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04-18-2011, 04:45 AM
Can be generally anywhere...

Mine was at school, at lunch time a few years ago. I had just gotten changed for P.E, and me and my friend were playing with a frisbee. I threw it, real hard, and it seems i somehow managed to rip my trackpants right in the crotch area >.< so I had to run and get changed back into my uniform. Then, I had to explain to my P.E teacher what had happened...

~Have you guys got any embarrassing stories?

04-18-2011, 04:50 AM
I sneezed and farted really loud at the same time when we were all quietly sitting in the classroom watching a movie in grade 8. Yep. Good times

04-18-2011, 04:50 AM
.... I can't believe I just posted that. XD

04-18-2011, 05:19 AM
LD, your story reminds me of a time in 8th grade when I was sitting in the PE area (we had to sit on assigned numbers and do stretches) and I farted REALLY loud in the middle of a stretch XD Everyone looked at me and made fun of me, and I TOTALLY acted like I didn't do it. I was like "WTF guys, that wasn't even me."

They didn't believe me.

Also had a time at the Hetalia gathering where my Italy pants ripped right down the crotch. Thankfully, I think theres only one picture of it (I learned to keep my legs closed for the rest of the gathering) and its hard to see 8D;;

04-18-2011, 06:19 AM
O_o that would have been embarrassing

04-18-2011, 06:44 AM
One time I was on a boat wearing a bikini. All of a sudden, the plastic fastener on my top broke. I had to hold it in place until I got to my bag that had my t-shirt in it.

04-18-2011, 06:56 AM
I peed my pants during the pledge of allegience when I was in 1st grade... then framed another girl who looked like me for the crime years down the line.

To this day, the poor thing thinks it was her...

I'm going to hell.

(Though, later that same year, I stuck my tongue to a frozen bus window and then ripped it off, leaving the entire surface of my tongue stuck to the metal windowpane... everyone remembers that that one was me ^^;; )

Good times.

04-18-2011, 08:17 AM
We're all guilty of the fart thing, I did that in Year 3 (when I was about 6 or 7), I really had to fart, and so I did. Nobody, except one guy suspected it was me, but I objected and blamed it on another girl. She cried.

Only embarrassing thing I can remember, I mostly remember stuff from other people.

Oh, I just remembered another one, was trailing along the edge a pond and yep, you guessed it, I fell in XD I was such a stupid child!

@kiratsukai: My brother did that once, he licked the side of the flat block that was frozen and got stuck, he almost missed his bus because he couldn't get free XD

04-18-2011, 08:38 AM
I had soup come out my nose in 7th grade
I fell off the stage while announcing a song a band concert in 11th
(the chorus risers were set up, so I didn't fall far, thank goodness, that stage was HIGH)
A wave took off my tankini top once like 2 years ago
I flashed a car full of people last year
I had a Marilyn Monroe moment at Otakon
3 days ago my pants fell down while I was cleaning up where my dogs go potty. About 7 or 8 cars saw my undies.

Lithium Flower
04-18-2011, 09:36 AM
When I was still in primary school I had rushed to get ready for class and grabbed some clothes that where fresh from the dryer. I sat down at my desk (4 desks pushed together. Two kids beside eachother and two on the other side) and had begun lazily kicking my legs back and forth. After a few minutes the boy across from me bent down to pick up something and declared there was a pair of undies under our desk.

I looked down and sure enough, a pair of my Pocahontas undies had fallen from my pants leg. They had gotten stuck inside my pants in the dryer and had been sticking there from all the static , when I began to kick my legs about they fell out.

The teacher promptly grabbed them up and held them up in front of the class angrily shouting "WHO'S UNDERPANTS ARE THESE?!?"

While Pocahontas' face stared back at me, I decided that I would have to say goodbye to them and save my dignity by staying silent.

She threw them away in front of the class.

I died inside.

04-18-2011, 10:02 AM
In 5th grade I had a bad habit of just laughing at the word sparkle (I dont know why I just thought it was hilarious). And one time at lunch we had pizza, fries,milk & broccoli with cheese and I was enjoying my lunch, just eating nothing out of the ordinary (or so I thought)

Apparently my friends had conspired against me and got like the whole class to yell out sparkle. So I began drinking my chocolate milk and at that moment I heard everyone say "SPARKLE" and chocolate milk came flying out of my mouth and nose all over my friend marquise's lunch. Everyone was dying laughing and I was just too shocked to be embarrassed but when i got home from school I cried XD

04-18-2011, 10:47 AM
I farted in a yoga class once. Pinned it on the new person behind me. Theres a few people who still think it was her.

04-18-2011, 10:59 AM
I pissed myself at a mini mart when I was 7 while I was playing Neo Geo.

Not my fault, the clerk wouldn't let me use the washroom, he wants to be an asshole, he can clean my piss.

Also, Kindergarten to grade 8 was pretty much a train wreck.

Ragtime Mouth
04-18-2011, 11:12 AM
My veeerry first memory of being red in the face is being on a swing in preschool, swinging and accidentally kicking Timmy, a boy who was obsessed with me, in the face and knocking him down. I stopped and ran away thinking I actually killed him.................. OH he's not dead, I forgot it happened at snack time, and he still loved me. What do you expect from 3 year olds?

04-18-2011, 02:23 PM
I will never, ever live down accidentally calling a teacher "mom" in fourth grade. x___x

Last year I was in a stage production. I was playing a dancer. I was apparently too close to the platform I had been sitting on, as my leg promptly ran into it when I spun around. I nearly fell over. Best part? That was the night we were taping the DVD. You can even hear the stage manager screaming from her booth in her futile effort to keep me from meeting the floor. XD;;

While working in my school's costume shop, I was trying to thread a bobbin with a machine specifically suited to that task. I was having trouble keeping the big spool on the rod, at which point I complained to our designer, "This sucks, it's not like it exten-- (rod pops out another inch, making it easier to use)--ds." "Pffft HAHAHAHA." "SHUT UP."

04-18-2011, 02:38 PM
I had one happen recently, it involved a very short skirt, a lot of wind, and teenage boys with video cameras >_o

I can't really remember any horribly embarrassing moments I've had...yet

04-18-2011, 03:31 PM
Back in the day in chemistry class I managed to set myself on fire, then the guy next to me. Good times.

04-18-2011, 05:03 PM
I was testing apps on a handheld scanner at work, testing is *always* boring. Those things come with a small plastic pen that's attached to the handheld with a small length of elastic cord.

At one of point during the process, part of my brain noticed I could flick my wrist a little to send the pen flying forward and back to my hand. It struck my plastic cup holding water, flew back to my hand and no harm was done.

The single cellular organism I hold for a brain thought (at the moment) it was a good idea to tempt fate again and do the same thing a second time around.

Except this time the shock spilled the cup over and covered my entire desk in liquid (I swear water has an expanding property when it is spilled!).

I felt retarded while being applauded by my colleagues.

04-18-2011, 05:26 PM
My face has been hit by tetherballs, basketballs, soccer balls, volley balls, baseball bats, oncoming walls and windows. I also walk into poles sometimes. ._. And the embarrassment is way worse than the pain of a broken nose. But lately I've been thinking about getting it checked...

I've also learned that roller skates + steep downward hills + busy intersection is a bad combination. Same with me in the ocean and a runaway surfboard strapped to my ankle. And getting hands stuck in car doors D:

All my embarrassing moments are like horrible mishaps with a "hahaha I totally meant to do that" flair. Why am I still alive.

04-18-2011, 06:57 PM
What have I done that ISN'T embarrassing?

04-18-2011, 11:13 PM
During a Presentation I did once, it was my turn to introduce myself. And I just forgot what I was gonna say and do. So I ended up just kind of started dancing for a few short secs. and sat back down.
Everyone kind of looked at me as if to say "What was that? That wasnt what you were suppose to do." XD

Another time, my class was doing that human knot things. And I had to sneeze. Well I sneezed all over everyone who was unlucky enough to be around me XB

04-18-2011, 11:42 PM
On the bodily functions thing....
In eighth grade I burped during mass (Catholic school...). And EVERYONE glared at me.
And in jiu jitsu in college, I was doing groundfighting, and while rolling over to pin my opponent, a HUGE fart ripped out of me at the height of my struggle. I almost let go and ran off the mat, I was so embarassed.

...and once I wore my pants backwards to school....I had a desk fall on me once and I got stuck under it...I've called the teacher "Mom"...I fell off my bike once and I got stuck in the frame and needed my two friends to get me out... I lost my shoe in a giant mudhole when I was six and had to hop home on one foot... and when I was about 3, I threw up on my Dad's suede and leather jacket while we were in a restaurant. He hasn't let me live that one down.

04-19-2011, 05:16 AM
Oh, I've called my teacher 'mum' as well.

04-21-2011, 05:36 PM
The first that comes to mind (and yes, it's just a coincidence that it has to do with cosplay) was at my last anime convention. There were these two cosplayers that I thought were really cool (they were Kaito and Gakupo in their IMITATION BLACK outfits! :D) and I was in the middle of a photoshoot when the Kaito got my attention by yelling "Asuka!" at me. Thinking they wanted my picture, I said "I'm in the middle of a photoshoot, but you can take my picture after," and they said, "Your skirt's tucked into your shorts."


04-21-2011, 09:29 PM
Most recent?
Uh, some dude walked up to me and asked where the city bus headed and I replied, but instead of saying "Air Force Base" it came out as "Ayr Fwoce Base". I guess I could blame either the Jrock or foreign language music blasting in my ears.... (Was just this evening....)

Angel Tear
04-12-2012, 12:30 AM
My class had to dress as snowmen for a christmas play, and my mum had put a lot of time into making my costume. It was essentailly made from wadding and was extremely warm to wear, under the hot lights and nestled in amongst other padded children pretending to be snowmen.

It came to the finale where all of the classes gathered together to be applauded and we were all crammed together. I started to feel dizzy, packed in amongst snowmen and other costumed kids, and eventually I threw up on the spot, and all over my own costume. I was quickly removed and felt much better afterwards, but my mother wasn't impressed and hasn't let me live it down since. Even now she tells me to make sure that I don't make my costumes too warm as i have a habit of feeling dizzy if I get too hot.

Jie hao jian
04-12-2012, 12:50 AM
In Japanese 101.....I was asked to write sanpo on the board. I got "sa" and "chi" reversed, so....it was very hentai, teacher jumped 10 feet when she saw xD

04-12-2012, 01:46 AM
My entire time in school before 9th grade was me being embarrassed by my peers for one reason or another (basically if you weren't a prissy little rich kid, nobody liked you at this school,) so I could go on forever, but these stand out to me even after all this time.

I was in either first or second grade, can't remember which, but it was one of the very first times I rode on the school bus. Mid-ride, I was putting my hair in a ponytail and accidentally flung the scrunchie into the aisle about two seats in front of me. I quickly got up to retrieve it and sat right back down. MISTAKE. The crabby old woman driving the bus SLAMS on the brakes, pulls over, and promptly gets up to humiliate me in front of the entire bus. I can't remember everything she said, but I distinctly remember her concluding statement: "DON'T YOU -EVER- STAND UP ON THIS BUS AGAIN!!!" Yeah, I pretty much cried and feared authority figures yelling at me for a long time after that. LOL.

Another time was when I was at one of my family's Christmas eve parties. I was young..Maybe 7 or 8. At some point during the party while playing with the other kids, I sustained a hole in the leg of my tights. My older cousin, who was probably 14 at the time, noticed this and proceeded to make fun of me with her 3 friends, calling me a loser and making comments about the way I dressed. Of course, they did this out of earshot of the adults in the kitchen, so when I tried to tell my aunt (her mom), I was brushed off, because my aunt's daughters are perfect can do no wrong. :eeek: I felt like crap for the rest of the party.

EDIT: Noctiluca's mishap with her surfboard totally reminded me of my own embarrassing moment at the beach! I was playing around in the surf which was admittedly a bit too rough, even for my healthy 17 year old self, and at one point I got knocked off my feet by a particularly large wave and swept all the way into shore, being ground against the sand and shells in the process. The wave carried me and several other kids up onto the shore, and I landed next to some lady who seemed horrified. Turns out I was bleeding from several cuts on my arms and legs, but it looked worse than it was. They were just little nicks from the shells, but she rushed me to the lifeguard and even he seemed surprised and asked if I wanted to go to the first aid area, but I was like. "No, I'm really fine...It's okay..." the whole time.. xD

04-12-2012, 10:14 AM
During A-Kon a few years back my friend wanted to go ice skating at the rink in the middle of the food court and I had never been ice skating so I decided to try it out. We go down to the skating rink and get some rental skates. As I'm putting on skates my friend is explaining the general basics of skating and most importantly how to stop. Well if you don't know anything about ice skating/figure skating the stopper are tiny little spikes on the toe and one gently rolls their toe forward to stop. After lacing up we hit the ice and I'm doing pretty good for a beginner, I'm not holding any handrails and just skating along. After a good solid hour of just being an awesome beginner some strange synapse goes off in my brain that tells me I need to stick my toe in the ice NOW! So I out of nowhere I slam my toe into the ground like it's the only thing in life I ever learned to do. I fall face forward and do a belly flop on the ice followed by a good 6-9 inch catch of air (meaning I bounced when I hit my stomach). I get up and attempt to regain my composure like nothing ever happened not noticing that the crotch of my pants had ripped from the top of the zipper to about my mid back side. I start skating again and I start to hear a lot of laughing around me at the tables in the food court. Unaware of my pants situation I look around to see what's so freakin' funny. As I'm looking around I see my friend bolt across the ice to me waving her arms around. My friend tells me that my pants have practically ripped in half and that most of the people in the now food court which is now in its lunch rush are almost getting a free show. To make things worse I have to skate over to the side of the rink where the dressing rooms are while trying to cover myself up. As I reach the half way point this girl skates up to me and tells me I shouldn’t be covering up and that she was enjoying “the show”.

04-12-2012, 10:52 AM
Whenever I stop and think about what I said or did a few minutes or more ago.

04-12-2012, 11:16 AM
Color Guard. Field Season. Practicing in the rain. On the field. Slipped, and nearly did the splits.

Also, hit this one kid in the head a few times with my flag. But that wasn't my fault. He wasn't getting to his spot as fast as he should have.

04-12-2012, 11:31 AM
Also, hit this one kid in the head a few times with my flag. But that wasn't my fault. He wasn't getting to his spot as fast as he should have.

Heh, I've pwned a few poor flute players because of this.

04-12-2012, 11:53 AM
Heh, I've pwned a few poor flute players because of this.

It is kinda their own fault. At least they learn after a while. Though it took this guy forever.


6:25 merging with the band. 6:30 we start the part where he would have been hit if he hadn't learned.

04-12-2012, 02:05 PM
Slipping and falling down the stairs in the middle of of a crowded hallway. I was going from one class to the next when it happened. Let me tell you, that was fun. (Note the sarcasm.)

04-12-2012, 02:27 PM
I did that plenty of times in high school- one time I even managed to fall UP the stairs... don't ask how it happened.
Oh, and one winter I was walking along a busy sidewalk, and slipped and fell out of nowhere. Between laughing, my friend then unearthed a fallen "no parking" sign out of the snow that I'd stepped on. Then I laughed, too. XD

04-12-2012, 02:30 PM
how can tha fall up stairs? ha ha ha i had a mate who did that

04-12-2012, 03:01 PM
Ah yes. I've fallen up before as well.

04-12-2012, 06:47 PM
In seventh grade I was eating cheese popcorn at lunch and I had a cold. Someone made me laugh and I shot popcorn out of my nose and it hit the guy I liked in the back of the head.

That was pretty mortifying.

04-12-2012, 07:37 PM
I have no depth perception, so I trip and fall a whole lot. I know this sounds weird, but for me at least, it's all the more embarssing if someone cals attention by asking if I'm ok. I'm young and able bodied, unless I don't get up, limp when I'm on my feet, or scream, I'd much rather people act like nothing happened!

04-12-2012, 11:07 PM
Middle school. We had swim class for half a semester and after each swim we were expected to shower de-suit, wrap in a barely covering towel (or two since I was bigger at the time). Then cross a slick floor into the locker room, of course I was a shy self conscious kid that was tubby at the time so I more or less ran. Now add all that up and I bet you can figure out what happened next. -sigh-

04-13-2012, 12:35 AM
Well let's see...

There was this one time in 8th grade when during the midterms I totally farted because of something i ate for lunch that made my stomach grumble. I denied it was me, but really, it was probably the loudest fart I have ever done in my life. I didn't blame anyone, but I certainly told everyone it wasn't me even though it was a complete lie. Sadly, I was sitting at the farthest corner of the room near the door with no other students around so I had no alibi. I crawled into a little ball when I got home.

Then there was that time I was trying to make the girl I liked (now my ex) at the time laugh and hit my head on my friends' ceiling fan. He is now missing a gold ring from it because my head is made of iron. When I visit him and I look up at the ceiling.. I just can't forget.

Aaand I remember it had rained and I had to cross the street. Due to the way the street was made, it formed a huge puddle near the crosswalk. I tried jumping it and undershot it, slipped and fell into it. I got soaked.

Oh and another bonus. I was doing duo for speech and debate practice with another girl privately in a separate classroom during class. There was a role for a ditzy girly girl, but my partner was like the least bit feminine. So I tried to show her how to act the part and then suddenly the girls from the class came in right when I was acting. One of the girls said I reminded her of a cheerleader with my act. The same week, they found a name they thought was brilliant..

Barbie. So that was my nickname in highschool. Barbie, yup. Effin' Barbie. At the time I hated it, but now I kinda like it. I do hate all the flack I get for it, though. I have to re-explain this story and I make sure that my friends don't call me that in front of women. I swear just about everybody assumes I'm gay after hearing that, but honestly. IT WAS JUST AN ACT. I'M JUST REALLY THAT GOOD.

04-13-2012, 12:40 AM
I'm currently in school to become an ultrasound technician, and we started to take our echocardiography (heart scanning) class this semester. We don't have any patients, and as ultrasound is scientifically safe (as far as we know), we can our fellow students. Earlier on in the semester, one of my classmates was scanning my heart. She put on the ECG leads to measure the electric conductivity, and we were off to the races.

Did I mention that clothing really gets in the way of this sort of thing, so I'm only wearing a towel to cover my top half?

Right. So, the ECG tracing is showing up pretty poorly on the machine. My classmate calls over the instructor, Paul, and asks his advice on what's going wrong. Paul tells her that it's probably an issue with where she placed the leads. He was very correct. There are three in total. Two are supposed to go on the chest, right beneath the collar bone on each side. The other is supposed to go on the left side, down by the stomach. She had mine right under my breast. This, most unfortunately, resulted in Paul opening up my towel, and moving the lead to the right place. We're all medical professionals, but still......my instructor saw my boobs. I wanted to melt into the floor. ._____________.

04-14-2012, 02:58 AM
Oh yeah. I've had plenty of embarrassing moments. I only remember a few though.
My sophomore year of high school, my left leg fell asleep because I was crossing my legs funny I think, and the bell rang to leave class. I get up and walk two steps before falling completely forward and onto my face. I was lucky most of the kids left already, and some girl was nice enough to make sure I was okay.

The second one I remember was my senior year. It was final exam week for the first semester, and I had just finished my Marine Science exam, so I decided to put my head down and take a little nap. I was pretty much asleep, having a little dream, and I hear the noise that you hear in Zelda when Link finds a secret door or something. I thought I was just dreaming until I heard a kid say "Is that Zelda?" I immediately wake up and check my phone, and needless to say, I forgot to turn the volume off, and that was my text tone. I was happy the teacher was actually nice and told me to remember to keep my phone on silent next time. ^^'

I've also fallen up the stairs a few times too, and have tripped over my own feet...not fun..^^'

04-22-2012, 09:52 PM
Whenever I stop and think about what I said or did a few minutes or more ago.

You have just written the story of my life. Yay introverts?

04-23-2012, 12:37 AM
Ah yes. I've fallen up before as well.

I did this... While carrying food... In front of the whole male half of my Cross Country team. Because I'm just that smooth.

In my 10th grade spanish class I meant to ask my teacher "Usted conoce la tarea?" (Do you know the homework?) but it was really early and instead I asked her "Usted come la tarea?" (Do you eat the homework?). She stared at me, laughed, and proceeded to treat me like an idiot for the rest of the year.

And there was that time when I was fighting with my friend in 5th grade and her shoe got tangled in my skirt and pulled it down(in the middle of PE), and that time (also in 5th grade) when I was walking on a concrete wall and talking to a friend( the same friend even) and I didn't realize it was ending and I did a face plant off of it ( it was like three feet tall and damn was that painful), oh and that time when I ran into that door at Pete's and some random guy saw and laughed at me. I have so many more too.

Oh, and I almost forgot my shining monument from this year. So I was in my Auto Shop class, this week actually, and this guy asked me something, so I open my mouth to answer... And I blow a spit bubble. He looked a bit disgusted, then he laughed. I think I should probably forget about my crush on him now.

04-23-2012, 10:32 AM
Color Guard. Field Season. Practicing in the rain. On the field. Slipped, and nearly did the splits.

Also, hit this one kid in the head a few times with my flag. But that wasn't my fault. He wasn't getting to his spot as fast as he should have.

Never feel ashamed of hitting someone who isn't marching right.
On that note, hitting a judge was one of the best moments of my life.

04-23-2012, 12:07 PM
It reminds me of one the funniest/most mortifying "embarassing moments" stories I've read...
The girl wrote, "I'm a gymnast. The morning before a competition, I woke up and my stomach was feeling fairly queasy. Mom insisted I was probably just nervous and to go anyway. I did, and after the first half of my routines, I was feeling okay, so I figured it was just nerves, and decided to have some lunch. Well, I did well enough to get a bronze medal. But as I was on the podium, I started feeling really sick. Just as the judge gave it to me, I suddenly couldn't hold it down and threw up ALL OVER HIM. It didn't help when my Mom said if there had been a medal for projectile vomiting, I would have taken the gold. X_X"

04-23-2012, 02:27 PM
Oh god...weird gymnastics blunders...brings back memories...These videos are examples of thing I have done when I was a gymnast.

The first, as you could probable imagine, was really painful.

The second, I actually kind of laughed at myself for doing. I still think It's kind of funny.

04-23-2012, 04:47 PM
Yeah, I can't imagine the first one in terms of OWWWW factor. Second one, yeah, looks like it hurt too, but it's kind of funny. (Gee, and look who's hoping to start gymnastics as an adult this summer/fall...)

Closest thing I've done to the second video, is when I was in jiujitsu, we'd do breakfalling OVER other people. So lol, almost like some weird form of vaulting but with a person instead of a table/horse. I wasn't great at it, and one time the teacher made us go over three people side-by side instead of just one. Enter me, not taking enough of a running start, not putting my foot right and not arching my body correctly, and OOOF. I just landed right on top of them and rolled clumsily off in the wrong direction.

04-25-2012, 09:13 PM
Heh, I've pwned a few poor flute players because of this.

One of our bass drum players hit the end of my flute and gave me a bloody lip.

Anyway, this happened pretty recently. I standing behind a register at work one afternoon and was finishing off a tall can of AZ Tea. I had the "trying-to-get-the-last-drop" pose with my head tilted back. I saw someone walk up out of the corner of my eye and thought it was my co-worker, so I finished off the tea. After I put it down, I realized it wasn't her - it was actually a customer. To make it worse, that last bit of tea went down the wrong tube. I turn REALLY red when I'm embarassed, plus I was coughing too hard to explain myself.

04-25-2012, 10:04 PM
I was a maid in the production of "Annie" at our theater here, and I had to wear heels, REALLY HIGH heels, and well...I did a move and I fell right off the stage and onto a table underneath ._.

04-25-2012, 11:01 PM
I was at church camp last Summer, and they asked all graduating seniors to stand together. The only place for me to stand was next to a guy I used to have a crush on and was rejected by. He's always been really uncomfortable around me, even though I've long since moved on. Anyway, he didn't see me there, so he turned around to look beside him, and he accidentally elbowed by boob. (They kind of get in the way.) Half embarrassing, half completely hilarious. I'm sure he was far more embarrassed than I was.

04-26-2012, 01:02 AM
I was at work (I work at an animal hospital) and I bent down to pick up a cot for a dog and heard a loud *RRRRRRRIIIIIPPPPP* My scrub pants had ripped right down the butt! I slinked my way into our feedroom and embarrassingly asked the guy who I was working with to go get me a new pair of scrubs out of the closet. He laughed, said "nice panties" and got me a pair. (We were close friends, so it wasn't a creepy, sexual harassment kind of compliment, lol)

But that was pretty awful.

Otaku Gunso
04-26-2012, 06:39 AM
LD, your story reminds me of a time in 8th grade when I was sitting in the PE area (we had to sit on assigned numbers and do stretches) and I farted REALLY loud in the middle of a stretch XD Everyone looked at me and made fun of me, and I TOTALLY acted like I didn't do it. I was like "WTF guys, that wasn't even me."

one time I was in gym class and they had us passing around the medicine ball(like exercise ftw) and for a split second I wasn't paying attention and the thing hit my foot and while I'm hopping around like an idiot I dropped a few farts myself. I wonder if all that hopping around took away from that but I suppose so since noone made any comments.

I sneezed and farted really loud at the same time when we were all quietly sitting in the classroom watching a movie in grade 8. Yep. Good times

One time when I was 8 years old I was in summer school(12 month program for the lose -_-) and the class was all quiet and after lunch I let out a loud belch. The teacher got after me for that one because a bunch 'a kids were laughing and crap. She was all like "its only funny when a baby does it".

(Though, later that same year, I stuck my tongue to a frozen bus window and then ripped it off, leaving the entire surface of my tongue stuck to the metal windowpane... everyone remembers that that one was me ^^;; )

my brother did that after watching a christmas story to find out if it was true xD

when I was in 7th grade about a few months after I started my first period, it got really really heavy one day when I was in gym and by the grace of god I had red pants on so noone noticed the blood stain -.-

Another time was in the next year when I had to take that NY state test they make everyone take before they go to high school and I left some blood behind on my seat that looked like it was particially sponged up by my pants -.- I actually had to bring changes of pants in those years ><