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[Flora88]

Originally Posted by Lithium Flower

...I think you just made one.


Funny or sadly enough I've run into fella's who won't be around girls on their perds, they deem it disgusting and are afraid it will 'get on them'. Somehow just standing next to a woman will get you covered in poon blood.

I recall the story somewhere of a girl and her now ex boyfriend or some guy she briefly went on a few dates with; when he found out she was on her period he flipped out and made her sit on a towel in his car because he didn't want to her leak on the seat.

And that's the story of how he was never laid again.

[Bisected8]

Originally Posted by Lithium Flower

...I think you just made one.


Funny or sadly enough I've run into fella's who won't be around girls on their perds, they deem it disgusting and are afraid it will 'get on them'. Somehow just standing next to a woman will get you covered in poon blood.

I recall the story somewhere of a girl and her now ex boyfriend or some guy she briefly went on a few dates with; when he found out she was on her period he flipped out and made her sit on a towel in his car because he didn't want to her leak on the seat.

I assume that those were his first and last dates with anyone?

EDIT: Aww, beaten to it.

[SakuraxTsubasa]

Originally Posted by zeldawulffie205

Where I live, school gets out on June 7th.

It's May 17th.
____ days of school are left.

Someone do the math for me.

sdjf;lsdkjf
You get out earlier than me.
Like, a week and a day earlier. :|
All I know is that I have four or five weeks left. I think it's four now for me, so that's only 3 weeks for you. Exactly three weeks, actually. I think you can do 3*7.

[Flora88]

I'm making a pound cake.




Anybody got a white sangria recipe they like?



Yeah, yeah, I know it's not the food thread, but whatevaaaaa! I'm a rebel without a cause.





So. White sangria recipes, anyone?

[Quinn The Spazz]

Re: Macbeth
@Kuchikichan & Bisected8

I will not have a fake beard, though I totally would if I could. That would be awesome. I will have three different Witch hats though.

[SakuraxTsubasa]

I just have to write another page and a third before I'm officially halfway done with my paper and have enough to bring in tomorrow.
And then I sew sleeves to my prom dress.
And then I get to sleep.
Aaaaahhh sleeeeppp.

[ShinobiXikyu]

I just made the Pinkie siren my new ringtone. (This thing here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez-OJ4zPfC8 )

[BlondieSundae]

Originally Posted by ShinobiXikyu

I just made the Pinkie siren my new ringtone. (This thing here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez-OJ4zPfC8 )

Oh dear god... xD

[SakuraxTsubasa]

Originally Posted by ShinobiXikyu

I just made the Pinkie siren my new ringtone. (This thing here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez-OJ4zPfC8 )

Oh my god I can't even. It's so annoying.

I need it.

[ShinobiXikyu]

And on an unrelated note, WHY IS THIS IS MY HEAD? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkRvn0pXTiw I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE POWER RANGERS WHEN I WAS A KID.

[Rinkia]

I am trying on the four new dresses

[BlindMaiden101]

im lost in time and space, with only a little singing potato to keep me company

[RoMayDrako]

Originally Posted by ShinobiXikyu

And on an unrelated note, WHY IS THIS IS MY HEAD? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkRvn0pXTiw I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE POWER RANGERS WHEN I WAS A KID.

I don't know, but you got this in my head. http://youtu.be/US6DJnk4z6Q I loved MMPR as a kid. My brother (who was well into his teens) always cracked the best jokes while we were watching. Always thought yellow in suit looked weird everyone said that's cause she was asian and flat chested, then I grew up and realized yellow was originally a boy. Totally makes sense.

-edit- So what is up with me? Well bored agian, and sick of doing excersizes to encourage my feet to stop inverting.

[fullbleed]

Originally Posted by Lithium Flower

Yeah, BLOOD pudding.

It's sausage made of blood. Friken' vampires.

It's actually quite nice, an often neglected part of the full english breakfast.

Originally Posted by The Hag

And bangers and mash and bubble and squeak and spotted dick and kippers and steak and kidney pie and toad-in-the-hole and treacle tart.....uh....I read way too much British Lit.

Impressive, I do love steak and Kidney pie. We eat a lot of indian and turkish food in this country.

Originally Posted by Flora88

Re: Gross periods

I was going to make a joke about period cunnilingus. Then I realized I don't know any jokes about period cunnilingus.

You have lucked out, sir.

[fujyoshi]

Originally Posted by ShinobiXikyu

I just made the Pinkie siren my new ringtone. (This thing here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez-OJ4zPfC8 )

why does that make me think of mario galaxy o-o I actually have several ringtones yet so few contacts. Oh well it makes it easier in case I don't feel like picking up the phone Like for example my brother rings to this

http://youtu.be/sa1OgurYq28

makes it easier to not pick up the phone if I'm in no mood ;p

Originally Posted by Flora88

Re: Gross periods

I was going to make a joke about period cunnilingus. Then I realized I don't know any jokes about period cunnilingus.

You have lucked out, sir.

I got banned from a forum for continous period jokes in gratuitous detail so maybe it wouldn't be a good idea. I'll wait till my time of bleeding comes around and then make another comment.