I crossplay and I don't have a gay bone in my body. In fact, me crossplaying is the only way to get a girl to look at me twice! Besides, it's fun. Yeah, I am straight (and unfortunately single) and I crossplay.
I'm the Emperor of the Left Half of the universe, and I approved this message.
I also hit more conventions than most people do, so if you see me say hi. Chances are I'll be selling DVDs in the dealer room.