Rotherham, South Yorkshire. ^_^
I'm setting up a cosplay group in Sheffield. There's also a cosplay group in York which a friend of mine runs.
Things to say at a chav who insults your cosplay:
"Well, what are you wearing?"
"I don't care what you say, I am a cosplayer, therefore your argument is invalid."
"Your mouth opened but all I heard was pure jealousy."
"Can I borrow those plastic chains? They'd look great with my next cosplay."