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Unread 07-09-2012, 07:20 PM   #47896
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My mind raced. Could it be? Could I really be kissing Laser Bacon Unicorn Glitter Monkey Army Kid? And touching his and/or her and/or neither's butt at the same time? It seemed like a physical impossibility. And yet, as our butts rubbed together gently, with a feeling like the way it feels when you rub two tender, juicy peaches at the peak of their ripeness against a Tesla coil, I knew that it was meant to be.

Suddenly, LoliLovely burst into the room, mounted astride a narwhal whose horn was a lightsaber.

"PREPARE YOUR BUTTS", she cried, hoisting a bag full of Furbys high into the air.
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Unread 07-09-2012, 07:21 PM   #47897
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Fuck your nostalgia things are better now days.
From the bottom of my heart - I thank you. You are wise beyond your years.

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Actually my intention is to see if the French eat him (ergo confirming his equine status). I wouldn't mind trying a bit though, I hear it's like steak, but doing so would bias the experiment.
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I don't know think it'd be kinda funny if someone here was actually writting fan fic about members, rule 34 and all that.
All I have to say is that if I show up in ANYONE's fanfic in ANY capacity you will be hearing from my lawyer. Who is also my sister. And she will fuck you up. Trust me.

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Other OTP is fullbleedXeveryone.... cuz fullbleed is a pimp yo
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Unread 07-09-2012, 07:21 PM   #47898
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This shouldn't be legal.
So says Ms. "I just drew Slender Moon"?
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Unread 07-09-2012, 07:22 PM   #47899
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My mind raced. Could it be? Could I really be kissing Laser Bacon Unicorn Glitter Monkey Army Kid? And touching his and/or her and/or neither's butt at the same time? It seemed like a physical impossibility. And yet, as our butts rubbed together gently, with a feeling like the way it feels when you rub two tender, juicy peaches at the peak of their ripeness against a Tesla coil, I knew that it was meant to be.

Suddenly, LoliLovely burst into the room, mounted astride a narwhal whose horn was a lightsaber.

"PREPARE YOUR BUTTS", she cried, hoisting a bag full of Furbys high into the air.
Oh my God...I can't breathe xD
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Unread 07-09-2012, 07:23 PM   #47900
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"PREPARE YOUR BUTTS", she cried, hoisting a bag full of Furbys high into the air.
I am taking this. I will love it, and cherish it and feed it every day.
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Unread 07-09-2012, 07:24 PM   #47901
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Unread 07-09-2012, 07:24 PM   #47902
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I'm pretty sure Penny's posting of that shipping thread is what made the power go out in this part of the city I'm in for the last 30 minutes.

Yep.

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It will never happen.
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Unread 07-09-2012, 07:28 PM   #47903
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You don't know my sister.
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Unread 07-09-2012, 07:30 PM   #47904
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Guys, Hag's just jealous we haven't made them canon with anyone yet

Sorry Hag... =(
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Unread 07-09-2012, 07:31 PM   #47905
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I made a gross, snort-laughing sound as LBUGMAK clutched me even tighter. Our butts were pressed together so hard it hurt. In a good way.

"Nuh-uh," hissed LBUGMAK. "I will not prepare my butt. My butt is for Penny only."

"Wait," I said, pressing a finger to LBUGMAK's supple, brownish-pinkish lips, which had so recently been pressed against my own, slightly less brownish and slightly more pinkish lips that were on my face. "Let's hear her out. I think maybe we should explore this. Maybe this is a thing that would be good to explore. How many Furbys, exactly, are in that sack?"

"Forty-seven," replied Loli, a wicked grin spreading across her beautiful just-recently-turned-18-year-old face.

"Mon dieu," I whispered. I could feel a strange, frantic thudding in my chest at the thought of it. My butt muscles were clenched tighter than they'd ever been. I could feel LBUGMAK's heavy breathing against my cheek, hot and slightly damp. "That must have cost a FORTUNE on eBay."
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Unread 07-09-2012, 07:31 PM   #47906
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You don't know my sister.
Hey, if she writes one herself...

I was referring to the comedic use of the "fictional characters" statement
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Unread 07-09-2012, 07:32 PM   #47907
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Guys, Hag's just jealous we haven't made them canon with anyone yet

Sorry Hag... =(
You don't know me.

HagxSaint = canon. The end.
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Unread 07-09-2012, 07:32 PM   #47908
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Unread 07-09-2012, 07:32 PM   #47909
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Penny you're killing me... I am human I need air

Hag- I think you just need a hug
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While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a bitching,
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Unread 07-09-2012, 07:33 PM   #47910
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Is this a bad time...?
Apparently so.
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