You know you're a cosplayer when...
You begin talking to your wig heads more than your actual friends because you style them so often
The local spa knows you by name and simply asks you 'So, how high were the heels this time?' when you book a much needed foot massage
You try to teach your bird how to say lines that your character says
You've considered shaving your head and wearing one of your wigs every day
ALL YOU TALK ABOUT IS COSPLAY (My mom has started getting mad at me for this one xD)