They are like twins. I say to one, "You want ice cream cone?" Both of them say yes. HOW IN THE HELL.

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Drunken adolescent Spartan girl. Good lord.

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Bling bling.

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Baby, I'm bad news.

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Real pirate women don't grow 50 feet and dissolve into crabs. They just kick your ass.

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THESE are spirit fingers.

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Got my rape hat on, but I always could accessorize.

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The sweetest intergalactic snowmobiler this side of the Universal Century.

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