to get a chance to experience the joys of what the day has to bring (work);

My mother randomly came up to me and said: You know what I was just thinking about? You could have a Farmville (the Facebook game) and die...no one would ever know. They'd just keep going to your farm and planting stuff or watering stuff but you'd be dead, but no one would KNOW.

It was the way she said it, just so..monotone with this completely unamused expression. Like she really worried if she had friended someone on the game and they may have died and she was still going to their farm...

In a college town about an hours drive from me called Ann Arbor I noticed someone had covered the stick person crosswalk sign (not the lighted one just the black and white sign) with a similar styled black T-Rex sticker and he had a little person in his fist.

There's always..something...somewhere in Ann Arbor that's random as hell.

krys-chan
03-08-2011, 10:30 AM
A friend sent me this picture: I thought it was funny and adorable :3

http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-9979524692.jpg





http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-9979524692.jpg

Lithium Flower
03-08-2011, 07:19 PM
LOL best question on a job application ever: "When I look at the world around me, I have little hope for mankind."

glitter bomb
03-08-2011, 09:17 PM
kinda more heard than seen...

(we recently adopted a cat that had been abandoned/stray for several years, so we're still in the adjustment period)

bf: oh god, I think the cat thinks her name is "Hello"

me: no she doesn't

bf: yes, she responds every time I say "hello." watch [says "hello" to cat]

me: *gasp* you know what this means, don't you?

bf: ...?

me: if that's true, she'll be Hello Kitty.

bf: no no no no no!



true story. :D

rubyspitfire
03-09-2011, 02:02 AM
my kid gut-laughing at afv. i wish my phone wasn't dead at the time or i would have taken video

ThakYuki
03-09-2011, 01:31 PM
My friend has a horrible time spelling when she posts on Facebook. Today she wrote that she was going to get "Jesus asses" on her forehead today.

Rose of Battle
03-09-2011, 01:38 PM
In my Personal Essay class we're doing scene studies. One pair showed us a hilarious scene from Summer Heights High (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_qh3urEOK8).

Yukikittie
03-09-2011, 01:39 PM
This video my classmate showed me called "Balls of Steel".
I'm sure you all have an idea on what this is about.

Ion
03-09-2011, 01:42 PM
KLolMy friend has a horrible time spelling when she posts on Facebook. Today she wrote that she was going to get "Jesus asses" on her forehead today.
Oh wow. She cannot even blame it on autocorrect. That is one epic typo! LOL. I do not even know what she could have meant!

TR Rose
03-09-2011, 01:55 PM
I dropped off my car (a VW Beetle) to get some scrapes fixed up from an accident and they got me in a rental car. The smallest one they had.

...a Dodge Charger.

The thing is probably twice the size of the vehicle I'm used to driving. It barely even fits in the garage. :3

Axelai
03-09-2011, 02:09 PM
Funniest thing? My friend's facebook status.

Had another zombie apocalypse dream last night, this time i vividly remember the taste of cookie dough, and for some reason i was stopped on a freeway to see if i was hiding anything and got a ticket.

Who the hell gives speeding ticket during a zombie apocalypse?

I laughed a bit XD;;

star*crossed
03-09-2011, 02:12 PM
So, I was walking out of Game Stop today and stopped a little ways away from the entrance to check my phone. I answered back to a few texts, then put my phone away. When I looked up, I noticed a car pull up not too far away from me. A woman gets out and the poor thing's limping! So, I thought she must have hurt it somehow. Then, a man gets out and he's limping too! My next thought is that they must have been in a car accident or something. The next poor to get out is a teenage boy and guess what? Yep, he's limping. Two more people get out of the van and they're all limping. So now I'm thinking, "What the heck is wrong with those? O_o" The man notices his wife hasn't already started for the store and asks what she was doing.

Woman: "I'm waiting for you!"
Man: "I ain't walking any faster than you ass is! Where is this place anyway?"
*Woman points on down the shopping center strip*
Man: "Aw hell! Our crippled asses ain't never gon' make it! 'N I guess we gon have ta push each other around in the buggies. Can't none of us walk for shit and you're ass *Points to another woman* sho' nuff can't walk. You the slowest one outta us!"

And the entire time, I'm just leaning back against the window of Game Stop waiting for my friend with a "O_o" type face, thinking "Oh lawd, now that's when you know you're in red-neck territory."

It was actually pretty funny to have been there. >_>; Doesn't seem so funny now.

x-Steffi-x
03-09-2011, 02:30 PM
I'm on the bus home and this guy on his bike just stared at the bus for some reason, but the look on his face just made me laugh inside as his face looked exactly like this:

http://www.determinismsucks.net/archive/trollface-(n1297246220790).jpg

Lithium Flower
03-09-2011, 04:25 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TxuAknweVik/TWZ5_dlKR9I/AAAAAAAAA44/2lMiW_lgSIk/s640/351.jpg



luls

ThakYuki
03-09-2011, 05:02 PM
KLol
Oh wow. She cannot even blame it on autocorrect. That is one epic typo! LOL. I do not even know what she could have meant!

She meant Jesus's ashes, as today is Ash Wednesday.

Kawaiichibiz
03-09-2011, 06:03 PM
Everyday at school My friends and I go to the library during lunch, and the librarian knows us all really well and she is really nice, that being said, she lets us always be really loud and play around in there. Today my friend was rolling around the floor like a ninja and hopping behind things, at first she stared at him, but then picked up the phone and began focusing on her work, Slowley he grabbed a net (I'm not sure why there was a net) and got right up behind our libraian, while me and my other friends were trying not to laugh, and threw the net over her head. :D Then we just died laughing. I guess It would be way funnier if you were there, but it's the funniest thing I saw today.

LOVEUlquiorra<3
03-10-2011, 11:56 AM
My little sister skipping in circles while holding toy trains (Thomas the freaking Tank Engine) and singing "DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE" in a really high-pitched voice. Either that, or a certain picture on deviantART HURR HURR.... X3

UndercoverKitty
03-10-2011, 12:47 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/video/odd-15749658/honest-trespasser-calls-911-24463352

Saw this and literally laughed outloud. That trespasser was Epic Fail.

Gwazi57
03-11-2011, 09:51 PM
3 things

-peoples expressions when I run into fuddruckers (burger place) and yell "I'M THE HERO!"

-Guy in florescent orange dancing in the intersection

-drunk guy walking into glass window (I'm so mean...)

Just a typical day.

Nathus Dorkus
03-12-2011, 02:57 AM
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb12aea47/charlie-sheen-s-winning-recipes

Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes.

Oh yes.

Ion
03-12-2011, 11:53 AM
She meant Jesus's ashes, as today is Ash Wednesday.

Herpderp, you can tell who is not a Catholic. It makes sense, I completely forgot it was Mardi Gras and Ash Wednesday week. LOL.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb12aea47/charlie-sheen-s-winning-recipes

Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes.

Oh yes.

...Now I want a cooking wand for warlocks and a cauldron of awesomeness so I can make winning recipes too. LOL epic find, Nathus Dorkus. That brightened my day!

Lithium Flower
03-12-2011, 11:57 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ffq86VxtrTA/S8TlPnY1OTI/AAAAAAAAAVU/deiuJfFo5Fc/s400/ovc%2342.jpg

ALL the Pokemons?

Shana05
03-17-2011, 03:33 PM
This is more the weirdest thing I saw today. I went to the St. Patrick's Day parade and saw a woman with a live iguana on her shoulder.

ShinobiXikyu
03-18-2011, 12:49 AM
Waiting to be picked up after work, a guy walked out with "Irish beer goggles". Huge green shamrock sunglasses that took up two thirds of his face. Somehow, I thought it was hilarious. XD

totorolover
03-18-2011, 12:57 AM
watched the movie RED tonight, in one scene a grenade is being thrown at the main characters, one guy uses his huge gun as a base ball bat and hit it back to the bad guys. . . i dont know why but that was funny

RinoaShadow
03-18-2011, 01:41 AM
When i was flinging yogurt at a friend who wouldnt stop making gross noises ^,^

BsWN
03-18-2011, 03:42 AM
Probably when I was at Wal-Mart with my mom and my cousin, helping my mom pick out some clothes. I was pushing the cart behind her and I was like "Wow... now I know how those husbands feel."

And then when my mom was trying on some clothes, I nearly gave this old lady a heart attack when I told my cousin that I was lucky that my wife lived in Argentina. XP

harmonyisarine
03-18-2011, 06:21 PM
Background info: 1) we have a crazy cat. 2) we have a large covered porch. 3) For some reason, this only happens when it's warm and today was about 70 degrees, first of the year. When I got home from work the cat wanted to go outside. Fine by me, so I open the door. He kind of peeks his nose out, puts out his front paws, and then, just as soon as he would have had to step off the mat, launches himself across the porch. He missed by a few feet and man did he look mortified as he mince-footed ran until he reached the grass. And when I say launched I mean that thing cats do where it looks like a spring that got away from you, even going so far as to fold nearly in half at the apex.

I guess spring is finally here.

DireKitty
03-18-2011, 06:47 PM
My dog today at the trails.... ran into the water all "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" I wish i had taken my camera. First time in the water and she was all "I'm gonna drink this... and this... and thi- oh a stick! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! STICK STICK STICK STICK!!!!"

Duo2x4
03-20-2011, 12:10 AM
this wasn't seen, but heard from upstairs at my brother's house while his kids were having bathtime..

1. "so you like dancing naked in front of the mirror now?"
2. "don't pee in the bathtub, that would be like washing yourself with it"

Ion
03-20-2011, 11:41 AM
This video right here! Cat vs printer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs

Note: Audio has swearing.

Maybe it is funnier to me because my cat does the same thing except she sits on the printer and tries to mess with it.

Rose of Battle
03-20-2011, 01:52 PM
This video right here! Cat vs printer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs

Note: Audio has swearing.

Maybe it is funnier to me because my cat does the same thing except she sits on the printer and tries to mess with it.

That is hilarious. I'm dying. xD My cat likes to play with the printer and sit on top of it, but he usually doesn't swat at the paper. That's golden.

Zash2
03-21-2011, 06:06 PM
I was at woolworths with my mum. She was looking at the hair dye and I decided to see what was on the shelf behind us. And what I saw makes me laugh everytime. I saw lube and pregnancy tests. It's funny cause, being only 16, it's not something I would have thought to see...AT ALL.

Ollie Sixx
03-21-2011, 06:30 PM
Coming back to the flat to see my roomies had sticky-noted everything, literally every object, it was mental!

ShinobiXikyu
03-21-2011, 06:59 PM
A while back, it was both funny and a bit weird. I'm downtown, stepped off to the side of the sidewalk while texting...and this guy just coems bounding down the street, yells "I LOVE WOMEN!", jumps in front of me and yells "I LOVE YOU!" and in front of another woman and yells "I LOVE YOU TOO!" and continues to run off and yells "I LOVE YOU WOMEN ALL SO MUCH!"

...I had to wonder WHAT he was on, or what the heck was making him yel that sentiment out...

black shinigami
03-22-2011, 07:34 AM
I saw a man pick up a cigarette butt off the ground and smoke it. I guess it's not haha funny, rather disgusting but makes me wonder how interesting that some people out there would do that. He wasn't in dressed like a hobo or anything, dressed pretty normally.

x-Steffi-x
03-22-2011, 07:36 AM
The Duck Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q)

xSelanx
03-24-2011, 01:01 PM
This video right here! Cat vs printer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs

Note: Audio has swearing.

Maybe it is funnier to me because my cat does the same thing except she sits on the printer and tries to mess with it.



XD I love that. My cat hates the printer, 'cause it's kinda loud. He'll sit in the chair and stare at it. I'm waiting for the day he tries to mess with it. :P