Mike Birbiglia's Sleepwalk With Me. Men, do not, I repeat, DO NOT watch this with your girlfriend. She will get totally paranoid that you secretly want to break up. Great movie, but not the best date movie.
“You’re better than having to deal with assholes. You’re better than people who don’t honor you. You’re fucking awesome, this is your journey, and it should not be slowed down—I don’t care if it’s your boss, your boyfriend, or your fucking dog. Anyone that doesn’t dig your shit, then you need to move on, because we don’t have time to waste. However, you do have an obligation: You–must–rock.” -Greg Behrendt