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I hate using restrooms when I am out and about because women's bathrooms are part of the 7th circle of Hell.
Because of squatters.
Women folk who think the toilet seat is infested with AIDS and period juice so they hover over the toilet to pee and end up sending their germaphobic stream of fear bouncing off every tile surface in the room.
The reason the toilet is wet and gross and covered in pee is because you squatted over it like a dog on the front lawn.
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