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Unread 11-07-2012, 03:29 PM   #58052
BlondieSundae
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Originally Posted by Lithium Flower View Post
I am pretty sure they have a specific circle of hell for people who strangle sheep to make them pee.

Like I am 99% sure there's totally a hell for that.
It's a good thing I cover their nose and mouth to SUFFOCATE THEM instead of putting hands around their neck to strangle them.

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How do you not accidently kill the sheep?
Pretty sure the sheep would pass out before we kill it and we'd stop before then. We just need them to pee and usually animals piss or shit when they get scared so if the damn sheep ain't being stubborn (which Fred has said there are a few) they'll pee in like... 2 minutes. And for big animals like sheep it takes much more than two minutes to kill them and they're KINDA stronger than us and toss their heads and kick and flail while we do it.

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What if the sheep poops instead?
We wait until they pee

Don't ya'll get mad at me, my friend pulled dead kittens from a dead momma cat.
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