"If you think it looks good now, you should see it when I don't have boobs." While showing my mother the Purple Shirt of Sex I bought for my BBC Sherlock crossplay. I should have thought that sentence through.
"I'm Sherlock Holmes, not a doctor! John's the doctor! Go ask him you yellow freak!" I was getting extremely frustrated with my homework and the 'diagnose a patient from just three sentences' questions that I had no hope of answering.