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That's okay - my plan involves either a sperm bank or my gay husband and a turkey baster.
And I never intend to leave the Northeast.
But seriously - I think everyone is well aware of straight people. They aren't repressed: No one calls their relationships "wrong" or "unnatural". No one tries to stop them from getting married.
There is no such thing as "heterophobia". (There's no such thing as "homophobia" either - you're not scared of me kissing my girlfriend. You're just an ignorant ass.)
I'd say "f*** those people. But I really don't want to.
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