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TheAnarCHris
04-13-2011, 09:50 PM
Lana

Lana

Lana
LANA!!

WHAT?!

DANGER ZONE!!


ITT: We discuss one of FX's best shows//Adult Swim's biggest regret. And by discuss I mean quote non-stop.

"Seriously, what's cancer?"

Lithium Flower
04-13-2011, 09:52 PM
Hush Hush.
What What?

I CANT STOP SINGING THAT

TheAnarCHris
04-13-2011, 09:54 PM
Archer [to airboat owner]: I've waited my entire life to say this exact phrase, "I'm commandeering this airboat!"
Lana: Sorry, it really is an emergency.
Archer: Of an awesome and ass-kicking nature!


Archer: Why do we have so many damn dolls in here?
Pam: For sexual harassment complaints so people can non-verbally indicate where stuff happened on their bodies.
Archer: That takes like one doll.
Pam: Not if there's ever a gang rape.

DireKitty
04-14-2011, 07:26 AM
...and this show is just called Archer eh? I'll have to watch that.

TheAnarCHris
04-14-2011, 08:04 AM
...and this show is just called Archer eh? I'll have to watch that.

http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/archer/



Malory: He'll be back! Crying for his mommy, just like that Christmas break when I moved and forgot to give the boarding school my new address. I mean he rode the train all the way into town he couldn't pick up a phone book!?9 years old and crying for his mommy in that Police Station like a little girl! What does that tell you?

Carol: Kind of a lot actually....

Malory:Oh shut up I bet your barren.

HomeDepot
04-14-2011, 08:12 AM
If I wanted grandchildren I'd scrape together all your past mistakes and knit it a onesie

TheAnarCHris
04-14-2011, 08:15 AM
Pam: "Shut up Clone Wars!"

Arc_The_Lad
04-14-2011, 08:20 AM
"Vhy are jo so immature?"
"...I'm 18"

TheAnarCHris
04-14-2011, 08:33 AM
Archer: "He touched my penis...with his penis."

HomeDepot
04-14-2011, 04:02 PM
Lana: It's Helium! What about that are you still not getting?

Archer: Well, obviously the core concept Lana

Firefly026
04-14-2011, 07:12 PM
Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kick Ass!

TheAnarCHris
04-15-2011, 08:09 AM
How hard it is to pouch a goddann egg?!

::throw clothes of side of condo ::

Firefly026
04-15-2011, 09:49 AM
Oh my god, you like, sneeze glitter!!

TheAnarCHris
04-15-2011, 10:16 AM
Archer: I have to go. But if I find one single dog hair when I get back, I'll rub... sand... in your dead little eyes.
Woodhouse: Very good, sir.
Archer: .....I also need you to buy sand.
Woodhouse: Yes, sir.
Archer: I don't know if they grade it, but... coarse.

abigorbot
08-27-2011, 01:45 PM
Malory: The thought of me dead gives you an erection?
Sterling Archer: No, just half of one! The other half would have really missed you.