My Kitty, Ebony. He doesn't like having his picture taken xD
Things to say at a chav who insults your cosplay:
"Well, what are you wearing?"
"I don't care what you say, I am a cosplayer, therefore your argument is invalid."
"Your mouth opened but all I heard was pure jealousy."
"Can I borrow those plastic chains? They'd look great with my next cosplay."