Originally Posted by StarsCASSiOPEiA
Loli's Furbies, in the meanwhile, had decided that entering Avatar State was the appropriate way to settle the matter.
"THE FURBIES," screamed LBUGMAK, right into my ear. "THE FURBIES ARE SENTIENT! EVERYONE OUT OF THE WATER!"
I realized at that moment that we were, in fact, in water. This explained why Loli was riding a narwhal. Ah
, I thought to myself, everything makes sense now.
"Quickly, we must flee before the Furby warriors destroy us all," Loli cried, flinging the squirming sack full of glowing Furbies as far away as she could. I could barely hear her with the ringing in my ear, but her narwhal was gesturing urgently with its lightsaber, so I followed them onto shore, clutching LBUGMAK's hand in mine.
"What will we do, what will we do?" LBUGMAK was pacing miserably in the sand, butt cheeks clenched firmly in his/her/neither/both's hands. "Soon the Furby Avatars will reach us, and then we are doomed. DOOMED!"
"There's only one thing to do at a time like this," Loli answered with a confident toss of her lustrous hair. Her narwhal, meanwhile, was sort of wriggling sadly on the sand. We had all forgotten that narwhals are aquatic mammals and can't survive for very long out of the water. Loli smirked again, one perfect eyebrow raised suggestively.
"Barbecue?" I asked. I could think of nothing but smoked brisket on a soft potato bun with lots of Carolina-style sauce and a side of corn on the cob.
"No," she said. The world seemed to stand still as we held our breaths, waiting for her to say the four small words we had been longing to hear.
"Butt touching three-way.
Originally Posted by zeldawulffie205
Yeah....I see. Who put bleach in their pancakes this morning?
Excuse me, I only eat unbleached pancakes, I'm very strict about that.
full of ammonia, though.