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Hey.. check out the growing phenomenon, and the next time you see a large inanimate object just asking to be kicked in the crotch, take the opportunity!
http:kickme.to/crotchkick
pakachu420
09-15-2002, 07:09 PM
ummm...ouchy *holds crotch and winces*
Shima-Mizu
09-15-2002, 11:10 PM
that's um interesting......
Choice
09-19-2002, 02:08 PM
[ two kids dressed in neon-style clothing stare into the camera ]
Kid #1: More power!
Kid #2: More fun!
Kid #1: More trouble!
[ they slam Nerf Crotchbat into each other's crotches ]
Together: Nerf Crotchbat!
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/92/pics/92scrotchbat1.jpg
[ show scores of kids hitting each other in the crotch with Nerf Crotchbat ]
Jingle: "It's a crotch surprise, it'll give you a kick!
Nerf! Nerf! Nerf! Nerf! Nerf Crotchbat!"
Announcer: Nerf Croctchbat. With 6 different hot neon crotch colors and styles.
Jingle: "When it comes to Nerf, you will know the difference
as you hit the turf!
Nerf! Nerf! Nerf! Nerf! Nerf Crotchbat!"
Announcer: Fun for kids. Fun for adults. Fun for the whole family. Nerf Crocthbat.
[ Parents join in the fun of smacking one another in the crotch ]
Nerf Crotchbat. For high-swinging crotchbattin' action, Nerf Crotchbat, or it's nothing.
Together: Nerf Crotchbat!
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/92/pics/92scrotchbat2.jpg
Announcer: Now available in stores - Nerf Crotch Missile.
[ kid steps on pedal, sending Crotch Missile flying at second kid's crotch ]
And Nerf Nerf. Not for use with crotch.
Space Invader
09-22-2002, 09:58 PM
That's... interesting... *twitch*
Mei Lan Chang
09-22-2002, 10:21 PM
Ha...that's funny to me because I don't have to worry about silly things getting kicked.
Ranma Saotome
09-22-2002, 11:15 PM
*takes the 5th Amendment*
pakachu420
09-22-2002, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by Mei Lan Chang
Ha...that's funny to me because I don't have to worry about silly things getting kicked.
hey thats not funny!!!
those "things" are important not silly!!!!!
pakachu420
09-22-2002, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by Ranma Saotome
*takes the 5th Amendment*
*takes the 2nd Amendment*
hey i need to defend myself from these crazy peoples!!
Foxwolfe
09-23-2002, 02:04 AM
Hey now, dont be giving nerf any ideas!
Originally posted by pakachu420
hey thats not funny!!!
those "things" are important not silly!!!!!
:rofl: O my gosh this topic made my night! And ahhh can someone explain wha the 5th and 2nd Amendments are?? :thumbsup:
pakachu420
09-23-2002, 02:23 AM
Originally posted by Hiro
:rofl: O my gosh this topic made my night! And ahhh can someone explain wha the 5th and 2nd Amendments are?? :thumbsup:
kinda outta practice on the whole amendment thing but i think i remember these right(i hope...)
5th amendment:basicly states that u dont have to testify against yourself or you have the right to remain silent
2nd(i know this one): the right to bare arms(guns not t-shirts)
oh thanks! well in that case, I'll go with Ranma and take the 5th, it's still hecka funny though.