Miroku007
01-26-2004, 01:26 PM
Okay My first story is about Ohayocon because I remember it best.
I had stayed up all of Friday and two days before...
All that happened on Friday night was pure, unequaled insanity.
The whole time during Ohayocon 4 I was yelled at by the staff, but only for stupid crap.
Incident #1:
A large group of my friends were confronted by one of the staff workers who had a deformed hand, was short and annoying. He said we had been disturbing people, running carelessly, "mock-fighting" and causing other disturbances.
We hadn't done crap.
Incident #2:
A friend of mine ran over to two staff workers pushing crate-loaders, that had no crates, and asked if we could ride them. Both of the staff looked at each other and enthusiastically replied with a sure. We both hopped on and began to skateboard and then played a game of chicken and the staff was pushing us around. Another staff officer came running and began to yell at us for doing this, they didn't notice that their own staff members were allowing this.
Incident #3: Earlier my friend and I did a cheers salute with two glass cups lying around unused. They shattered accidentally with almost no force behind them. Later, "Weirdy" or the short, annoying staff officer with the deformed hand went on stage and began to talk like The Rock and say that whoever broke the glasses was going to have their asses kicked by him. The sad thing is we took the time to scrape up the broken glasses earlier into a neat little pile to the best that we could. The irrelevant comedy is that my friend and I (Which we were the awesome Vash and Wolfwood cosplayers and I was the Wolfwood who openly demolished the cross) are swordsman and weaponsmiths. My friend alone would've ripped off his deformed hand and shoved it through his eye. His body would've never been found either.
Incident #4: Right after the karaoke (however spelled) the staff lady from earlier came over with about three others and said we were causing disturbances, riding crate-loaders, running through the access halls and causing trouble. We had only ran through the hall to get to the karaoke once, their own staff let us ride the things and the most trouble we had caused was skip in front of a stage.
Incident #5: At about three a.m. war was declared on the table of Ethiopia by the table of the French Rebellion F.R. Ance. A staff officer came running out later during a skirmish that we were too loud and would have to be removed if we weren't quieter. We left some ground in cheese underneath our table and ran. We also threw a paper airplane that stuck on the roof of a food court store.
Incident #6: At about eight a.m. a crazed French man wanted my picture, simply because I was cosplaying Miroku. I had been in my costume all night, did not have my staff or arm band/glove, and looked very skanky and half awake. He said something I didn't understand and leaned closer until I realized he did not speak English. He then said something about beer and kept saying beer for some reason. We had no clue what the fuck he was talkign about. We let him take our pictures though.
Incident #7: After beating the shit out of my cross, I was back in the Wolfwood costume and very tired. Beating the cross had actually straightened it somewhat but I was still tired. I decided to take a breather on the stairs. I was holding the cross and my orange folder, which I layed beside me. I accidentally went to sleep like that for about two hours. I was awoken to someone taking my picture. I apparently went to sleep in the exact pose of Wolfwood after dieing. I turned around only to see a photo op. with my most hated Soul Calibur 2 character in my most hated costume of her, Cassandra. I went back to my room and crashed.
Incident #8: We watched Bastard!! and another really messed up romance with a group of idiots in a theatere room. We got to discussing hentai and then we all began to cheer as Bastard turned into the typical hentai. Tentacles, clothing-devouring slime and Ninja rapists. The other series had a cat and a Scooby Doo styled villan. After our new friend commented on Moldiver being a mind-numbingly dull series, some idiot began yelling at him about it.
Incident #9: An Ozzy impressionist that drew Furry hentai. 'Nuff said.
Incident#10: The Sheep of Doom was Sherman-Tanked by my friend.
Incident#11: My friend rode on the hand grip of an escalator and made it start making a god-awful grinding noise.
Incident#12: Kris the Stampede was owned by a large plexiglass window.
Incident#13: I went to sleep for about fifteen minutes under a table and crawled out looking all skanky.
Incident#14: I was so out of it that i asked a vender if they had Megatokyo on DVD.
Incident#15: I beat the shit out of my cross in the middle of a crowd of people by elbow dropping it, kicking it, stomping it, jumping on it and power-bombing it.
Incident#16: We had a mosh pit to the old school version of Transformer's theme.
At Nekocon 6:
Incident#1: I fell into a planter.
Anime Mid-Atlantic 3:
Incident#1: I was half awake and had to piss. I was in my Miroku costume when it still looked nice. I saw a man come from the men's restroom and decided to enter what I believed to be the Men's room. I went in to see a lady say that I was in the women's room. I ran out and straight into a large, Mirokuless Inuyasha fangroup. They pointed and yelled, "Look! Miroku's being a pervert!" and laughed. I ran.
Incident #2: During the rave I pulled out the staff and a friend of mine broke it while breakdancing, which I had ripped my costume by breakdancing too. "The Peace Police" came and yelled at me for the staff and said that the rings could have flown off and put out someone's eye or hurt someone. Oh, ow, a three gram gold plated ring. Such pain. They did fly off but no one was hurt.
Incident#3: A group of my new friends and I went downstairs to find a piece of pizza laying unwanted with two pieces missing. We raided it. We poured some drinks and we rubbed some pizza on the wall of one of the halls and put a bunch of nasties in a cup and turned it over and put it with the clean glasses. We ran.
Tell your great stories everyone, we want to hear the magic.
I had stayed up all of Friday and two days before...
All that happened on Friday night was pure, unequaled insanity.
The whole time during Ohayocon 4 I was yelled at by the staff, but only for stupid crap.
Incident #1:
A large group of my friends were confronted by one of the staff workers who had a deformed hand, was short and annoying. He said we had been disturbing people, running carelessly, "mock-fighting" and causing other disturbances.
We hadn't done crap.
Incident #2:
A friend of mine ran over to two staff workers pushing crate-loaders, that had no crates, and asked if we could ride them. Both of the staff looked at each other and enthusiastically replied with a sure. We both hopped on and began to skateboard and then played a game of chicken and the staff was pushing us around. Another staff officer came running and began to yell at us for doing this, they didn't notice that their own staff members were allowing this.
Incident #3: Earlier my friend and I did a cheers salute with two glass cups lying around unused. They shattered accidentally with almost no force behind them. Later, "Weirdy" or the short, annoying staff officer with the deformed hand went on stage and began to talk like The Rock and say that whoever broke the glasses was going to have their asses kicked by him. The sad thing is we took the time to scrape up the broken glasses earlier into a neat little pile to the best that we could. The irrelevant comedy is that my friend and I (Which we were the awesome Vash and Wolfwood cosplayers and I was the Wolfwood who openly demolished the cross) are swordsman and weaponsmiths. My friend alone would've ripped off his deformed hand and shoved it through his eye. His body would've never been found either.
Incident #4: Right after the karaoke (however spelled) the staff lady from earlier came over with about three others and said we were causing disturbances, riding crate-loaders, running through the access halls and causing trouble. We had only ran through the hall to get to the karaoke once, their own staff let us ride the things and the most trouble we had caused was skip in front of a stage.
Incident #5: At about three a.m. war was declared on the table of Ethiopia by the table of the French Rebellion F.R. Ance. A staff officer came running out later during a skirmish that we were too loud and would have to be removed if we weren't quieter. We left some ground in cheese underneath our table and ran. We also threw a paper airplane that stuck on the roof of a food court store.
Incident #6: At about eight a.m. a crazed French man wanted my picture, simply because I was cosplaying Miroku. I had been in my costume all night, did not have my staff or arm band/glove, and looked very skanky and half awake. He said something I didn't understand and leaned closer until I realized he did not speak English. He then said something about beer and kept saying beer for some reason. We had no clue what the fuck he was talkign about. We let him take our pictures though.
Incident #7: After beating the shit out of my cross, I was back in the Wolfwood costume and very tired. Beating the cross had actually straightened it somewhat but I was still tired. I decided to take a breather on the stairs. I was holding the cross and my orange folder, which I layed beside me. I accidentally went to sleep like that for about two hours. I was awoken to someone taking my picture. I apparently went to sleep in the exact pose of Wolfwood after dieing. I turned around only to see a photo op. with my most hated Soul Calibur 2 character in my most hated costume of her, Cassandra. I went back to my room and crashed.
Incident #8: We watched Bastard!! and another really messed up romance with a group of idiots in a theatere room. We got to discussing hentai and then we all began to cheer as Bastard turned into the typical hentai. Tentacles, clothing-devouring slime and Ninja rapists. The other series had a cat and a Scooby Doo styled villan. After our new friend commented on Moldiver being a mind-numbingly dull series, some idiot began yelling at him about it.
Incident #9: An Ozzy impressionist that drew Furry hentai. 'Nuff said.
Incident#10: The Sheep of Doom was Sherman-Tanked by my friend.
Incident#11: My friend rode on the hand grip of an escalator and made it start making a god-awful grinding noise.
Incident#12: Kris the Stampede was owned by a large plexiglass window.
Incident#13: I went to sleep for about fifteen minutes under a table and crawled out looking all skanky.
Incident#14: I was so out of it that i asked a vender if they had Megatokyo on DVD.
Incident#15: I beat the shit out of my cross in the middle of a crowd of people by elbow dropping it, kicking it, stomping it, jumping on it and power-bombing it.
Incident#16: We had a mosh pit to the old school version of Transformer's theme.
At Nekocon 6:
Incident#1: I fell into a planter.
Anime Mid-Atlantic 3:
Incident#1: I was half awake and had to piss. I was in my Miroku costume when it still looked nice. I saw a man come from the men's restroom and decided to enter what I believed to be the Men's room. I went in to see a lady say that I was in the women's room. I ran out and straight into a large, Mirokuless Inuyasha fangroup. They pointed and yelled, "Look! Miroku's being a pervert!" and laughed. I ran.
Incident #2: During the rave I pulled out the staff and a friend of mine broke it while breakdancing, which I had ripped my costume by breakdancing too. "The Peace Police" came and yelled at me for the staff and said that the rings could have flown off and put out someone's eye or hurt someone. Oh, ow, a three gram gold plated ring. Such pain. They did fly off but no one was hurt.
Incident#3: A group of my new friends and I went downstairs to find a piece of pizza laying unwanted with two pieces missing. We raided it. We poured some drinks and we rubbed some pizza on the wall of one of the halls and put a bunch of nasties in a cup and turned it over and put it with the clean glasses. We ran.
Tell your great stories everyone, we want to hear the magic.