Calm the hell down and remember that you're there to entertain and give good service, not to play out your own fantasy. It's nice if they overlap, but err on the side of being less ADOWABOW and playing to what the customer wants.
Self-absorbed maids, man. There's nothing less fun.
Tom Petty [Final Fantasy XV] (9%)
Bondage Finch [Bondage Finch Adventures] (12%)
Your Mother [Debbie Does Dallas XXIII] (8%)