My problem is my shoe collection. Every time I need to buy new shoes for cosplay, my dad always looks at me very seriously and asks:
"Are you sure you need another pair? I think you have enough, yes?"
"I read an article about a lady that has so many shoes that she created a museum for them. 500 pairs." Looks at me very pointedly. "She may have you beat by a little, but it's a good idea cause you'll get there."