Steampunk cited as "terrifying youth trend"

pinoycosplay · 06-06-2012, 11:43 AM

This is absolutely hilarious. I knew I had to share this with the steampunk fans on this site.

Look at number 7 on the list, especially the accompanying pic and text.

http://christwire.org/2012/04/is-my-...-youth-trends/

"Yet SteamPunk quickly becomes a gateway to sadomasochism and even Trotskyism."

this one is also funny considering international steampunk day is coming up, June 14th

http://christwire.org/2011/06/happy-...e-soaked-sots/

"Drug use is part of the steampunk culture, with flypapers soaked in water to draw out the arsenic for clear skin and belladonna used to give a dazed and day dreamy look to a woman’s eyes."

FYI Christwire is a satirical website writing articles from an extreme Christian viewpoint

kenshin-chan64 · 06-06-2012, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by pinoycosplay

FYI Christwire is a satirical website writing articles from an extreme Christian viewpoint

Doesnt stop me from believing that there are real people out there who probably think along those exact lines XD
Now excuse me, I have to call 911. I seem to have laughed my lungs out and they are all over the floor and making a mess.

Venciel Links · 06-07-2012, 11:10 AM

OMG! xDDD Ahahaha! This made my morning! The finger mustache is a gateway to lesbianism? Gangs of Athiests harassing Christans over Heterosexuality? XDDDD Steampunk involving dildo guns? *Wipes tear* Even tho this is satire, sadly it's probably not far from what some of the fanatics think. I bet those who stumble on this think it's brilliantly true and believe every word.

Neelh · 06-07-2012, 11:55 AM

I liked the first one about Bronies.

It's scary that one of my sort-of-friends is a pegasister furry.

pinoycosplay · 06-07-2012, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Venciel Links

OMG! xDDD Ahahaha! This made my morning! The finger mustache is a gateway to lesbianism? Gangs of Athiests harassing Christans over Heterosexuality? XDDDD Steampunk involving dildo guns? *Wipes tear* Even tho this is satire, sadly it's probably not far from what some of the fanatics think. I bet those who stumble on this think it's brilliantly true and believe every word.

Yeah I love that website. All it really does is simply carry Christian beliefs to their logical conclusions as they look for Satan in all things.

I too also loved the point about "bronies" leading to beastiality, lol. After all only Satan would tempt young women with My Little Pony and encourage them to fornicate with animals. LOL

Volnixshin · 06-08-2012, 11:04 AM

This is what I should be reading the day I leave for the northernmost steampunk con in the United States

ioniafreak · 06-08-2012, 05:17 PM

i saw that a few hours ago. i swear, i was laughing SO HARD XD

Kesra · 06-11-2012, 09:00 PM

...I've never been so happy to see a troll in my life.

Naru-chu · 06-12-2012, 06:49 PM

Say WHAAAHH? "Asianation" and "Teenage Mustaches" are on the list. The Brony picture made me giggle.

wonderland-chan · 06-17-2012, 05:14 PM

This is to funny, the person that writes this should be a comedain XD.

rosie44442003 · 06-18-2012, 01:37 PM

Nothing against Christians but this is serious crap. Laughed so hard when I saw the part about the guy from vampire diarys. Lol

EdenAnarchy · 08-17-2012, 12:37 PM

I've met some people in the past that would have no problem falling into this sort of mindset. I honestly feel sorry for anyone that lives their entire life that uptight and highly-strung.

threestories · 08-19-2012, 03:52 PM

I'm a Christian and into steampunk and I think these people have no common sense, sense of humor or ability to think for themselves. Please don't think they represent anything but an odd, out-of-touch fringe element. The finger mustache being a gateway to lesbianism is easily the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

nathancarter · 08-21-2012, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by threestories

I'm a Christian and into steampunk and I think these people have no common sense, sense of humor or ability to think for themselves.

Actually, they kinda do - they're a satire site, poking fun at the fringe Christian extremists who have nothing better to do than condemn others.

threestories · 08-21-2012, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by nathancarter

Actually, they kinda do - they're a satire site, poking fun at the fringe Christian extremists who have nothing better to do than condemn others.

THANK GOODNESS! That makes sense, then!

06-06-2012, 11:43 AM	#1
pinoycosplay Fighting VG Specialist Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 688	Steampunk cited as "terrifying youth trend" This is absolutely hilarious. I knew I had to share this with the steampunk fans on this site. Look at number 7 on the list, especially the accompanying pic and text. http://christwire.org/2012/04/is-my-...-youth-trends/ "Yet SteamPunk quickly becomes a gateway to sadomasochism and even Trotskyism." this one is also funny considering international steampunk day is coming up, June 14th http://christwire.org/2011/06/happy-...e-soaked-sots/ "Drug use is part of the steampunk culture, with flypapers soaked in water to draw out the arsenic for clear skin and belladonna used to give a dazed and day dreamy look to a woman’s eyes." FYI Christwire is a satirical website writing articles from an extreme Christian viewpoint __________________ "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" - Hunter S Thompson

06-07-2012, 11:10 AM	#3
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06-08-2012, 11:04 AM	#6
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06-12-2012, 06:49 PM	#9
Naru-chu Registered User Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 11	Say WHAAAHH? "Asianation" and "Teenage Mustaches" are on the list. The Brony picture made me giggle.

06-17-2012, 05:14 PM	#10
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EdenAnarchy Registered User Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2	I've met some people in the past that would have no problem falling into this sort of mindset. I honestly feel sorry for anyone that lives their entire life that uptight and highly-strung.

08-19-2012, 03:52 PM	#13
threestories Registered User Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 70	I'm a Christian and into steampunk and I think these people have no common sense, sense of humor or ability to think for themselves. Please don't think they represent anything but an odd, out-of-touch fringe element. The finger mustache being a gateway to lesbianism is easily the funniest thing I've read in weeks. __________________ Boston ComicCon 2013: Emma Swan (Once Upon a Time S2) - 100% done \| River Song (Doctor Who) - 100% done ConnectiCon 2013: Angelica Teach (Pirates of the Caribbean 4) - 95% done \| Steampunk Carmen Sandiego - 100% done *DragonCon 2013:** D'Anna Biers/Number 3 (Battlestar Galactica) - 80% done \| Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time S1) - 90% done Captain America (Lady Avengers Group) - 80% done \| Steampunk Indiana Joan - 0% done

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