Fabric cut for ruffles? Check.
Stitched together in a piece that's just under 17 metres? Double Check.
Stitch set to 10mm and tension to 8.0? Triple Check.
"Sexy and I know it" freshly loaded onto iTouch, so terrible dancing can occur while babysitting the overcasting stitch portion of the day? OH BBY!
Finish all the edges!
All the edges?
ALL the edges!
Cosplay Plan of Attack:
I'm working on them... I swear!
Warning! Warning! Incoming Costume Con 32!
Divert all Creative Subroutines for Maximum Awesomeness.