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Ichiban Crush
04-15-2003, 12:14 AM
*whips out Casio keyboard*

This guy played at the 40 Watt club in Athens, Ga
About 120 people were attending in the audience
Before the big show I got to meet the guy
He headbutted me and told me how to rowk and rawl!

WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!

The audience was jumping like a bunch of jackrabbits on crack rock
They were all jamming out to I Whooped Batman's Ass played in fast tempo
This man knows how to whoop that llamas ass with a leather belt!

WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!

*insert minute long feedback here

after the show, I got the man to sign my CD!
I headbutted him some more and he told me to RAWK!
I now bear the holy forehead of the god of chronic schitzophrenic spoken word keyboard musicians!

WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!
WESLEY WILLIS!

Rock over London, Rock on Cosplay.com forums
Kentucky Fried Chicken, we do chicken right

and that's how I spent my friday.

Arisa
04-15-2003, 03:29 AM
o_O Interesting... ^^;

KANEDA
04-15-2003, 11:55 PM
Wesley is the shit!

taking the bus isn't cool!
it's a hellride!

aila
04-17-2003, 01:43 AM
LMAO!

Wesley Willis is the shiznit!

Gothic_Lulu
04-17-2003, 09:20 PM
I <3 Wesley Willis

ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS!!!!!

because we all now McDonalds is the place to rock to the music...



He was just in Boston not that long ago, god love him ^__^

KANEDA
04-17-2003, 11:56 PM
Rock over London!
Rock on Chicago!
Budweiser! it's the king of beers!!

Gothic_Lulu
04-18-2003, 12:31 AM
Wheaties, The Breakfast of Champions....

KANEDA
04-18-2003, 03:25 AM
SCREAM, DRACULA, SCREAM!! YOU LOW-DOWN MOTHERFUCKER!

Ichiban Crush
04-18-2003, 03:28 AM
FIND MY SMITH AND WESTON BEFORE I'LL CRACK YOUR SKULL WITH MY KARATE STICK!