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Demented Otaku
11-12-2002, 02:06 PM
http://www.voy.com/82345/80.html

It's amazing what you can find on the internet. But honestly, who didn't see this coming?

Cassandra
11-12-2002, 02:09 PM
*shakes her head* Yay! It's either overprotective parents (you should look up the user reviews on Amazon for the vibrating Harry Potter broom) or people believing it's a true story when someone just made it up ;) Either way, it's funny.

RyuHayabusaDOA2
11-12-2002, 02:11 PM
Demented Otaku

hahahaahaha..this is hella funny...maybe someone should use the Dual Shock Analog for the PS2 as a vibrator as well LOL

Celine
11-12-2002, 02:11 PM
All of these vibrating products are fantastic! They have so many uses! Isn't it great! Seriously, what the heck is wrong with some people...?

Cassandra, I saw those broom reviews. Heh heh heh...

Demented Otaku
11-12-2002, 02:22 PM
I'd give her props if she can use the X-Box controller.

RyuHayabusaDOA2
11-12-2002, 02:26 PM
Me:*still laughing silly*

Demented Otaku
11-12-2002, 02:28 PM
I agree with Celine about all the vibrating products... the infamous Hello Kitty "massager" is one of the top sellers at Anime Nation.

RyuHayabusaDOA2
11-12-2002, 02:37 PM
Now that would be a perfect present for valentine's day, eh? Just surprise your GF/Fiancee/Wife with it and see how her reaction is..

Sakura
11-12-2002, 02:39 PM
Wow that is disturbing... X_x; Really... really messed up. I mean, it's a controller >_<;! That's not a good use for it!

Demented Otaku
11-12-2002, 02:40 PM
*Laughs* I wouldn't take the risk. ( In reply to RyuHayabusaDOA2 )

RyuHayabusaDOA2
11-12-2002, 02:47 PM
Demented Otaku:
Well, just stick the PS1/PS2/Gamecube/X-Box up there and see what happens...of course, I wouldn't try that either...but the Hello Kitty vibrator..I've seen it and it's cute.. and you can basically give it as a V-Day present...just don't leave your name on it LOL

SleepingKirby
11-12-2002, 03:18 PM
"Since we're having so many deaths by car accidents. Let's just get rid of all the cars." "Since so many people are dying from drowning, let's just get rid of all water." Heaven forbid we actually teach them something or take responsibility ourselves. I didn't hear the same response to hairdryers.

My response to this? Uhmm... how? You'd have to be playing something for it to vibrate that much and that long. I suppose you can if you get use to it but how does one play in that... uhmm pose? Uhm... wouldn't it be cheaper and more effective to get those hello kitty massagers?

Rey-Rey
11-12-2002, 03:18 PM
I think I'll go get my GF a Dual Shock controller. >=D

Woof. >=D

kitty_neko
11-12-2002, 03:30 PM
Oh.... my......
i agree.... it *is* very disturbing.....
*is shocked, horrified, and disgusted while laughing hysterically*
x.x

Demented Otaku
11-12-2002, 03:32 PM
SleepingKirby, she probably played Mario Sunshine and kept ramming Mario into an enemy.

RyuHayabusaDOA2
11-12-2002, 03:36 PM
LOL at the silliness and possibility of it all.

God....this is hysterical...

ChenCzen
11-12-2002, 03:38 PM
yeah yeah... hello kitty massagers...

as cosplay.com's unofficial and self-proclaimed hello kitty expert id like to point out the fact that sanrio makes products of all kinds of products including marital aids. 'anything that isnt violent' is the idea i guess.

this product isnt that unusual. they have monkichi condoms with an illustrated guide to thier use... computers, cars, wedding dresses... um a couple amusement parks...

Alaria
11-12-2002, 04:45 PM
omgoodness!!! ::::falls over laughing:::: u have to wonder how restricted this girl was if she had to use a controller for exploration...mebbe parents should talk to their kids a bit more thoroughly about birds and bees...:::shakes her head::: you have to hand it to her though, its a ...creative... application of using an object in another way than its usual prescribed sense

Spooky Brew
11-12-2002, 04:57 PM
What's so sad to me is that she posted that! We don't need to be educated thank you very much! This story reminds of people going to Michaels just to sniff paint fumes! Sick, sick, people!

Demented Otaku
11-12-2002, 05:06 PM
She posted that? I'm a he, thank you very much.

Studmaster
11-12-2002, 05:09 PM
That...was.....stupid. So much so that I wonder if the person is making it up or not. That's just too insane to be real.

Spooky Brew
11-12-2002, 05:11 PM
Demented otaku--I meant the mother! She posted that! *laughs*

Spooky Brew
11-12-2002, 05:12 PM
My question is, that's a big controller right? How can she----how would it stay? Um.....this is sick....

Cassandra
11-12-2002, 05:13 PM
(They do sell smaller controllers. It's called the S type.)

Spooky Brew
11-12-2002, 05:14 PM
Oh.....eck! Eck! oh god...

Studmaster
11-12-2002, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by Cassandra
(They do sell smaller controllers. It's called the S type.)

For the Gamecube?

Liahara_Crow
11-12-2002, 05:16 PM
That's hillarious.

Hungryjack
11-12-2002, 05:18 PM
The story is funny - this discussion is funnier

psythe
11-12-2002, 05:18 PM
:crylaugh: :crylaugh: :crylaugh:

Yes, cosplay.com has gone to the next level with it. I love you guys!:thumbsup:

Spooky Brew
11-12-2002, 05:19 PM
Studmaster- I think they do make a smaller controller for Game cube.....as much my mind stained at that thought...I'm sure they do.

lupohki
11-12-2002, 05:20 PM
The real deal (http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html) :D

Demented Otaku
11-12-2002, 05:24 PM
Aha! Now I know why Rez is so popular with girls!

psythe
11-12-2002, 05:25 PM
Rez kicks much @$$, but WTF?

Spooky Brew
11-12-2002, 05:28 PM
I'm frightened, truly frightened!!

psythe
11-12-2002, 05:29 PM
Rez must have been hurting for sales or something....

Demented Otaku
11-12-2002, 05:32 PM
Of course not! They just wanted to appeal to female gamers, that's all.

Edit: After reading that, I will never look at Rez or Halo the same again!

Spooky Brew
11-12-2002, 05:34 PM
That's still sick..if they sell that at the mall...dear god....
I wonder how many moms will let their teens get that when allowance roles around? Or better yet, a unwary b-day present?

Cassandra
11-12-2002, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Studmaster
For the Gamecube?

D'Oh. I thought it was the xbox. That's the one people are usually complaining about huge controllers ;) I don't think the Gamecube has a smaller controller....the "original" controller isn't all that big to begin with.

kitty_neko
11-12-2002, 05:36 PM
*finishes reading the article*

O.O

....dear....

...i must admit, this world scares me more and more each day.....
*hides under a rock*

SleepingKirby
11-12-2002, 05:39 PM
Personally, I don't think it's any more disturbing than using a vibrator. And it's definitely safer than a gamepad. I personally have nothing against it. It could be a good thing. Any of you seen that among sex toys out there? This one is probably one of the safer ones that I've see. (my coworkers use to talk about this stuff all the time... trying to scar my innocent mind...) Personally, I think some parents might let their girls get it. I mean, if they're open and understanding enough to not shelter and hide their child from sexuality, but not want their kids to do permiscuous sex, this might be better. But then, I'm not a parent or a female so it's just my opinion...

*goes back to hiding under the shrubs*

Yggdrasil Pie
11-12-2002, 07:40 PM
lol...^^;;;;;

ryuichi fangirl
11-12-2002, 08:01 PM
HOLY....*falls out of chair laughing*..OMFG...*still laughing*

RyuHayabusaDOA2
11-12-2002, 08:11 PM
http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html
*reads entire article and falls of my chair laughing*

Alaria
11-12-2002, 11:32 PM
::::::::holds head::: oh, my poor mind has been warped ::::falls over in a daze::::

Hungryjack
11-13-2002, 10:23 AM
God bless technology!

Sirami
11-13-2002, 11:18 AM
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I'M GOING TO GO DO CARTWHEELS NOW!

Ranma Saotome
11-13-2002, 11:38 AM
Look at it this way... At least she didn't go out and drop 50 bucks on a vibrator whereas the wavebird controller is only 30. :D

Sirami
11-13-2002, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by Ranma Saotome
Look at it this way... At least she didn't go out and drop 50 bucks on a vibrator whereas the wavebird controller is only 30. :D

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*shakes head*
yah, there is that................ freeking wierd.........

Cassandra
11-13-2002, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by Ranma Saotome
Look at it this way... At least she didn't go out and drop 50 bucks on a vibrator whereas the wavebird controller is only 30. :D

Wavebird doesn't have the rumble feature....

I have two Wavebirds ;)

RyuHayabusaDOA2
11-13-2002, 01:18 PM
*can't help but chuckle* You guys are going to keep this thread up for a long time I bet.

Demented Otaku
11-13-2002, 01:43 PM
I wonder if her daughter got shocked when the controller got wet.

KaitouKurogo
11-15-2002, 01:29 AM
...Could she file a lawsuit if she did get shocked? Imagine the look on the lawyers face.

"You got electrocuted...how?"

Yautja834
11-18-2002, 06:00 PM
well im not one to pry on others buisness, so i guess all i can say is what ever floats your boat.

but i wonder, if you do use it like that, does it void the warranty if it breaks?

Sirami
11-18-2002, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by Yautja834
well im not one to pry on others buisness, so i guess all i can say is what ever floats your boat.

but i wonder, if you do use it like that, does it void the warranty if it breaks?

Yes, I immagine so. If they find out that your dog ate it, they won't replace it, so I don't see why they'd refund you for flooding it with bodily fluid.

pakachu420
11-18-2002, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by KaitouKurogo
...Could she file a lawsuit if she did get shocked? Imagine the look on the lawyers face.

"You got electrocuted...how?"

LOL
^__^
"You got electrocuted...how?!"
"You stuck what...where?!
"umm...UMMM.....?!?!"
O_o?!?!?

Minki-The-Monki
11-19-2002, 12:04 AM
I dunno why you would stick anything like that somewhere like that, but hey at least she was thinking out side the box right? *Shrugs.*

Shadow Lady
11-19-2002, 11:26 PM
.........

Keurblitz
11-20-2002, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by Demented Otaku
I'd give her props if she can use the X-Box controller.

*Imagines situation* *screams in pain*