Always notify the proper authorities first. Avoiding is all well and good, but things can escalate very quickly. Do not take your chances.
Fem!Matsuoka Rin (Free!) - 95%
Grandmaster Robin (Fire Emblem: Awakening) - planning
Kamui (Fire Emblem: Fates) - 29%
Samemi - genderbent Samekichi (Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea) - planned