So what's up with you? - Page 3194

penny_dreadful · 07-09-2012, 06:20 PM

My mind raced. Could it be? Could I really be kissing Laser Bacon Unicorn Glitter Monkey Army Kid? And touching his and/or her and/or neither's butt at the same time? It seemed like a physical impossibility. And yet, as our butts rubbed together gently, with a feeling like the way it feels when you rub two tender, juicy peaches at the peak of their ripeness against a Tesla coil, I knew that it was meant to be.

Suddenly, LoliLovely burst into the room, mounted astride a narwhal whose horn was a lightsaber.

"PREPARE YOUR BUTTS", she cried, hoisting a bag full of Furbys high into the air.

The Hag · 07-09-2012, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by fullbleed

Fuck your nostalgia things are better now days.

From the bottom of my heart - I thank you. You are wise beyond your years.

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Originally Posted by Bisected8

Actually my intention is to see if the French eat him (ergo confirming his equine status). I wouldn't mind trying a bit though, I hear it's like steak, but doing so would bias the experiment.

I couldn't imagine eating a horse. Just look at this beauty:

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Originally Posted by LoliLovely

Fanfiction...fanfiction everywhere Dx

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Originally Posted by fullbleed

I don't know think it'd be kinda funny if someone here was actually writting fan fic about members, rule 34 and all that.

All I have to say is that if I show up in ANYONE's fanfic in ANY capacity you will be hearing from my lawyer. Who is also my sister. And she will fuck you up. Trust me.

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Originally Posted by SpazItUp

Other OTP is fullbleedXeveryone.... cuz fullbleed is a pimp yo

fullbleed is far too hip to ship.

Bisected8 · 07-09-2012, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Lithium Flower

This shouldn't be legal.

So says Ms. "I just drew Slender Moon"?

LoliLovely · 07-09-2012, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by penny_dreadful

My mind raced. Could it be? Could I really be kissing Laser Bacon Unicorn Glitter Monkey Army Kid? And touching his and/or her and/or neither's butt at the same time? It seemed like a physical impossibility. And yet, as our butts rubbed together gently, with a feeling like the way it feels when you rub two tender, juicy peaches at the peak of their ripeness against a Tesla coil, I knew that it was meant to be.

Suddenly, LoliLovely burst into the room, mounted astride a narwhal whose horn was a lightsaber.

"PREPARE YOUR BUTTS", she cried, hoisting a bag full of Furbys high into the air.

Oh my God...I can't breathe xD

Lithium Flower · 07-09-2012, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by penny_dreadful

"PREPARE YOUR BUTTS", she cried, hoisting a bag full of Furbys high into the air.

I am taking this. I will love it, and cherish it and feed it every day.

jessthecoolcat · 07-09-2012, 06:24 PM

Lololololololol

Kildread · 07-09-2012, 06:24 PM

I'm pretty sure Penny's posting of that shipping thread is what made the power go out in this part of the city I'm in for the last 30 minutes.

Yep.

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Originally Posted by The Hag

All I have to say is that if I show up in ANYONE's fanfic in ANY capacity you will be hearing from my lawyer. Who is also my sister. And she will fuck you up. Trust me.

It will never happen.

The Hag · 07-09-2012, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Kildread

It will never happen.

You don't know my sister.

BlondieSundae · 07-09-2012, 06:30 PM

Guys, Hag's just jealous we haven't made them canon with anyone yet

Sorry Hag... =(

penny_dreadful · 07-09-2012, 06:31 PM

I made a gross, snort-laughing sound as LBUGMAK clutched me even tighter. Our butts were pressed together so hard it hurt. In a good way.

"Nuh-uh," hissed LBUGMAK. "I will not prepare my butt. My butt is for Penny only."

"Wait," I said, pressing a finger to LBUGMAK's supple, brownish-pinkish lips, which had so recently been pressed against my own, slightly less brownish and slightly more pinkish lips that were on my face. "Let's hear her out. I think maybe we should explore this. Maybe this is a thing that would be good to explore. How many Furbys, exactly, are in that sack?"

"Forty-seven," replied Loli, a wicked grin spreading across her beautiful just-recently-turned-18-year-old face.

"Mon dieu," I whispered. I could feel a strange, frantic thudding in my chest at the thought of it. My butt muscles were clenched tighter than they'd ever been. I could feel LBUGMAK's heavy breathing against my cheek, hot and slightly damp. "That must have cost a FORTUNE on eBay."

Kildread · 07-09-2012, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Hag

You don't know my sister.

Hey, if she writes one herself...

I was referring to the comedic use of the "fictional characters" statement

The Hag · 07-09-2012, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SpazItUp

Guys, Hag's just jealous we haven't made them canon with anyone yet

Sorry Hag... =(

You don't know me.

HagxSaint = canon. The end.

jessthecoolcat · 07-09-2012, 06:32 PM

I swear, this'll never get old.

BlondieSundae · 07-09-2012, 06:32 PM

Penny you're killing me... I am human I need air

Hag- I think you just need a hug

zeldawulffie205 · 07-09-2012, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by zeldawulffie205

Is this a bad time...?

Apparently so.

07-09-2012, 06:20 PM	#47896
penny_dreadful la ctholita Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,466	My mind raced. Could it be? Could I really be kissing Laser Bacon Unicorn Glitter Monkey Army Kid? And touching his and/or her and/or neither's butt at the same time? It seemed like a physical impossibility. And yet, as our butts rubbed together gently, with a feeling like the way it feels when you rub two tender, juicy peaches at the peak of their ripeness against a Tesla coil, I knew that it was meant to be. Suddenly, LoliLovely burst into the room, mounted astride a narwhal whose horn was a lightsaber. "PREPARE YOUR BUTTS", she cried, hoisting a bag full of Furbys high into the air. __________________ "And we are all told from the moment we open our eyes, that everyone is entitled to his or her opinion. Well, that’s horsepuckey, of course. We are not entitled to our opinions; we are entitled to our informed opinions. Without research, without background, without understanding, it’s nothing. It’s just bibble-babble. It’s like a fart in a wind tunnel, folks." --Harlan Ellison

07-09-2012, 06:31 PM	#47905
penny_dreadful la ctholita Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,466	I made a gross, snort-laughing sound as LBUGMAK clutched me even tighter. Our butts were pressed together so hard it hurt. In a good way. "Nuh-uh," hissed LBUGMAK. "I will not prepare my butt. My butt is for Penny only." "Wait," I said, pressing a finger to LBUGMAK's supple, brownish-pinkish lips, which had so recently been pressed against my own, slightly less brownish and slightly more pinkish lips that were on my face. "Let's hear her out. I think maybe we should explore this. Maybe this is a thing that would be good to explore. How many Furbys, exactly, are in that sack?" "Forty-seven," replied Loli, a wicked grin spreading across her beautiful just-recently-turned-18-year-old face. "Mon dieu," I whispered. I could feel a strange, frantic thudding in my chest at the thought of it. My butt muscles were clenched tighter than they'd ever been. I could feel LBUGMAK's heavy breathing against my cheek, hot and slightly damp. "That must have cost a FORTUNE on eBay." __________________ "And we are all told from the moment we open our eyes, that everyone is entitled to his or her opinion. Well, that’s horsepuckey, of course. We are not entitled to our opinions; we are entitled to our informed opinions. Without research, without background, without understanding, it’s nothing. It’s just bibble-babble. It’s like a fart in a wind tunnel, folks." --Harlan Ellison

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