First world problem, but it's not quite a unpopular opinion so deal accordingly.
Remember the whole Tony Harris "Fake Geek/Con hot" thing from a week or 2 back. And how ass backwards the term "Fake Geek" is. Well it's gained fire with a bunch of people I associated with, and MY GAWD, WHY?!?
Being a "real" fan of something should be a concept that one should stop believe in sometime during your high school years, where everything sucks and your parents are the worst people ever (spoiler alert: stop being a shit, it's you not them most of the time ingrates). You can like shit without liking dedicating 3/4ths of your life towards it.
I propose several of us become "fake jocks" and bring sterotypical bullying back. I don't mean name calling and internet bullying, I mean wedgies, purple nurpies, shoving people into lockers and hanging people from flagpoles via underwear. This will clearly work.
Stalk me on twitter! @theanarchris, THEN IMMEDIATELY REGRET YOUR DECISION!
"I can't believe I was stupid enough to be that faux radical. Never listen to a college student's opinion about anything. Secretly, they're just as dumb as high school kids, perhaps even more so." -Drew Magary