Irwin Schwab

Name : Irwin Schwab

Chest : Poor

Waist:Fair

Hips:Great

Height :5’ 11

Weight:138 lbs.

Birthdate : 4/19/62

Birthplace : Hoboken, NJ

Ambitions : To fight for Truth, Justice, and the American Way.(and pull a profit)

Turn-ons : People who buy any first issue of anything, Bubble Baths, cushioned potty seats, Best of Carson, data sheets, royalties.

Turn-offs : Runny Eggs, ring around the collar, tropical fish lying belly up, Smurfs, Smurfette, the Smurftones, Smurf Griffen.

Favorite Movies : The ruling class, At long last love, Them, Abbott + Costello Meet Frankenstein, Dog of Norway, Cat Women on the Moon.

Favorite Food : Mixed Nuts, Pumpkin Munchkins, pizza, Jell-O (J-E-L-L-O), Granulated candies that you suck from a straw.

Favorite Place : Black Flag Roach Motel

Ideal Evening : Sitting on a white sand beach feeding copies of Thriller into a paper shredder.

Biggest Joy : Mailing shredded copies to Dick Giordabo along with a little box that laughs when you turn it over.

Last Words : ooohhh... I shouldn’t have eaten yesterdays potato salad.

What got you into cosplay?
Green Teleporting Super Bugsuit!
What was your first costume and why?
Green Teleporting Super Bugsuit! Why not? It sure beats a Naugahyde Lederhosen.
What is your favorite costume and why?
Green Teleporting Super Bugsuit!, cause its mine all mine, and it even has drool marks from my last endeavors....
Do you have a dream costume you'd like to make?
OF COURSE!, Green Teleporting Super Bugsuit! (with shelf space & a drawer or two, for my things......)
What has been your most memorable cosplay experience?
pointing and laughing at anything Smurf.
Do you participate in masquerades?
Sometimes, thoo it seems hardly fair to wear a mask when everybody else is seemingly so very strange looking anyways,........?
What was your best masquerade experience?
declaring Supergirl as a deformed mutation of Superman in public, then trying to help her. boy, was she miffed,..........still is really. What? cant you take a joke?
Have you won any awards for your costumes?
No awards necessary - my suit has only so much room. where would i keep my keys?
Tell us a little about yourself
Ambitions : To fight for Truth, Justice, and the American Way.(and pull a profit) Turn-ons : People who buy any first issue of anything, Bubble Baths, cushioned potty seats, Best of Carson, data sheets, royalties. Turn-offs : Runny Eggs, ring around the collar, tropical fish lying belly up, Smurfs, Smurfette, the Smurftones, Smurf Griffen.
Is there anything else you'd like to add?
Favorite Food : Mixed Nuts, Pumpkin Munchkins, pizza, Jell-O (J-E-L-L-O), Granulated candies that you suck from a straw. Favorite Place : Black Flag Roach Motel Ideal Evening : Sitting on a white sand beach feeding copies of Thriller into a paper shredder. Biggest Joy : Mailing shredded copies to Dick Giordabo along with a little box that laughs when you turn it over. Last Words : ooohhh... I shouldn’t have eaten yesterdays potato salad.
My favorite anime
Do you know how to catch a UNIQUE squirrel? U-NIQUE up on it!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Do you know how to catch a TAME squirrel? TAME way, U-NIQUE up on it! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!
My favorite game(s)
Sardines.
My favorite book(s)
Anatomy of a bug - collectors edition (with pictures!)
My favorite character(s)
I gotta whole lotta loving for the Superman! Hey supes! Where's the beef?
My favorite movies(s)
The ruling class, At long last love, Them, Abbott + Costello Meet Frankenstein, Dog of Norway, Cat Women on the Moon.
My favorite actors/actresses
THIS SPACE FOR RENT