Originally Posted by Arc_The_Lad
"oh hun, you are trying so hard, but you can't beat the master"
"You're a nice person. That's sweet that you tried. I really appreciate it. How about this: how about I'll just finish up, and you can go play video games or something. Hush your precious little head, I like you plenty. I'll make you cookies later. When I'm done. Now please go away. And wash your hands before you touch my stuff."
On a completely, mercifully unrelated note, I managed to kill Shadowmere in Skyrim. I managed to kill. An undead. Horse. There's a joke in there but I'm too sad to make it.
"And we are all told from the moment we open our eyes, that everyone is entitled to his or her opinion. Well, thatís horsepuckey, of course. We are not entitled to our opinions; we are entitled to our informed opinions. Without research, without background, without understanding, itís nothing. Itís just bibble-babble. Itís like a fart in a wind tunnel, folks." --Harlan Ellison