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Unread 12-18-2006, 07:27 PM   #53
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Without any explanation:

1. "My boobs still aren't sitting right. We need more duct tape."
2. "Oh! Yes! Someone found my hair!"
3. "Where can I get... 32, 33... 36 belts for real cheap by Sunday?"
4. "Don't come in. The foam will get you."
5. "These things... they hate my thighs. My thighs hate them back."
6. "It's the wig. It's hell. Pink, everywhere. I think this wig may destroy me utterly."
7. "It cost me $600 and 170 hours. Because I felt like doing it, that's why."
8. "If you break that head, I'm going to be seriously peeved."
9. "Does this look like intestines to you?"
10. "There's pretty much just glue and safety pins keeping me together right now, so please don't touch me."

"And we are all told from the moment we open our eyes, that everyone is entitled to his or her opinion. Well, thatís horsepuckey, of course. We are not entitled to our opinions; we are entitled to our informed opinions. Without research, without background, without understanding, itís nothing. Itís just bibble-babble. Itís like a fart in a wind tunnel, folks." --Harlan Ellison
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