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[Arc_The_Lad]

Edit - Got it to work.

[Bisected8]

^^ Happy birthday Shana!

Originally Posted by The Hag

Well, according to that article, it's not a pet - it's technology.

Thanks for giving me the mental image of an awesome google branded cyborg alligator.

[PrincessKaori87]

Originally Posted by BlondieSundae

They also get stupidly exact... like.. to say I want a cheese omelette it's I want the omelette of cheese.

Spanish is like this too. For example, you want a cheese burger? You say: "Yo qiero una hamburgesa con queso." Which literally means "I want a hamburger with cheese."

[UsakoLuna]

Squid + Castle it's self.

The toilets explode and house elves are horrified

[Lithium Flower]

Originally Posted by UsakoLuna

Squid + Castle it's self.

The toilets explode and house elves are horrified

Then this is one I haven't read.

And I will pass on.

I have chicken and sausage gumbo/soup to make for lunch. I made a bit of sticky rice for breakfast and I have some left over so I might serve the gumbo on top of that. Om nom nom nom.

[penny_dreadful]

Originally Posted by Lithium Flower

Is it the fanfic about the giant squid having sex with the actual building, or the one about the students who go down to the lake and the squid has it's tentacle-y way with their orifices?

Originally Posted by UsakoLuna

Squid + Castle it's self.

The toilets explode and house elves are horrified

It's really upsetting that I've read both. I'M LOOKING AT MY LIFE. I'M LOOKING AT MY CHOICES.

Originally Posted by Arc_The_Lad

That really is one of my favorite shows of all time.

[PrincessKaori87]

Originally Posted by The Hag

Well I can't go back to Constantinople.

BTW Hag, I now have this song in my head.

[Lithium Flower]

Originally Posted by penny_dreadful

It's really upsetting that I've read both. I'M LOOKING AT MY LIFE. I'M LOOKING AT MY CHOICES.



That really is one of my favorite shows of all time.

One of the first fan-fics I read was one where Snape had to 'marry' Harry when he was being entered into Hogwarts for the first time because of some convoluted wizard law on who can enter wizardy schools and who can't.

So naturally 11 year old Harry was married to Snape and they shared a room and a bed and one day Snape woke up to Harry rubbing his 11 year old dong on Snapes leg to masturbate and it all went down hill from there.



Dexter's Lab was a great show.
That one episode where they took his moms rubber gloves away and she descended into OCD madness until they presented her with a brand new pair for Mothers Day. Yup.

[Bisected8]

There is nothing I wouldn't give to have the last few posts in this thread wiped from my memory right now.

[PrincessKaori87]

Originally Posted by Bisected8

There is nothing I wouldn't give to have the last few posts in this thread wiped from my memory right now.

If only the neurolizer from the Men in Black movies was real.

[Lithium Flower]

Originally Posted by Bisected8

There is nothing I wouldn't give to have the last few posts in this thread wiped from my memory right now.

One does not simply unsee the internet.

[Bisected8]

Originally Posted by Lithium Flower

One does not simply unsee the internet.

Where there's a wall there's a way.

[Lithium Flower]

Someone Needs To Get His Brain In Gear
POLICE | HUTCHINSON, MN, USA | EMPLOYEES, LAZY/UNHELPFUL, NOT LISTENING
(Just as I’m coming down a hill, my car makes an odd noise and slows to a stop. I manage to get my car to the shoulder and try to get the gas going, but no luck. I see that there is a police officer nearby, so I put on the emergency flashers and go out to ask him if he can offer any kind of assistance.)

Me: “Officer, I—”

Cop: “You can’t park there.”

(I’m slightly baffled as to why he thought I am voluntarily parked there, as my emergency flashers are clearly on and I am visibly panicking and near tears.)

Me: “I’m sorry, I’m not parked; my car broke down. I was just wondering—”

Cop: “You can’t park there. This is a parade route.”

Me: “I’m sorry, I had no idea there would be a parade. I was only passing through when my car broke down—”

Cop: “You’re going to have to drive it around that corner down there. There’s a parking lot a ways down.”

Me: “…Sir, my car broke down. I can’t drive it.”

Cop: “Well, you can’t park there.”

Me: *nearly crying, and getting angry* “Sir, I can’t help that my car broke down. I can’t drive it. I was wondering if—”

Cop: “Well, get in, start it, and put it in drive. You can’t be parked here. The parade’s coming through soon.”

Me: “Sir, I already told you, I can’t drive it. I hit the accelerator and it doesn’t go.”

Cop: “Well, you’ll have to move. I already told you you can’t park there.”

(Fortunately, a couple of wonderful gentlemen came by at that point, saw that I was panicked, and pushed my car a few blocks away to a parking lot where I could leave it until I could get a tow and a ride.)

[sam vimes]

Originally Posted by Bisected8

There is nothing I wouldn't give to have the last few posts in this thread wiped from my memory right now.

Why? Out of everything that's gone on in this thread, why single out the last few pages? Is it because of Sybren?

[Arc_The_Lad]

What...WHAT....

Apparently, I'm in the wrong business.