I hate those assholes at a con that make fun of/bash others because of their costumes not being up to their standards... so help me, the next time I see one...
"Let's put a cookie on a plate and see what happens to the poor bastard who tries to steal it!"
-Sword Dude to Kari during a pointless argument
Meryl: So, there's something you like?
Solid Snake: Yeah, you've got a great butt!
Meryl: Oh, I see! First it's my eyes, now it's my butt! What's next?
Solid Snake: On the battlefield, you never think about what's next...