Wow! Karisu-sama, you got it in a nutshell! *winces at skin loss* I so hate it when that happens. I've found that a combination of some rubbing alcohol, followed later by a nice soak in a hot shower helps me to avoid war wounds.
*blinks & re-reads post* What? Karisu-sama's Boob Fairy didn't make one single appearance in her entire post?
ps - Congratulations on your Award at AX! You & your family are just amazing!