PEOPLE WHO PEE ON THE TOILET SEAT. We even have a delightfully ugly little plaque right behind the toilet that says
IF YOU SPRINKLE
WHEN YOU TINKLE
BE A SWEETIE
AND WIPE THE SEATIE
and also there are two matching fish for some reason. I don't know how you can ignore that kind of thing and go ahead and pee all over the seatie anyway.
Also, the new phones in this office are going to eventually drive me insane.
Also also, I have had to tell at least a dozen people today where we are located. How does no one on this campus know where we are? People who've been here for DECADES do not know where we're located. And I always have to explain it in detail, like I can't just say "Building 7" or whatever because no one knows what that means. There is no organization to anything on this campus. I have to basically guide them step by step and they're STILL confused.
"And we are all told from the moment we open our eyes, that everyone is entitled to his or her opinion. Well, thatís horsepuckey, of course. We are not entitled to our opinions; we are entitled to our informed opinions. Without research, without background, without understanding, itís nothing. Itís just bibble-babble. Itís like a fart in a wind tunnel, folks." --Harlan Ellison