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Unread 03-19-2011, 10:01 PM   #46
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My conversation with my mom about my Rozalina dress=

Mom= "So you're finally done doing boys?"
Me= "For now."
Mom= "I don't understand why you try, your boobs are too big to hide."
Me= "..."
Mom= "Well I'm happy you're doing a girl for once."

When I showed her my dress this was all she said=

"Whoa, girl, that's a lot of.... um, a lot of boobage."

I was like XD
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Unread 03-19-2011, 10:20 PM   #47
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*At work, writing on some sticky notes to attach to a cat's cage.*
Mom: "What are writing on the sticky notes? o_o"
Me: "I found Carmen Sandiego!!"
Mom: "...What?"
Me: *Shows Mom cat.* "Santiago equals Sandiego. At long last we finally found her!"
Mom: "But Sweetie that's a boy cat!"
Me: "She transformed into a cat and switched genders!" *Attaches notes to cage explaining that the cat was Carmen Sandiego.*
Mom: "So she's a tranny?"
Me: "Exactly. Nice try, Carmen!"

Only highlight of my workday, was finding Carmen Sandiego.
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Unread 03-19-2011, 10:25 PM   #48
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Mum: "So who are you dressing up as then?"
Me: "Gary Oak and Honey."
Mum: "I thought it was a Japanese thingy convention?"
Me: "...It is."
Mum: "Gary doesn't sound Japanese."
Me: "His original name is Shigeru."
Mum: "Oh. What about Honey? And I thought you were just doing guys?"
Me: "I am, Honey's a guy. And yeah, he's from a Japanese show too."
Mum: "Oh. Is Honey his real name?"
Me: "Haninozuka Mitsukuni."
Mum: "Oh. That's why they shortened it."
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Unread 03-20-2011, 11:54 AM   #49
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When I said I didn't know if I could cosplay C.C. because my boobs weren't big enough, my Dad said "More than a handful is a waste anyway."
Thanks Dad.
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Unread 03-21-2011, 03:27 PM   #50
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A few years ago, I did my Kos-Mos v 4 costume for a convention. My mother was in charge of picking up my younger sister who had come with me to the con. When my mom saw me her reaction was first to laugh out loud. Then she said "When did you get BOOBS?!"
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Unread 03-21-2011, 06:04 PM   #51
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So I'm at my friend's place, showing her how to open shirt bind.

Cue her dad walking in on us after we're done, and my friend is putting the shirt on.

Friend: 8D We're binding!
Dad: WHY!?
Friend: So we can be flat for the costume?
Dad: ..................D:

Then her mom walks in and remarks on how ridiculously flat chested I am. Binding win!

Later, as my friend and I are taking (particularly yaoi) pictures...

Dad: Hey. You know what would be really cool?
Friend and Me: What? 8D
Dad: ...if you would cosplay as GIRLS.

Cue us explaining how yaoi is so much better than straight 8D

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Unread 03-23-2011, 05:17 AM   #52
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"Why do you look like a gay disco rocker from the 70s?"
My dad said this when i came down last night trying on my Allen cosplay.
he also said this about Kadaj and cloud and yazoo and loz when watchign advent children.
Except, he said the 80's that time. he said they'd been upgraded to 80's. ... i woulda just stuck with the 70s.

"Isnt that character a boy?" ... So? (my brother clearly hasn't discovered crossdressing yet.)

"Why are your eyebrows white?... and why the HELL do you look like you've been in a FIST FIGHT???" happened today at school... i was wearing my Allen cosplay the night before, and forgot to wash off my make up. OTL. some of it rubbed off, but it looked like i had cuts on my face and bruises, and then... i forgot to wash the colour off my eyebrows. i went to school with white eyebrows and a 'cut up' face. how attractive that must have been.
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Unread 03-23-2011, 05:35 AM   #53
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Originally Posted by Shuko View Post
While making my DBZ Armor costume, my father recently asked me why those guys didn't just fight each other naked. I gaped at him for a few seconds before working up the courage to ask him why.

"Well, you know, I don't live under a rock, Jen," he told me. "I've seen that show before. When you were so ga-ga over it a few years back, I sat down and watched a couple episodes to find out what it was like. I saw a bunch of constipated-looking weirdos glaring and monologuing at each other for a while, before blasting each other with fire and blowing their clothes away. That armor you're making probably isn't meant to be real armor at all. They just wanted the most flimsy vests they could get so that they could show off their manly hairless chests at one another the quickest."

My dad thinks he's a comedian. -_-
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Unread 03-23-2011, 07:09 AM   #54
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Mom: what do you call it when girls dress up as boys?
Me: crossplay?
Mom: yeah. You don't want to do that do you?
Me: no, why?
Mom: good! I dont want to have to help you squish your boobs.
Me: why would you help? Meghan would br the unfortunate soul
Mom: at the con, yes. But I figured it would like when you needed to part your own hair. We'd have school time. Plus, your boobs are too big to squish. We'd extra strength ace bandages or something
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Unread 03-24-2011, 10:57 AM   #55
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I was talking about cosplay with my step-dad and he mentioned wanting to do Iron Man..

"... But then I'd have to ducttape my moobs and stomach down like you did with your boobs with Linebeck last year! xD"

"... o-o"

And if he hasn't noticed, I do that all the time now. My mom asked me why I never have "them" anymore, so I told her I'm always cosplaying Liney.
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Unread 03-24-2011, 08:22 PM   #56
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Mom: So have you figured out who you're going to cosplay as yet?
Me: Not yet... I was thinking maybe Grell form Kuroshitsuji?
Mom: ... Isn't that that creepy tranny thing?
Me: ... sure.
Mom: ... Do it.
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Unread 03-24-2011, 08:39 PM   #57
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Originally Posted by UsakoLuna View Post
(I'm playing Kingdom Hearts 2)
Mom: can you comE help me?
Me: no, I'm on the brink of despair
Mom: don't be dramatic
Me: no it's part of this world. See *shows proof*
Mom: you can't save on the brink of despair,
Me: no
Mom: that's sad
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Unread 03-25-2011, 03:21 PM   #58
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I was living at home at the time I made my Gambler Rikku costume. I remember coming out of the bathroom in it and my step mom just gave me this look like XD She asked:
Mom: "Has your father seen yet?"
Me: "Um..not yet..*walks downstairs to show dad*
Dad: That's so cool, hunny, you look great!
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Unread 03-25-2011, 08:12 PM   #59
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I came out of my room in a wedding dress I had made and mum started crying saying I looked beautiful. Seriously, save it for my REAL wedding xD
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Unread 04-05-2011, 09:22 PM   #60
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I just made an eyepatch for my upcoming Ciel (it's the medical looking one). My mom picked it up and said. "What is this? Do I even want to know what this is?" I told her it was an eyepatch and my dad said "She thought it was a g-string."

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