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Jinx
09-07-2002, 03:57 AM
Hey.. check out the growing phenomenon, and the next time you see a large inanimate object just asking to be kicked in the crotch, take the opportunity!


http:kickme.to/crotchkick

pakachu420
09-15-2002, 06:09 PM
ummm...ouchy *holds crotch and winces*

Shima-Mizu
09-15-2002, 10:10 PM
that's um interesting......

Choice
09-19-2002, 01:08 PM
[ two kids dressed in neon-style clothing stare into the camera ]

Kid #1: More power!

Kid #2: More fun!

Kid #1: More trouble!

[ they slam Nerf Crotchbat into each other's crotches ]

Together: Nerf Crotchbat!

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/92/pics/92scrotchbat1.jpg

[ show scores of kids hitting each other in the crotch with Nerf Crotchbat ]

Jingle: "It's a crotch surprise, it'll give you a kick!
Nerf! Nerf! Nerf! Nerf! Nerf Crotchbat!"

Announcer: Nerf Croctchbat. With 6 different hot neon crotch colors and styles.

Jingle: "When it comes to Nerf, you will know the difference
as you hit the turf!

Nerf! Nerf! Nerf! Nerf! Nerf Crotchbat!"

Announcer: Fun for kids. Fun for adults. Fun for the whole family. Nerf Crocthbat.

[ Parents join in the fun of smacking one another in the crotch ]

Nerf Crotchbat. For high-swinging crotchbattin' action, Nerf Crotchbat, or it's nothing.

Together: Nerf Crotchbat!

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/92/pics/92scrotchbat2.jpg

Announcer: Now available in stores - Nerf Crotch Missile.

[ kid steps on pedal, sending Crotch Missile flying at second kid's crotch ]

And Nerf Nerf. Not for use with crotch.

Space Invader
09-22-2002, 08:58 PM
That's... interesting... *twitch*

Oshi
09-22-2002, 09:20 PM
...WTF?!

Mei Lan Chang
09-22-2002, 09:21 PM
Ha...that's funny to me because I don't have to worry about silly things getting kicked.

aeva
09-22-2002, 09:34 PM
XD That's great.

Ranma Saotome
09-22-2002, 10:15 PM
*takes the 5th Amendment*

pakachu420
09-22-2002, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by Mei Lan Chang
Ha...that's funny to me because I don't have to worry about silly things getting kicked.


hey thats not funny!!!
those "things" are important not silly!!!!!

pakachu420
09-22-2002, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by Ranma Saotome
*takes the 5th Amendment*



*takes the 2nd Amendment*

hey i need to defend myself from these crazy peoples!!

Foxwolfe
09-23-2002, 01:04 AM
Hey now, dont be giving nerf any ideas!

Hiro
09-23-2002, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by pakachu420



hey thats not funny!!!
those "things" are important not silly!!!!!

:rofl: O my gosh this topic made my night! And ahhh can someone explain wha the 5th and 2nd Amendments are?? :thumbsup:

pakachu420
09-23-2002, 01:23 AM
Originally posted by Hiro


:rofl: O my gosh this topic made my night! And ahhh can someone explain wha the 5th and 2nd Amendments are?? :thumbsup:


kinda outta practice on the whole amendment thing but i think i remember these right(i hope...)

5th amendment:basicly states that u dont have to testify against yourself or you have the right to remain silent

2nd(i know this one): the right to bare arms(guns not t-shirts)

Hiro
09-23-2002, 01:28 AM
oh thanks! well in that case, I'll go with Ranma and take the 5th, it's still hecka funny though.