All of these apply to my Sailor Moon cosplay that I'm currently working on.
"That skirt needs to be about six inches shorter"
"I'm going to bend down, and you need to tell me when you can see my butt."
"Look!" *Flips up my skirt* "It's a leotard now! No underwear!" (When the neighbors are over)
"I need to choke myself to the point of it being comfortable." (Making the choker)
I'm sure they'll be more soon as I'm going to be making my wig in the next week.
Disney's Tangled: Rapunzel - Progress 90%- Minor wig work to do!
Disney - Tinkerbell - Future - Planned