Member Since 10-27-2008

Last Activity: 01-30-2009 - 06:47 PM

United States

California

Name : Irwin Schwab

Chest : Poor

Waist:Fair

Hips:Great

Height :5’ 11

Weight:138 lbs.

Birthdate : 4/19/62

Birthplace : Hoboken, NJ

Ambitions : To fight for Truth, Justice, and the American Way.(and pull a profit)

Turn-ons : People who buy any first issue of anything, Bubble Baths, cushioned potty seats, Best of Carson, data sheets, royalties.

Turn-offs : Runny Eggs, ring around the collar, tropical fish lying belly up, Smurfs, Smurfette, the Smurftones, Smurf Griffen.

Favorite Movies : The ruling class, At long last love, Them, Abbott + Costello Meet Frankenstein, Dog of Norway, Cat Women on the Moon.

Favorite Food : Mixed Nuts, Pumpkin Munchkins, pizza, Jell-O (J-E-L-L-O), Granulated candies that you suck from a straw.

Favorite Place : Black Flag Roach Motel

Ideal Evening : Sitting on a white sand beach feeding copies of Thriller into a paper shredder.

Biggest Joy : Mailing shredded copies to Dick Giordabo along with a little box that laughs when you turn it over.

Last Words : ooohhh... I shouldn’t have eaten yesterdays potato salad.