My nine year old sister and stepmom are in my room looking at stuff and Rebecca(sis) Digs into my "magical cosbox of awesome" and pulls out my ace bandage.
Sis: Look Momma! This is what she uses to to squash down her boobs
Me: *facepalming and metal panicking* R-Rebecca sweetie leave that alone.
S.Mom: *smiles* Oh I already knew.
That'll teach me to steal things for leparent's room and expect them not to notice *they rarely see me crossplay so I doubted they knew. It was an awkward day*