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Unread 04-21-2013, 04:26 PM   #5653
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So, when I came home last night (at 1:30 AM) some dude was out walking his BLACK dog wearing MOSTLY black clothes. I almost didn't see them and almost hit them, and he shouted a couple choice expletives. Then, because he's a rational adult, he came and wrote "fuck you" in dog shit on our garage door while we were asleep, in plain view of all the children in our neighborhood. Here's what I don't get...he probably REALLY thought he was showing me who's boss...while holding enough dog shit in his hand to write with...Brilliant AND classy! That's a winning combo.
'I am a beautiful animal!

'I am a destroyer of worlds!

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