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Unread 04-30-2012, 11:20 AM   #42886
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I need to stay away from any websites that sell things.

Yesterday I was looking for buckles, I ended up on Maplin and only just managed to stop myself from buying a load of building materials I don't need yet (but were giving me all sorts of awesome ideas).

Then, today I went on the site I get my art supplies from to see if they had any paint or leaf I could recolour a buckle with (thus making my search easier) and nearly bought a load of plaster of Paris and liquid latex in case I ever want to make a prosthetic.

Now I don't dare keep looking for buckles, lest I spend £30 on useless crap I have no specific plans for.
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Unread 04-30-2012, 11:21 AM   #42887
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The one on the left of Emmers clearly has Babylon-bitterness. Mammary-envy. Booby-jealousy, if you will.
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Unread 04-30-2012, 11:25 AM   #42888
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The one on the left of Emmers clearly has Babylon-bitterness. Mammary-envy. Booby-jealousy, if you will.
Her shirt stuffers aren't up to bluster? That chest 'ain't the best? Her fun-bag level lags?

I could do this all day.
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Unread 04-30-2012, 11:30 AM   #42889
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Oh man, me too. You don't even know.

Alas, I am about to leave work, so you will have to do without.
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Unread 04-30-2012, 11:32 AM   #42890
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Wow you did have big ol' tats. Hahahaha, I think you look the best one there. SO how did you feel? Not as bad as you thought huh?
Yeah they're fucking enormous. That bathing suit top was an XL and it's hilarious what they considered to be extra large titties.

Swimsuit season for me is a bundle of giggles.

"That's precious, they think that this is an actual size D. How cute"

And surprisingly, I felt fine for the most part. After walking around for 2 days with my boobs flopping about I decided that I couldn't give a single fuck.

I did have one woman shout "BOOBS!" when she passed me, when I glanced back at her she realized I heard (how could I not?) and said "Sorry!". I just shrugged and said "You're welcome".

There's nothing quite like walking around strangers half naked that makes you develop this attitude:



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A few of those girls don't looked to thrilled about being in that picture.
Yeah some of those girls where kinda strange :\
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The one on the left of Emmers clearly has Babylon-bitterness. Mammary-envy. Booby-jealousy, if you will.
The one without the wig? She talked to me briefly and seemed fairly nice, but she really didn't look too happy the entire time >> each time I glanced over at her she looked kind of miserable...



AND THAT'S HOW EMILY WENT AWAY FOR A WEEKEND AND CAME BACK WITHOUT A SINGLE FUCK TO GIVE.
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Unread 04-30-2012, 01:01 PM   #42891
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I want this t-shirt.
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Unread 04-30-2012, 01:12 PM   #42892
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I want to be able to see the t shirt you want without having to become a member of a random website.
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Unread 04-30-2012, 01:14 PM   #42893
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SORCERY!
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Unread 04-30-2012, 01:22 PM   #42894
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I love the water because it's the only place I feel graceful. And it's pretty. And sounds nice. And often smells good.
I love water in theory, but then I get in it, and it's full of living things, squirming all over me, many of which thirst for my blood, and it reminds me that the water is not my home and I'm not really welcome there.

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As a woman, getting a compliment from another woman is great because they rarely have an ulterior motive for it. Little kids are the best though because they are brutally honest. If a little kid says you're pretty - you know you're smokin' that day. OTOH - if a little kid says you're ugly..... :/
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Sometimes I wonder if I should get one of those, but I never seem to get around to talking to my doctor about it and just wind up with another prescription for BCPs.

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Pulling garment tape off your nipple is one of the worst things you can ever do.

Avoid at all costs.
Try duct tape sometime. It's fun.

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Just one of many reasons why I don't read fan fiction.
Terrible sex scenes are pretty much the only reason I read fan fiction.

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I write fanfiction and some of these are not that bad.
Remind me not to read your fanfiction.

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*Ahem* Mayonnaise cannon.

(saying that makes me want to throw up)
Reading that makes me want to never have sex again.

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I want to be able to see the t shirt you want without having to become a member of a random website.
Sorry, forgot about that. Of course if you do become a member using my referral and make a purchase within 30 days of joining, I get $25 in credit, so... But anyway, here you go.

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Unread 04-30-2012, 02:15 PM   #42895
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Ooo, PA's back.
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Unread 04-30-2012, 02:19 PM   #42896
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AND THAT'S HOW EMILY WENT AWAY FOR A WEEKEND AND CAME BACK WITHOUT A SINGLE FUCK TO GIVE.
YOU GO GURLLL



...Tired. Fell asleep during a less-than-test-but-more-than-quiz-quest-thing. Oops.
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Unread 04-30-2012, 02:27 PM   #42897
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OH god...

Ladies. Shit like this is why guys are so disgusted by periods.

I'm just gonna say, very NSFW that whole website.
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Unread 04-30-2012, 02:31 PM   #42898
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OH god...

Ladies. Shit like this is why guys are so disgusted by periods.
Why would you think that doesn't disgust women, too?
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Unread 04-30-2012, 02:39 PM   #42899
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Why would you think that doesn't disgust women, too?
Sorry. It should disgust everyone. I mean... *shiver*

I get that periods are totally normal and you shouldn't be ashamed of them. But you don't have to cover you fucking face in it just to prove how not ashamed of it you are. And you know what face lady, you should be ashamed of what you've done.

I don't want to hear the gorey details of your menstual cycle anymore than I want to hear about your bowel movement or anyother bodily fluid or waste product leaving your body.
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Unread 04-30-2012, 02:42 PM   #42900
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OH god...

Ladies. Shit like this is why guys are so disgusted by periods.

I'm just gonna say, very NSFW that whole website.


Yes fullbleed, I MADE that JUST NOW.

The name of that picture says it all.
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