I've said it before and I'll say it again: obviously, the answer is the mullet. It's short. It's long. It's BOTH.
That way, important, life-defining questions such as this can be easily answered.
The Winter Soldier (CA:TWS)
"Your ultrasound shanty is shady as hell!" - Lithium Flower
Hiram McDaniels and the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home (WTNV)
Sasha and Aleksis Kaidonovsky (Cherno Alpha pilots, Pacific Rim)