If anyone reading this is like me, reading glasses or those cheap ones from Claire's won't work because you have such poor vision you need a prescription pair of lenses to not fall down stairs.
I get all of my glasses from: http://www.zennioptical.com
My whole family gets glasses from the $8-$10 sections. They are quality glasses and it's only $7 shipping no matter how much you buy!
There are hundreds of frames and a lot of them come in some crazy colors like Grell's cherry red.
You can also buy them NON-PRESCRIPTION by leaving all the fields blank when you order.