Oh, thank goodness!
I requested Parmesan on something at an Italian restaurant, and one of my guy friends was like, "You know that's not vegetarian, right? It's aged in baby deer." I was like, "WUT?"
The Winter Soldier (CA:TWS)
"Your ultrasound shanty is shady as hell!" - Lithium Flower
Hiram McDaniels and the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home (WTNV)
Sasha and Aleksis Kaidonovsky (Cherno Alpha pilots, Pacific Rim)