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Unread 04-30-2012, 09:28 PM   #43021
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So you can



Kewpie Mayo with out the bag. And why not explode I ate so much today. I havn't even slept yet. But I want to watch toku.
OH. I thought the product was directly in the bag. No bottle. It's not gross anymore.


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Unread 04-30-2012, 10:18 PM   #43022
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I seem to be the only one, but I can't stand mayonnaise with anything. In fact I could probably write an entire wall of text about how much I dislike it...

...I won't. But I could.
Our friend Fuuf does not tolerate mayonnaise on anything. He was once in a fast food restaurant with our friend John, and ordered a burger that typically comes with mayo, specifically asking for no mayonnaise. While he ordered, John was further back in the queue being harassed by a small boy. John pointed at Fuuf and said, "listen, if you don't leave me alone, I'm gonna have my friend Fuuf come after you. He's crazy. He might kill you." The kid sneered, since Fuuf is about 4'10" and weighs like 80 pounds. At that moment, Fuuf received his burger and, upon opening the wrapper, discovered there was mayo on it.

"THEY PUT MAYO ON MY BURGER," he bellowed. Fuuf may be small, but he plays alto sax professionally and has some serious lung power. "I SPECIFICALLY SAID NO MAYO. I HATE MAYO." He looked over at John, his eyes two black pits of fury. "I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE."

The child ran off whimpering. I'm not at liberty to say whether or not someone actually died over the mayo snafu.
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Unread 04-30-2012, 10:24 PM   #43023
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Should I find your story entertaining, Penny? Cuz I do.
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Unread 04-30-2012, 10:25 PM   #43024
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There is a vibe here that says "We're in this together! Through thick and thin fabric! Through cold water washes and burning hot irons! Though we might super glue ourselves to our projects, cut holes/gashes/oh-god-mom's-gonna-kill-me into the dining room table, we will stand strong together. Unless there is a 75% off sale at the Fabric store. Then you're on your own. And get the hell out of my way." <3
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Unread 04-30-2012, 10:38 PM   #43025
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Oh GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.

A SPIDER FELL OUT OF THE DAMN TOILET PAPER.
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There is a vibe here that says "We're in this together! Through thick and thin fabric! Through cold water washes and burning hot irons! Though we might super glue ourselves to our projects, cut holes/gashes/oh-god-mom's-gonna-kill-me into the dining room table, we will stand strong together. Unless there is a 75% off sale at the Fabric store. Then you're on your own. And get the hell out of my way." <3
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Unread 04-30-2012, 10:42 PM   #43026
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Oh GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.

A SPIDER FELL OUT OF THE DAMN TOILET PAPER.
Reaction live from the loo!

"AND IT'S CRAWLING ALL OVER ME"
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Unread 04-30-2012, 10:42 PM   #43027
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The TP?! Spiders need to respect people's space!!!
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Unread 04-30-2012, 10:44 PM   #43028
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Car-singing is the best. It's a great way to work out my issues through song, in a place where no one is going to be bothered by my caterwauling. It's like,

maybe i'm just like my
MAYBE i'm just like my mother
she's never satis
she's never satisfi-iehd whyyy
do we scream
WAI-HAI-HAAAAIIIiiiii
this is what it sounds like
when doves cry
boop
boop-boop
boop-boop-boop-boop
HEE
boop boo-boop
whee hee-ee eeeyeeyee
DOO BOOBEEBOOBOO DOOBEE BOOBOOBOO WA-OH-OH


and everything is right with the world again
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Unread 04-30-2012, 10:47 PM   #43029
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I agree fully.
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Unread 04-30-2012, 10:51 PM   #43030
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The easiest and fastest way is to use a sewing machine. Set it to a regular straight stitch with a large stitch length, and don't knot one or both of the ends. Then you take the bobbin thread (the thread on the under-side of the fabric as you sew it with the machine) and pull on it. When you pull on it, you'll find that it starts scrunching up, and the more you pull, the more gathered it will be.
Or, you could do it by hand. Just use a regular running stitch and pull on the end.
With both ways it'll probably be easier to knot one side and just pull on the other.
Experiment with some fabric or something; it should be fairly easy to get a hang of.
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I don't even know what a bobbin is. Lol BUT I'LL FIND OUT.
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Unread 04-30-2012, 10:56 PM   #43031
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Forever.

I don't even know what a bobbin is. Lol BUT I'LL FIND OUT.
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It's nice to feel loved.
Well, you said that Brando's family has a sewing machine? There should be a manual with it, or if you can't find it the model/brand of the machine should be printed on it so you can probably find it online.
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Unread 04-30-2012, 11:18 PM   #43032
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Bobbins are EVIL little things that exist solely to torment people.
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Unread 04-30-2012, 11:20 PM   #43033
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Just got back from Joes Italian ice, I am now so full I am to the exploding point. If you don't want to get hit by flying inards and things there is I must remind people to keep a safe distance from me at all times.

@penny he hates mayo, I think I might have to do a drive by mayo pie to the face.
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Unread 04-30-2012, 11:44 PM   #43034
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Bobbins are EVIL little things that exist solely to torment people.
My bobbin is rather nice to me.
It's my serger that is not.
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Unread 05-01-2012, 01:54 AM   #43035
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