Originally Posted by TheAnarCHris
We have a Hello Kitty toaster, because of course we do, my wife is part Pixie after all.
Meghan has a hello kitty water cooler. She fills it with vodka.
Oil change has turned into new tires. Which will take an hour and a half.
So I'm sitting in the tire place eating bugles and listening to Ellen. I'd rather be watching Downton Abbey and in my pjs. I could walk to the Tuesdays across the parking lot but I hate eating alone.