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JacksUsername
04-22-2003, 04:17 PM
Hey, I was just wondering if anyone knew anyone from or has gotten through other people they lyrics in the masquerade that the FFX musical group sung????? It was hilarious, and because I couldn't always hear, I'd like to see what they wrote!!!

thanks!

EvilMoogleQueen
04-22-2003, 07:04 PM
yeah i was thinking the same thing. I couldn't hear what they were saying but what I heard was hysterical. If anyone finds it I want to see it!

Cocoa
04-22-2003, 08:47 PM
Heh. Some of my friends were the ones that put that together. Ask Skuld (http://skuldchan.pitas.com), I think she was the one that wrote them ^^

JacksUsername
04-22-2003, 11:03 PM
ou!!!!! ok, i'll check that out.

thanks soooo much!!!

gundam_pilot02
04-23-2003, 04:34 PM
Hey there, I was the Tidus in the skit. I can ask Skuld-chan if she minds me putting up the lyrics (I don't think she will) if you haven't asked already.

Argh. All the songs are *still* stuck in my head too. ^^;;

JacksUsername
04-23-2003, 05:19 PM
hehe cool, I actually havent' asked yet...I got a little lost while on the site :)

That would be cool if you could ask her! Thanks sooo much and great job, it was really amusing!!

Skuld-chan
04-23-2003, 09:28 PM
Hey, this is Skuld-chan.
The lyrics weren't just written by me, but two other people put their work into this. I will have to confer with them to see if they want to release the lyrics. ^^;;
In the meantime, feel free to e-mail me (skuldhotohori@yahoo.com) if you want a copy, so that I can get them to you if my friends do indeed agree to release them. ^_^;;

AuronTakeo
04-27-2003, 10:36 AM
WEEEEEEEEEEEE i'll have to get into that whole "e-mail and recieve cool lyrics" send... oh and Skuld, if you need my jug next time... don't hesitate to ask =)

Skuld-chan
04-27-2003, 12:36 PM
Here are the lyrics you have been waiting for, everyone! ^_^ Please do not post them on any other message boards, forums, or webpages. Stealing them will have an angry, Mountain-Dew-vengeful (whatever that means ^^;; ) Auron on your back, and you don't want that. ^_^

Enjoy!

*~*~*~*~*~*

Final Fantasy X: The Musical
Written by Amberlee, RanmaX, Seishuku Skuld, and ScullyMD13
Brought to you by the number 42, the shape Square, and the letters S, P, A, and M.


Everyone: (GILLIAN’S ISLAND THEME)
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale (Narrator, shouting: WITH SPOILERS!)
a tale of fateful trip
That started from this Besaid port aboard a tiny ship

The Summoner was a mighty man
His guardians brave and sure
Three warriors set sail that day on
a doomed odyssey
a doomed odyssey

Not knowing Yunalesca would
screw them for Zanarkand
Though Jecht was courageous to be Braska's Aeon
Sin would be reborn
Sin still would be reborn

Auron said "This is your story"
And it soon will be told
By Jecht's son Tidus >>>>>> and Auron duh >>>>
That Wakka Guy, and his wife (Narrator, shouting: SPOILERS!)
The Ronso Guard, The Al-Bhed girl and Yuna too >>>>>>>
Here on Spira Isle!

*****
Narrator:
And so begins the story of one young blond pretty boy
and Squaresoft's desperate attempts to make him seem heterosexual...

Tidus: (THE TIME WARP)
That's astounding!
That ball of water!
Destruction takes its toll

Auron:
But listen to me
As you run screaming
Everything is out of control

I remember, doing the time warp
To get to Zanarkand
The blackness will hit you
The void is calling

Everyone:
Let's do the time warp again!
Let's do the time warp again!

Narrator:
It's just a jump to the left...

Everyone:
and then a step to the right...

Narrator:
You put your hands on your hips...

Everyone:
and pull your knees in tight
And it's the pelvic thrusts... (shout: group sex! group sex!)
that really drive you insaaaaane

Let's do the time warp again!
Let's do the time----

Narrator, interrupting: All right…that’s enough…
And so Tidus meets a bunch of people, and sets out to save the world.
Just your standard RPG fare.

Tidus: (BRAVE SIR ROBIN/TIDUS)
Bravely bold Sir Tidus, rode forth to Zanarkand.

Everyone:
He learned he did not exist, oh brave Sir Tidus
He had passed through all tests the Church placed in his way
Brave Brave Brave Brave Sir Tidus (Narrator: what about Yuna?)

He was not in the least afraid to destroy his enemies (Narrator: She’s the one doing the work here.)

Even all those stupid Flans, led by Seymour Guado

to have to save Yuna, only to get thrown in jail (Narrator: Give her some credit!)
And hear J-pop while kissing her, Brave Sir Tidus (Narrator: oh, who cares...)

His head smashed in, and his heart cut out
and sneakers destroyed, and Blitzball deflated
And haste being cast, and his running away
To get Yuna to...save his... uhhh...

*****

Narrator: So they beat the boss, but Tidus and Auron have to leave, because
if they didn't, we wouldn't have a sequel.

Tidus and Auron: (DON’T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA)
Don't cry for us Summoner Yuna
The truth is we'll never leave you
We'll make a sequel
To sell to fanboys
So they can ogle
your sexy body

...

...

..
.


Narrator, relieved: THE END! THANK GOD!
And there was much rejoicing.

Everyone, unenthusiastic: yay....


The end. ^_~

EvilMoogleQueen
04-27-2003, 06:42 PM
^ thats hysterical. I couldnt hear a lot of what you said. Its much funnier now that I can understand it. It really is great. good job. A+ for creativity.

Avatrix
04-27-2003, 06:50 PM
Don't forget! At the end, Skuld started singing the victory song, and we all did our victory poses (as best we could remember... it was a last minute addition).

Tribble
04-27-2003, 09:05 PM
Heh, awesome material right there. Too bad my pic of you all on stage didnt come out, your outfits were great too. Cant wait to see what you pull out for next year.

JacksUsername
04-27-2003, 10:45 PM
sweet! thanks again!!!!!!

it was one of my fav skits, it was amazing :)

Riveraria
04-27-2003, 10:58 PM
that's brillent, and so creative ^_^ you get an A+++ ^_^

lialia
04-27-2003, 11:17 PM
omg i was in ur den and i remember u guys practicing and i couldnt understand what u were doing i just thought u guys were bein goofy not that u were practicing but when u guys got on stage and started that thing omg i was lmfao

it was great the last stanza is the best

Avatrix
04-29-2003, 08:50 PM
Lemme guess, you were Princess Tutu? I saw that you noticed our singing, and had a confused-yet-curious look on your face. But I'm glad you put up with it long enough to see the actual performance!

lialia
04-29-2003, 09:59 PM
nah i was the tifa with the tidus and barret :)