Things you never thought you'd say. . .
The definitive list! XD
The title is self-explanitory. Simply list the things that you never thought you'd say when you got into this hobby.
So far, I've only got two:
"Curse you, crotch-hole!" (shouting at the hole in the crotch of the Riku pants I'm trying to repair, because no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away)
"Stop licking the sword!" (yelling at my kittens, who had licked my spoon clean of the papier mache on it and were going after the sword (and why kittens like flour and water is beyond me))