My dad seems to think i'm some sort of dominatrix/stripper who dresses up for people's weird fetishes. (i'm 23 and don't live with my parents but my dad has come over and seen costumes around when i'm getting ready for a con...)
-Avatar: Katara as the painted lady
"He's small enough as it is, these colours would make him seem child-like."
"And what exactly is bad about that? I have no interest in anything but boys and girls under 15!"
"...I have no interest in what you do in your spare time..."